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Robo Reagan posted:lol if you think any politician is going to sit back when they smell blood in the water right before election season It's a foolish risk to take seeing how you could just sit back and watch the scandal play itself out in the court room. Instead Perry basically put all his cards on the table.
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Aug 17, 2014 19:02
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dude is dumb as all hell and gay
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Aug 17, 2014 19:05
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yeah rick perry is actually as stupid as george dubya pretended to be
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Aug 17, 2014 19:06
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"whyd i screw the pooch royally at the 2012 GOP debates? oh haha its not that im dumb or anything, i was just all hosed up on painkillers!"
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Aug 17, 2014 19:07
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when ron paul has to finish your line of dumbass thought on national tv you know you are not cut out for the presidency
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Aug 17, 2014 19:08
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Kombotron posted:dude is dumb as all hell he literally only needed to withhold the funds and keep his niggerhead ranch mouth shut allowing the DA to stew from the heat of her DUI & the fact republicans control every apparatus in the state but the one he could have just ignored and pretended didn't matter to people, instead he tried to win tea party points and hosed up.
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Aug 17, 2014 19:08
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still lol at the whole legal to be drunk on perscription alcohol but medical weed is illegal and perscription medds being iteral legal heroin
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Aug 17, 2014 19:09
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Nonsense posted:he literally only needed to withhold the funds and keep his niggerhead ranch mouth shut allowing the DA to stew from the heat of her DUI & the fact republicans control every apparatus in the state but the one he could have just ignored and pretended didn't matter to people, instead he tried to win tea party points and hosed up. In typical texan fashion he couldn't resist bragging
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Aug 17, 2014 19:10
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dear god please let rick perry die and take him to heaven
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Aug 17, 2014 19:10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PAJNntoRgA *lopes through forest in spotless carhardts like dumbass political bigfoot*
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Aug 17, 2014 19:10
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Nonsense posted:he literally only needed to withhold the funds and keep his niggerhead ranch mouth shut allowing the DA to stew from the heat of her DUI & the fact republicans control every apparatus in the state but the one he could have just ignored and pretended didn't matter to people, instead he tried to win tea party points and hosed up. dude loves to fellate potential donors and get niggerhead
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Aug 17, 2014 19:11
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Kombotron posted:dude loves to fellate potential donors and get niggerhead i had no idea he offered her a job if she promised to resign and she said "i dunno sounds illegal  "
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Aug 17, 2014 19:35
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Nonsense posted:I admit though the Democrats don't have much hope, the DA was drunk as gently caress, and the fact Perry has privileges, also that youtube will be on ever local newscast by monday, i know it's a year old. she was elected again after the dui and her rehab, it's a little late to bring it up now
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Aug 17, 2014 19:37
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I'm gay as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore!! My fag fists are clenched in FURY around two huge black cocks and I'm pumping them in as angry a way as I can to show my intense hatred of this Texas sized cumlord! I will allow any man of any standing to dominate my worn out pole-hole to enrage the citizenry of Texas, to rise up, as an erection upon viewing the nude male form, against the tyranny-which-knows-no-safeword - Rick Perry.
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Aug 17, 2014 19:39
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Nathilus posted:I hope he dies in whatever golf course prison they send him to. He defunded education and what's left of our state psychiatric institutions. Seriously, what the gently caress. We should rez Hunter S Thompson so he can write a scathing obituary. *pulls blank paper out of pocket, shits on one side, wipes w/ the other* "rest in feces"
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Aug 17, 2014 20:21
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he's not ever actually going to jail but I hope he keeps doing the fake cartoon frown in my av for the duration of the trial
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Aug 17, 2014 20:32
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It's no surprise that he picked A&M instead of other schools
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etalian posted:It's no surprise that he picked A&M instead of other schools stands for rear end & Mouth
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Aug 17, 2014 20:50
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if you think about it, a butthole is like a mouth except instead of mostly swallowing stuff it mostly spits stuff out
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:stands for rear end & Mouth He was terrified of going to UT since it had too much partying
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Aug 17, 2014 21:03
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A&M is actually a good school for various things they're just kinda lame as loving hell and stuck out in the boonies. Also since it's so conservative and country-ish that there are giant boatloads of buttsex going on there. I know a dude who went in the late 80s and he has confirmed this is the case. So that's what, another 5 or 10 points?
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Aug 17, 2014 21:28
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Nathilus posted:A&M is actually a good school for various things they're just kinda lame as loving hell and stuck out in the boonies. gay buttseks or women buttseks? dick fairy
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Aug 17, 2014 21:39
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Kombotron posted:gay buttseks or women buttseks? lesbians are constantly rear end loving each other w/ their penii
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Aug 17, 2014 21:40
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Robo Reagan posted:lesbians are constantly rear end loving each other w/ their penii noice 
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Aug 17, 2014 21:47
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Robo Reagan posted:if you think about it, a butthole is like a mouth except instead of mostly swallowing stuff it mostly spits stuff out mostly e: in the case of rick perry the similarity is even more striking because the content coming out of both sides is similar in its makeup e2: also both sides take in penises
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“I stood up for the rule of law in the state of Texas, and if I had to do it again I would make exactly the same decision,” Perry said Sunday, explaining why he vetoed funding last year for the Public Integrity Unit in the Travis County district attorney’s office
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Aug 18, 2014 02:00
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"I'm Rick Perry, and I approo this message"
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Aug 18, 2014 05:18
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its time to kick the prayers for rick into high gear because he's currently being booked: http://kxan.com/livestream-rick-perry-booking/
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Aug 19, 2014 23:18
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i really hate rick perry, the governor of this fine state of texas and a stupid rear end in a top hat fucker, but i just want him to not be governor anymore, rather than having him die like some people said itt. welp, that's what i have to say on the matter
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Aug 19, 2014 23:23
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The mugshot:
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Aug 20, 2014 01:28
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I pray he dies from severe rectal trauma
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Aug 20, 2014 01:39
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SpazmasterX posted:I pray he dies from severe rectal trauma lmao he woujld probalby like it!!! (because hes gay)
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Aug 20, 2014 01:41
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SpazmasterX posted:I pray he dies from severe rectal trauma
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Aug 20, 2014 01:42
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unironically looks to me like a corrupt and zealous institutional branch was corrected by the duly elected governor using the powers vested in him by the state constitution. Then some libtards looking for a cheap shot trumped up some charges and started running a smear campaign. lol what will liberals not sink to?
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Aug 20, 2014 01:48
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^^ O hay, wassup? ^^ Mmmm that's some good smirkin', Governor.
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Aug 20, 2014 01:57
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Kelfeftaf posted:The mugshot: nice suit, but the worth of a man in the big house is judged not by his clothes but by how many cigarettes he can smuggle in his rear end
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Aug 20, 2014 02:16
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confags will never stop pretending they're smarter than liberals
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Aug 20, 2014 02:19
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you irl posted:nice suit, but the worth of a man in the big house is judged not by his clothes but by how many cigarettes he can smuggle in his rear end So his cell block's gonna be Scrooge McDucking cigs.
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Nonsense posted:confags will never stop pretending they're smarter than liberals I'm a liberal, and confag is one of the stupidest words I've heard. Almost as dumb as whatever comes out of conservative mouths.
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