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Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
i'm beginning to suspect that the majority of you folks are amateur drunks...i don't fault anyone for that, as it takes decades of dedication, determination, consistently-faulty logic and a great deal of good old-fashioned sticktoitiveness to truly achieve a professional level of alcoholism...the ridiculous state i have the rotten luck to be living in still had blue laws on the books until a couple years ago, so sundays could be rough...thankfully our drunken tax-hungry legislature put a stop to that silliness...still, though, if you haven't drank sterno or that impossibly salty cooking wine to stop the shakes on a sunday morning you need to put in more effort...also i want to be excoriated by trixie hardcore, that's normally the sole reason i post...be kind enough to grant the last wish of a dying man trixie, wouldja?

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Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer

Trixie Hardcore posted:

The only reason I bothered to read this shitpost was because it had my name in it so I guess you now know what you need to do for however many pathetic years you have left before cirrhosis catches up if you want anyone to pay attention to you is to namedrop actual cool people in hope they will notice you for a split second before forgetting you exist again.



ahhh, there IS balm in gilead...i am in your debt...

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