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School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

the drawings of amateur japanese cartoon artists have become reality

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


Medically fascinating.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Spanish Manlove posted:

I want vincent price to narrate my life in the same kinda style like that game Bastion

kid wakes up

moderates the forums a little

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

A little more vomiting and she can be a supermodel, ba dump tssh

But yeah :stare:

Russia is totally nice country, though. If you go visit someone, they'll probably make food, take photocopies of your passport, and if the politsiyas approach on the street, try being difficult and they'll go for easier targets, totally works

the Pixies fukken SUCKED
Jul 16, 2003

Figure 2 in a series of 3

Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!

Early render of CGI cutscene from Silent Hills, directed by Hideo Kojima

Burn My Dread
Feb 23, 2007

Tear up your fear, the end is coming near, spit it out like a spear, I'll burn your dread

fat :btroll:

Cool Web Paige
Nov 19, 2006

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

I hope you don't think this is porn...

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

i didn't know russia was home to a bunch of fat bitches

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
im imagining her spine making a sound like a bag of potato chips as she moves

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
I Got Moscucked

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
And I promised myself I wouldn't jerk off today. Oh well...

Mnemosyne
Jun 11, 2002

There's no safe way to put a cat in a paper bag!!
It's a chick wearing a corset, you weirdos, she's not actually shaped like that.

EDIT: Here's a pretty well known chick who tightlaces:
http://www.sylphide.de/estart.htm

Mnemosyne fucked around with this message at 05:32 on Aug 17, 2014

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Mnemosyne posted:

It's a chick wearing a corset, you weirdos, she's not actually shaped like that.

Not making the legs and arms any less frightening, tbh

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

same

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

lol

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
So. Capitalism. Really worked out for Russia, huh?

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
What the hell is a corset?? Anyone of the lady thread with information on this apparently extremely hosed up device please post.. imagine how easy it would be to hide a girl who was completely bendable in the middle. This is a serious matter

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
there some russian bride doc on netflix. p sure they showed some interiors. use that for a comparison

Mnemosyne
Jun 11, 2002

There's no safe way to put a cat in a paper bag!!

gently caress the ROW posted:

What the hell is a corset?? Anyone of the lady thread with information on this apparently extremely hosed up device please post.. imagine how easy it would be to hide a girl who was completely bendable in the middle. This is a serious matter

I don't know if you actually want to know about corsets, but I have several myself. I'm not all freaky like those chicks though, and I haven't worn them in many, many years.

Also, they're stabilized with steel "bones" running through them, so bending in the middle is the last think that's going to happen.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

"this ain't slenderman: an xxx parody" was a bad idea imo

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Mnemosyne posted:

I don't know if you actually want to know about corsets, but I have several myself. I'm not all freaky like those chicks though, and I haven't worn them in many, many years.

Also, they're stabilized with steel "bones" running through them, so bending in the middle is the last think that's going to happen.

No, I Don't want a detailed explaination, thank you, instead of an executive summary of what it does, because I've got important poo poo to do

edit: the question is if a corset made that girl bendable or not

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant
I knew that corsets could give that wasp-waist look

I didn't realize they could work THAT well

Like where does all the rest of her go

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

StandardVC10 posted:

I knew that corsets could give that wasp-waist look

I didn't realize they could work THAT well

Like where does all the rest of her go
the bone dimension

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

a hole-y ghost posted:

the bone dimension

and not the bone dimension you were hoping for

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

sexy mouse posted:

i know at least some people over there have to live in decent, well decorated homes but evry porn i watch it's always a really lovely looking place with various tacky knickknacks and a rug or two on the wall.

actually, most people do live in lovely homes.

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

StandardVC10 posted:

I knew that corsets could give that wasp-waist look

I didn't realize they could work THAT well

Like where does all the rest of her go

Your organs get pushed up into your ribcage. It's why you can't breathe. Your lungs are compressed, and can't expand.

Mnemosyne
Jun 11, 2002

There's no safe way to put a cat in a paper bag!!

gently caress the ROW posted:

No, I Don't want a detailed explaination, thank you, instead of an executive summary of what it does, because I've got important poo poo to do

edit: the question is if a corset made that girl bendable or not

No, she's basically got a steel cage strapped around her midsection, so she's not bendy in the middle. When she takes the corset off, she'll go back to her normal shape, but it will be slow and she would continue expanding over several days/weeks.

To get to that extreme level of compression, it takes working yourself down to tighter and tighter corsets over a long period of time. The few women who achieve freakish levels of waist reduction often sleep in their corsets as well. All day, every day.

EDIT: That lady is particularly unusual, not just in her freaky skinniness and extreme waist reduction, but also in that she's wearing what's called a "pipe-stem" corset. That's why she's got that weird straightish section in her middle. Most corsets are designed to narrow the waist down to one point and then expand back out. Tightlacing in most corsets produces a shape more like this:

Mnemosyne fucked around with this message at 06:27 on Aug 17, 2014

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Mnemosyne posted:

It's a chick wearing a corset, you weirdos, she's not actually shaped like that.
That doesn't explain why her arms and legs look like they belong to a Holocaust victim.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

floral patterns on the furniture, weird blankets and malnourished twinks with sunken eyes

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

THS posted:

floral patterns on the furniture, weird blankets and malnourished twinks with sunken eyes

what's my apartment got to do w/this

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

this is like the stripper equivalent of the Chaos Dunk right

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
When we gonna see this guy gently caress, tho?

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Rapman the Cook posted:

When we gonna see this guy gently caress, tho?



He's already in that loving house.

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country

Rapman the Cook posted:

When we gonna see this guy gently caress, tho?



why is there rug on the wall

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


TheIllestVillain posted:

why is there rug on the wall

because its russia

Business Octopus
Jun 27, 2005

Me IRL

TheIllestVillain posted:

why is there rug on the wall

seriouspost: russians hang rugs on the walls to provide some small amount of insulation becuase all of their buildings are poorly built and terrible and life is awful there

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Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬
if you feel like maybe you're losing your sense of the real russia you can always get it back up to speed with some russian carcrash videos

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