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Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!


UFC Fight Night 47: Bader vs. St. Preux

Where: Cross Insurance Center in Bangor, Maine
When: August 16, 2014
Prelims on Fox Sports 2 - 8pm ET/5pm PT
Main Card on Fox Sports 1 - 10pm ET/7pm PT

Goonweight Grand Prix Stuff: Make your picks || Spreadsheet || Thread
Chat: #MMA on synIRC



The state of Maine is world-renowned for three things
3. Most people think it has too much snow
2. Most people think it has too much white people
1. Tim Sylvia

The Ultimate Fighting Championship event tonight will not be remembered for its participants. Ultimately, it will be remembered for the conspicuous absence of one man.



Here is Tim's highlight reel. Just try not to be impressed (It is impossible. You will be impressed):


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euRNF_WN6iw


This is the wrong video. Mods, please remove this video.

There is only one explanation for Tim's exclusion.

"Dana is the way he is. Everyone knows how Dana White is, and he's never gonna change, unfortunately... So, it's like, it seems like every month, every other month they're doing something just to entice me or to piss me off and say, 'Ha ha, look what we're doing now and you're still not welcome back.' They're just doing poo poo just to piss me the gently caress off. It's really annoying."

PLEASE SIGN THE PETITION.







Here are all the people that will be on this card instead of Tim.
















Agent Tough Juice fucked around with this message at Aug 16, 2014 around 15:42

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-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

"He is unbeaten in two of his last three fights."


Darth Bader.

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.


lol @ the Maine Radar. Nice work.

masato tatanka
Apr 22, 2010

oooo yeeaaa

we have not had a bader card in a long time

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013

GO JAGS!!!


Jack May is a really tall muay thai redneck and Zack Makovsky vs Jussier Silva is probably a #1 contender fight

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

"He is unbeaten in two of his last three fights."


I feel like Gray is gonna paste Ross Pearson. Someone tell me why this is wrong and don't give that weak rear end chin bullshit.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Raw doggin' it

Huh, I just noticed that Makovsky/Formiga is shoved to the prelims. That's pretty lame.

Also I'm pretty sure Gray is gonna beat up Pearson, but aside from the chin thing, the dude is getting pretty old.

mewse
May 2, 2006



You don't drink, like at all?

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

*RONK, RONK*
Make that three rard-boiled eggs.


Agent Tough Juice posted:




The state of Maine is world-renowned for three things
3. Most people think it has too much snow
2. Most people think it has too much white people
1. Tim Sylvia

4. Most peopleMarcus Davis think it has too much "hip hop culture"

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

Milquetoast


Why are they doing a card in Maine? Whose idea was this?

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007


-Atom- posted:

I feel like Gray is gonna paste Ross Pearson. Someone tell me why this is wrong and don't give that weak rear end chin bullshit.

http://mmajunkie.com/2014/08/weak-c...or-ross-pearson

Bet the farm on Pearson

doverhog
May 31, 2013


-Atom- posted:

I feel like Gray is gonna paste Ross Pearson. Someone tell me why this is wrong and don't give that weak rear end chin bullshit.

Gray hasn't been looking that good and Pearson sort of has? Also would bet Pearson has some fire after the Diego bullshit decision.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

"He is unbeaten in two of his last three fights."


doverhog posted:

Gray hasn't been looking that good and Pearson sort of has?

Has he though? That Melvin fight really made me view Ross in a different light. Sure he has some crisp technical striking, but I feel like his level of competition hasn't touched what Maynard has faced and he's fared better even if Lessar Diaz took him out standing and the broken head man clocked him.

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011



Unless you have work tomorrow morning or you're babysitting tonight don't watch this card.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


Gray's looked really bad in losing his last couple of fights, but if you're looking for a reason to believe it'll be competitive don't forget that he's a former lead blanket facing a British man, on top of which he punches a little bit harder than Cole Miller

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006


Is "Joe Soto" Joe Soto fighting in the FP slot? That should be interesting.

e; wrong card, thats Aug 30

Ninja PD fucked around with this message at Aug 16, 2014 around 16:47

rrrrrrrrrrrt
Feb 28, 2013



Shawn Jordan has a bunch of spectacular tattoos.

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!


rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:

Shawn Jordan has a bunch of spectacular tattoos.

I looked at many pictures of him this morning and I found it most notable that in every one he appears to be focusing on pushing his eyeballs out of his head.

I also have about a dozen shirtless pictures of Tim Sylvia on my desktop.

My computer is password protected.

cams
Mar 28, 2003


I think this one time, Bader had a fight where I found him entertaining. I can't remember which one.

Maynard vs Pierson will be great though.

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!


Alan Jouban is cute





manyak
Jan 26, 2006


niethan posted:

Alan Jouban is cute







thats me

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

"He is unbeaten in two of his last three fights."


niethan posted:

Alan Jouban is cute







P4P Hottest Dudes in MMA have just been put on notice

outy
Aug 27, 2004

The bigger they are, the harder they hit.

-Atom- posted:

P4P Hottest Dudes in MMA have just been put on notice

Probably not the smartest career choice for him, because in 3 years he'll look like this:

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!


outy posted:

Probably not the smartest career choice for him, because in 3 years he'll look like this:



He's been fighting since 2010 he's fine, thanks for the concern though.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA

I am excited for this card even though I shouldn't be.

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!


MassRafTer posted:

I am excited for this card even though I shouldn't be.

What's wrong with you

I don't understand why any of you are posting in this thread really

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA

Agent Tough Juice posted:

What's wrong with you

I don't understand why any of you are posting in this thread really

I'm really excited to see UFC: Overeem vs Rothwell in person and it has me jonesing for other bad fights. I am also Ross Pearson's only fan.

attackmole
Dec 15, 2007



I got nothing better to do tonight so I'm probably in. Really I'm most excited for Formiga vs. Makovsky.

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

Agent Tough Juice posted:

What's wrong with you

I don't understand why any of you are posting in this thread really

OP was really funny. I'm gunna leave now but you deserve that much.

MycroftXXX
May 10, 2006

A Liquor Never Brewed

Agent Tough Juice posted:

What's wrong with you

I don't understand why any of you are posting in this thread really

im posting in this thread because tim sylvia

Remora
Aug 15, 2010


Koscheck is the shittiest Fox benchwarmer.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

*RONK, RONK*
Make that three rard-boiled eggs.


Fight prediction - Nolan Ticman wins in a twist ending as Frankie Saenz corner spills water on him in the 3rd round and he dissolves.

Krustic
Mar 28, 2010


Dana should be ashamed for not signing Big Tim after his four fight losing streak. Shame on you Dana!! After all Tim did for you during the dark ages.

On the real I would like to see Tim fight in the UFC again, but it will probably never happen.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"


fatherdog posted:

Fight prediction - Nolan Ticman wins in a twist ending as Frankie Saenz corner spills water on him in the 3rd round and he dissolves.

I read Saenz works with Matt Hammill

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

"Because a man who doesn't spend time on top of other men can never be a real man."


Signs vs Dickman is one for the ages

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

Milquetoast


I didn't know Kong was fighting thats cool.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

"Because a man who doesn't spend time on top of other men can never be a real man."


Dangersim posted:

I didn't know Kong was fighting thats cool.

the next 3 fights probably should have been higher on the card than prelims

freud mayweather
Jan 29, 2009



is alvey a retarded person, or does he just look and move like one?

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Good Nuz, Everyone!

freud mayweather posted:

is alvey a retarded person, or does he just look and move like one?

haha he looks totally gassed 4 minutes into the first.

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TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.


these guys look way too similar

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