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Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
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...would you cuck Hitler?

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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
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look at that butter face and those man hands

Roy
Sep 24, 2007


when you think about it hitler kind of cucked poland

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

why do goons keep using the word cuck? it is so stupid.

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
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ProfessorMurder posted:

why do goons keep using the word cuck? it is so stupid.

Nazi spotted.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Cesar Cedeno posted:

Nazi spotted.

Ich bin nicht... I mean I'm not a Nazi

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011


*Hitler finds out and has the SS torture you in the most horrific way possible* Probably not the best idea.

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
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Kelfeftaf posted:

*Hitler finds out and has the SS torture you in the most horrific way possible* Probably not the best idea.

Sure, Hitler finds out, that is part of the overall Allied Cucking strategy.

The Agent leaves photos of the deed where Hitler will find them, then escapes at the last second via the time machine.

What you think we'd just leave the Hero Who Cucked Hitler behind like a bunch of Nazis?

SpicyMeatSandwich
Apr 22, 2007



Dr. Mengele cucked him fo real

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Cesar Cedeno posted:

Sure, Hitler finds out, that is part of the overall Allied Cucking strategy.

The Agent leaves photos of the deed where Hitler will find them, then escapes at the last second via the time machine.

What you think we'd just leave the Hero Who Cucked Hitler behind like a bunch of Nazis?

Who is the Hero and when is he from?

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
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ProfessorMurder posted:

Who is the Hero and when is he from?

You already know, in your heart:

Played by Brad Pitt in the eventual movie based on a true story.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

School's in session!
...



im gay, but yes, because cucking hitler would be one of those novelty fucks you cant turn down

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Cesar Cedeno posted:

You already know, in your heart:

Played by Brad Pitt in the eventual movie based on a true story.

It's THS isn't it?

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011


Mengele got away with everything. The luckiest sociopathic murderer in all of Nazi Germany.

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
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THS posted:

im gay, but yes, because cucking hitler would be one of those novelty fucks you cant turn down

You'd probably get a pretty sweet medal out of it too.

"Yeah, there's my basic marksmen badge, combat parachute medal, Purple Heart, Silver Cuck Star with gold oak cluster for cucking Hitler, and this one for time served."

*Men are impressed, ladies swoon*

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

I loving knew it

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

by XyloJW


If I could go back in time I'd ask the jews dying in the holocaust if they were vegan, and if they said no I'd refuse to save them since they didn't care about animal suffering that was so much worse than theirs.

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
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Morkyz posted:

If I could go back in time I'd ask the jews dying in the holocaust if they were vegan, and if they said no I'd refuse to save them since they didn't care about animal suffering that was so much worse than theirs.

This is why you are not in the NATO time travel program.

Only the most mentally stable, physically fit, rigorously tested individuals are sent back in time to cuck the enemies of the free world.

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011


Wasn't Hitler into some really dark sexual poo poo? I'd rather snap a picture of Eva Braun making GBS threads on his chest and have the picture spread throughout Nazi Germany than simply gently caress Eva Braun to Hitler's private annoyance.

Benito Hitlerstalin
Nov 5, 2008

We are not so very different, you and I.


Cesar Cedeno posted:

...would you cuck Hitler?



No.




I would cuck Eva.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

by XyloJW


Cesar Cedeno posted:

This is why you are not in the NATO time travel program.

Only the most mentally stable, physically fit, rigorously tested individuals are sent back in time to cuck the enemies of the free world.

I would already be disqualified by the "physically fit" criteria, no point in pretending to be stable.

All told I have no regrets for sharing my proud vegan beliefs.

edit:

Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

No.




I would cuck Eva.

same

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

ONE HUNDRED CUPS OF MOTHERFUCKING EGG NOG


Look the required action of traveling into the past is to give your baby self a good smack for all the dumb poo poo you'll get up to and regret later

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
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Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

No.




I would cuck Eva.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Brass balls on this guy.

We tried that back in 96 though, agent succeeded in cucking Eva, but fell hard for Hitler. With knowledge of the future the Nazi's won the war. Took forever to clean up that mess.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

i'd like to go seduce JFK. is there an application process?

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011


ProfessorMurder posted:

i'd like to go seduce JFK. is there an application process?

jfk was a five-second man. you'd be immensely disappointed.

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
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ProfessorMurder posted:

i'd like to go seduce JFK. is there an application process?

Not much challenge there, but none the less, the waiting line is pretty long for him.

Have you considered Mao?

or if you have your heart set on a president, Taft has no wait.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Cesar Cedeno posted:

Not much challenge there, but none the less, the waiting line is pretty long for him.

Have you considered Mao?

Mao Tse-tongue? I'll take it.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

waste of space

If you want to get down with Eva, youre going to have to be shat on, I hope you know that.

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
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ProfessorMurder posted:

Mao Tse-tongue? I'll take it.

Awesome, you may want to do your best to look like a 12 year old asian girl, otherwise he's a real tough one.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

by XyloJW


Cesar Cedeno posted:

Awesome, you may want to do your best to look like a 12 year old asian girl, otherwise he's a real tough one.

Is mao into cucking? Because I'd like to send my long-distance girlfriend to seduce him if since apparently she's his type.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Cesar Cedeno posted:

Awesome, you may want to do your best to look like a 12 year old asian girl, otherwise he's a real tough one.

If I were able to look like a 12 year old asian girl I could get much better than Mao.

darkwing cuck
Jan 13, 2009

Humour is like violence. They both come to you unexpectedly, and the more unpredictable they both are, the better it gets.


if i could find a way, op

id take back those words that'd hurt you

Broenheim
Feb 25, 2014

Don't judge me just because I'm a trans cat

Hitler had poor taste in women. His only flaw

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

IT'S TOOL TIME

Cesar Cedeno posted:

...would you cuck Hitler?



Can I kill him after?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

Revengeful corpse out to kill Smell the stench, your guts will spill
Vomit for a mind, maggots for a cock With his axe the corpse will chop


Swedish Fraulein Eva Braun was a real dame

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.


If I go back in time and cuck Hitler then I will have always gone back in time and cucked Hitler

fivethree
Jul 28, 2014


SirDan3k posted:

If I go back in time and cuck Hitler then I will have always gone back in time and cucked Hitler

same

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004


Cuck To The Fuhrer.

The Silver Snail
Apr 2, 2010



I would go back to the beginning of time and blow myself up, creating a seed for all life. This has already happened.

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010
i hated your big dumb ugly macklemore av so i changed it

well cya

I would go back in time and kill JFK, history's greatest monster, before he was able to start WW3.

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