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Gay Roads
Nov 23, 2013

Why hello!

The Lieberal Secularist jihad has set its sights yet again on the governor of Texas, God's State. Please stand with Our Governor in his time of trial.

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Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4074 days!


lol he could actually end up in jail.

Please let this happen.

Rando
Mar 11, 2004



Let's prey on Rick Perry while he's distracted.

Baracula
Dec 30, 2010

One, two, three trillion! Ah hah hah!

remember when he used to play cowboys? Lol

Gay Roads
Nov 23, 2013

Why hello!

Baracula posted:

remember when he used to play cowboys? Lol

he's governor of texas, he does that poo poo for a living

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012



ITT i am rick perry's cellmate:

fight or gently caress?

Gay Roads
Nov 23, 2013

Why hello!

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009


sluggo is mad posted:

fight or gently caress?

Yes.

Ron Paul Hype Man
Jun 18, 2007

It's a revolution
Brothers and sisters
There ain't a fight
And it doesn't mean
A god damn thing


What're the chances he'll have a cellmate that is a former Illinois governor?

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011


he'd be a good character on oz

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011


would he be accepted by the aryan brotherhood or just become a prag?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012
Who do I have to piss off to get a red title?


Actually I have to agree with that guy because there's no other way to explain why conservatives have had everything go their way since 2010. Hell even the people they don't like are turning into the caricatures they always thought they were

Republican prayers are altering reality is what I'm saying

Sweet Tea
Dec 25, 2012
STEAL ALL THE FARM

i pray that he dies

Harald
Jul 9, 2009

LINKIN PARK

Cesar Cedeno posted:

lol he could actually end up in jail.

Please let this happen.

like any politician is actually going to get jail time. see tom delay for example

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005



If he goes to jail. The 6 hour drive to work with beck and Limbaugh on is going to be entertaining

nature6pk
May 26, 2006
Left Coast Lame-o

I don't care if he's guilty or not, just put the entire state of Texas to the sword.

enzeen
Sep 23, 2010


Slip him the white pill

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005



quote:

If he goes to jail. The 6 hour drive to work with beck and Limbaugh on is going to be entertaining

Liberals liberals liberals liberals...Liberals Liberals Liberals Liberals....LIBERALS, LIBERALS, LIBERALS....LIBERALS!!!!!!!!!!! LIBERALS!!!!!!!!!!LIBERALS!!!!!! LIBERALS!!!!!! LIBERALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The rest would really just be shrieking sounds.

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011


he'd probably get lobster and fine wine or some poo poo served to him in jail like al capone

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



Mr. Perry and his aides threatened to veto $7.5 million in state funding for the public corruption unit in her office unless she resigned.

lol

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011


Mr. McCrum said it was a matter of procedure that anyone charged with a felony “will have to be booked in,” including the governor. Asked if Mr. Perry would have to have a mug shot taken and be fingerprinted, he added, “I imagine that’s included in that.”

The charge of abuse of official capacity carries a prison sentence of five to 99 years, and the charge of coercion of a public servant a two- to 10-year prison sentence.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



never really liked his movies anyway

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

Men call it 'The Weed'
Gods 'The Herb of the Field'
'Seaweed of Chills' in hell
'Bong-Food' the giants,
'Fair-Trees' the elves,
'The Dank' is it called by the Wanes.


lol if you think he'll get anything more than a slight inconvenience

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008



Hwbr[video type="youtube posted:

ssQwDppWytA[/video]gdtse" post="433609120"]
The Lieberal Secularist jihad has set its sights yet again on the governor of Texas, God's State. Please stand with Our Governor in his time of trial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssQwDppWytA

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011


Nastyman posted:

lol if you think he'll get anything more than a slight inconvenience

I think he'll get the full 99 years

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You have failed me for the last time, Colonel Pickering.


I hope they publicly execute him and then parade his family around the scaffold.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

Men call it 'The Weed'
Gods 'The Herb of the Field'
'Seaweed of Chills' in hell
'Bong-Food' the giants,
'Fair-Trees' the elves,
'The Dank' is it called by the Wanes.


actually lol if you think he will be inconvenienced at all

My Imaginary GF
Jul 16, 2005

"I wake up some mornings hating me too."

Oh, bless your heart.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



Big Beef City posted:

I hope they publicly execute him and then parade his family around the scaffold.
he'll be making medea movies in heaven

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazen_bull



This should be done to Rick Perry.

But my prayers go out to him.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

You need to click the icon.


a hole-y ghost posted:

never really liked his movies anyway

I never understood his obsession with dressing as an old woman in them either.

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

- hi

justice be done

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012


Cesar Cedeno posted:

lol he could actually end up in jail.

Please let this happen.

an asteroid will hit earth before rick perry goes to jail

Y-Hat
Feb 10, 2007

I'll get you, I'll burn you, I'll crush you, I'll flush you down, down
The toilet where you'll spiral around, round
Awwww tick... tick tick tick


if he were running for another term he'd still win because "DEMONRATS ARE FAGS" is the view of more than half the Texas voting population

Gay Roads
Nov 23, 2013

Why hello!

Kelfeftaf posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazen_bull



This should be done to Rick Perry.

But my prayers go out to him.

I think we get enough brazen bull from Obummer, amirite??

Ron Paul Hype Man
Jun 18, 2007

It's a revolution
Brothers and sisters
There ain't a fight
And it doesn't mean
A god damn thing


Copley Depot posted:

like any politician is actually going to get jail time. see tom delay for example

4 out of previous 7 Illinois governors went to prison.

Edit: 4 were convicted. 6 were charged.

My favorite was...

quote:

Len Small (R), governor from 1921 to 1929, was indicted in office for corruption. He was acquitted; thereafter, eight of the jurors received state jobs. Among his defense lawyers was a former governor, Joseph W. Fifer, who asserted in pre-trial hearings, that the governorship has the divine right of kings.

Ron Paul Hype Man fucked around with this message at Aug 16, 2014 around 19:45

Uncle at Nintendo
Dec 31, 2000



Edgar posted:

If he goes to jail. The 6 hour drive to work with beck and Limbaugh on is going to be entertaining

Off topic but you have an incredibly long commute!!

immolationsex
Sep 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW I ENJOY RUINING STEAK LIKE A GODDAMN BARBARIAN


Hwbrgdtse posted:

I think we get enough brazen bull from Obummer, amirite??
that's anti-semitic, mods please ban this filth

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

Sherman on the attack!
Tear 'em to shreds goddamn it!


Nastyman posted:

actually lol if you think he will be inconvenienced at all

he will be because the mug shots can still be used in ads after he's acquitted

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SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000



i'll pray for him



to get shivved in prison

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