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ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
Nursing a hangover with gin and reruns of Friends. Monica should've married Tom Selleck.

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ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

im pooping! posted:

i used to drink screwdrivers exclusively but then i switched to vodka lemonade because orange juice has too much sugar, but then i started vomiting blood so i had to switch to vodka iced tea, but that also had too much sugar so i just started mixing my vodka with water so id get drunk slower

Because sugar is the problem

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Arkanomen posted:

Man this vodka doesn't taste lovely enough and isn't expensive enough, better drink the turpentine poo poo.

lol if you cant appreciate the taste of a good whiskey

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Arkanomen posted:

I do appreciate the taste, I appreciate a taste that tells me "don't drink this trash". I the return to my shots and appreciate getting drunk with a minimum of discomfort. But hey, to each his own backwoods trash.

I'm gonna sip this single malt scotch. You go ahead and take shots of gutrot swill. To each his own.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Arkanomen posted:

Anything you have to sip because it tastes like warm rear end dipped in industrial solvent is totally "gutrot swill". Vodka isn't much better but at least I don't have to be a pretentious twat about "superior flavor of liver poison" to not feel like a chump for blowing more than 20$ on a handle of booze.

Take a shot and calm down, buddy. We're all friends here.

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ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Arkanomen posted:

You're right, that's the booze talking, not me. I apologize.

It's all good. Let's have a drink together, shall we? Here's to Arkanomen!

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