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SaltLick
Oct 6, 2010



It's a beautiful day out and it's time to hit the pool. Enjoy the summer goons and go outside!

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Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4047 days!


*cracks open 5th beer of the day*

Hell yeah.

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Work
Work never changes


I'm fairly hungover, so I might drink it off. Not sure tho

enzeen
Sep 23, 2010


Half later of red in, 1L to go, and 20 tall bcans of Blue chilling in da fridge. Ilu life.

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009


I just got an 1/8 of "irene" and have a bottle of whiskey

Sweet Tea
Dec 25, 2012

It's called 'English Breakfast'

Pantsless Hero
May 25, 2004

Serv-Bot will kick your ass.

As if non-plats don't just start drinking as soon as they wake up.

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4047 days!


Pantsless Hero posted:

As if non-plats don't just start drinking as soon as they wake up.

This actually a pro-tier wake up move. Sorry you're missing out.

vocaloid orgasm
Apr 15, 2011

I keep on singing
Eternal life
VOCALOID

today is national rum day. start celebrating

Kalit
Nov 6, 2006



Mimosas are the only way to go.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012


Day drunk watching Enterprise on Netflix.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Nursing a hangover with gin and reruns of Friends. Monica should've married Tom Selleck.

enzeen
Sep 23, 2010


Went out for a cigar and sat in a wet chair because it is raining. gently caress you GBS it's all your fault I wish you never existed

ML Rocket
Apr 30, 2009


Just picked up a fresh bottle of vodka from the package store. Chinese food on the way.

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

If I take anime into my life, acknowledge it, and face it squarely, I will free myself from the anxiety of anime and the pettiness of life - and only then will I be free to become myself.


I'm recovering from being sick, so enjoy the drinks for me.

SaltLick
Oct 6, 2010



Helpimscared posted:

I'm recovering from being sick, so enjoy the drinks for me.

i just found out i may be liable in a minor car accident where a woman rear ended me so i will certainly drink double

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


SaltLick posted:

i just found out i may be liable in a minor car accident where a woman rear ended me so i will certainly drink double

were u drunk?

SaltLick
Oct 6, 2010



im pooping! posted:

were u drunk?

should have been

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008



screwdrivers > mimosas

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


i used to drink screwdrivers exclusively but then i switched to vodka lemonade because orange juice has too much sugar, but then i started vomiting blood so i had to switch to vodka iced tea, but that also had too much sugar so i just started mixing my vodka with water so id get drunk slower

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

im pooping! posted:

i used to drink screwdrivers exclusively but then i switched to vodka lemonade because orange juice has too much sugar, but then i started vomiting blood so i had to switch to vodka iced tea, but that also had too much sugar so i just started mixing my vodka with water so id get drunk slower

Because sugar is the problem

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Excuse the rampant bans, I've been cucked.


im pooping! posted:

i used to drink screwdrivers exclusively but then i switched to vodka lemonade because orange juice has too much sugar, but then i started vomiting blood so i had to switch to vodka iced tea, but that also had too much sugar so i just started mixing my vodka with water so id get drunk slower

How about seltzer water? It's got bubbles!

There's also plenty of 0 calories, fizzy drinks out there that are sugar free.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


my last drink was vodka mixed with water and it was to stop me from shaking like a crack baby

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

i'm so sorry but i have to go now. my time here is finally ogre.


gently caress i have a pot of cofee to drink before i start drinking sorry goons

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


JakeP posted:

gently caress i have a pot of cofee to drink before i start drinking sorry goons

mix it with whiskey and baileys

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic


lol if you are older than 16 and drink vodka

Badass
Apr 14, 2014



If you drink in the daytime you're a degenerate

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

i'm so sorry but i have to go now. my time here is finally ogre.


Wall Balls posted:

lol if you are older than 16 and drink vodka

like straight? Its fine in mixed drinks. I really like vodka tonics

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug


Why drink anything other than vodka if you are aiming for drunk?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Excuse the rampant bans, I've been cucked.


Vodka is the perfect alcohol.

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Work
Work never changes


redshirt posted:

Vodka is the perfect alcohol.

Vodka, ice, maybe a little water if you're a puss, and you are good to go.

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.


redshirt posted:

Vodka is the perfect alcohol.

Bourbon is the perfect alcohol.

I'm too much of a pussy for scotch.

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug


Whiskey Sours posted:

Bourbon is the perfect alcohol.

I'm too much of a pussy for scotch.

Man this vodka doesn't taste lovely enough and isn't expensive enough, better drink the turpentine poo poo.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Arkanomen posted:

Man this vodka doesn't taste lovely enough and isn't expensive enough, better drink the turpentine poo poo.

lol if you cant appreciate the taste of a good whiskey

WD-40
Oct 22, 2007











I had a Bloody Mary that is supposedly "one of the top five in the country" and the most no-nonsense mimosa of my life. Not quite drunk yet but well on my way.

Def not recommending that Bloody Mary though. Horseradish vodka? Theoretically it's amazing, in reality it's like a punch in the boob.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic


boohoo im a giant wimp who is afraid of flavors better drink vodka like a child

Wet Bandit
Nov 6, 2005



WD-40 posted:

Def not recommending that Bloody Mary though. Horseradish vodka? Theoretically it's amazing, in reality it's like a punch in the boob.

Need to try this. Details?

Got off work at 3pm. Dranking time has been a go. Just beer tho.

WD-40
Oct 22, 2007











Wet Bandit posted:

Need to try this. Details?


It was at Hattie's Hat in Seattle. House-infused. Spicy as gently caress. It made my eyes bleed. That's all I know.

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011


Wall Balls posted:

lol if you are older than 16 and drink vodka

i don't drink vodka but wtf are you talking about

anyway, drinking guinness and watching rectify

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SaltLick
Oct 6, 2010



Orange julius and spiced rum is a god drat wonderful drink

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