11 years a poor

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > 11 years a poor

great big cardboard tube: Sep 3, 2003

I have posted on this forum for 11 years without having enough disposable income to blow it on the ability to report people. if one of you rich folks wants to adopt me or maybe just be my sugar daddy/mommy I'd really appreciate it, I promise I'm not that dirty.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 21:10

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great big cardboard tube: Sep 3, 2003

JonasSalk posted:

What do you bring to the JonasSalk World Premier team? I'd make you the money guy but you don't even know how to pull your bootstraps.

I'll suck your dick.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 21:20

great big cardboard tube: Sep 3, 2003

SaltLick posted:

send me nudes and ill think about giving you plat

please be a hot super model

I can't send you nudes without plat, classic catch 22.

also I tried that bootstraps thing but the straps broke and I can't afford a new pair on account of I'm poor, thanks for nothing assholes

# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 21:40

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