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thank you god for all that i have and will experience
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 17:41 |
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Ocean Book posted:thank you god for all that i have and will experience I don't think you understand the nature of the thread, god boy.
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 17:56 |
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hail satan
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 18:07 |
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mystery at hog island posted:gently caress the Holy Spirit. wow, you really went for it. we got ourselves a bona fide Son of Perdition in this thread. he deffo going to hell now
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 18:09 |
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if u see the buddha on the road, gently caress xim
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 18:16 |
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Ocean Book posted:thank you God for all that i have and will experience Fixed that for you.
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 18:27 |
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Whenever Jesus fucks Mary Magdalene and starts in with his weird panting chant declaring that every filthy and unnatural act the two perpetrate on each other is all still clean and holy and pure because its true purpose is as the physical manifestation of a metaphor for god's deep and passionate love of humanity Mary will just joke to herself about the sermon on the mount and smile and she is happy for a while.
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 19:04 |
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 19:34 |
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One day Jesus and his Apostles were walking along and Jesus said "hey, I've been thinking, maybe we should get into molesting children" and Simon said "I think we're getting ahead of ourselves, wait until we're better organized".
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 19:50 |
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And Moses can suck it too.
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 19:51 |
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the Lord is just, merciful
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 20:03 |
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Kyrie eleison posted:the Lord is just, merciful I don't appreciate all the contrarian flack I'm getting instead of foul declarations of stomach twisting unholy concepts anathema to the good news of Christ's message. Why can't people just blaspheme a motherfucker?
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# ? Aug 17, 2014 00:25 |
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The difference between Jesus and a prostitute is the look on their faces as they get nailed. Am I doing this right?
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# ? Aug 17, 2014 00:43 |