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Dr. Pangloss
Apr 5, 2014
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Dango Bango posted:

Reminder that there's college football this weekend.

(I don't remember who originally posted the link, otherwise I'd give credit.)

The glory of college football and the tragedy of summer is that I am excited about this game because it exists.

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Dr. Pangloss
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buddhanc posted:

South Carolina wins by 2-3 touchdowns IMO

More.

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JesustheDarkLord posted:

If it makes you feel better Baylor is historically one of the worst teams ever of the major conferences.

That's quite an overstatement. Baylor had an incredibly dark period at the beginning of the Big XII, going 35-101 in the non-Art-Briles Big XII era, but has a better historical record than Oklahoma State, Oregon State, North Carolina State, Washington State, Mississippi State, Indiana and more.

I doubt you'd call Stanford one of the worst teams ever in a major conference, but Baylor compares very favorably to it.

Baylor has 40 fewer wins than Stanford, over 100 years of playing. According to Wikipedia since WW2:
- Stanford has had 16 years where they were ranked in the top 25 at the end of the year, Baylor has had 15.
- Stanford has 7 conference titles, Baylor has 4
- Stanford has 17 bowl games, Baylor has 20 bowl games
- Stanford and Baylor both have one Heisman Trophy winner

I'm not saying Baylor has been a powerhouse, but the first 10 years of the Big XII shouldn't define the program.

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Spacebump posted:

Growing up in Texas was great for elementary school football discussions. Anytime Baylor came up kids that were Baylor fans would end up trying to talk up a random Baylor women's team.

The Monday of school after the A&M/Texas game could usually turn out hilarious.

I'm so glad I didn't care about college football in elementary school. Or middle school for that matter.

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My mother went to a tiny college in Mississippi for undergrad and a commuter school for grad degree, my dad went to two undergrads for his degree (finishing at Maryland) and then got graduate degrees from three different schools. They were redskins until moving to DFW and being converted to the Landry cowboys. That's what I grew up on: aikman, smith, Irvin, Johnston and that amazing defense. College football was an after thought other than A&M and Texas on Thanksgiving, since neither of my parents cared about the schools they attended, other than it got their degrees.

Both my sons already do perfect sic 'ems, gag at the mention of TCU or frogs. My wife's is a third generation Ag, but not a crazy one, so I only have to put up with a bit of that mess.

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JonathonSpectre posted:

I had the most SEC introduction to college football.

My aunt had bought me an FSU t-shirt for my ninth birthday. I didn't know what the gently caress FSU was, but I liked that it had an edged weapon on it and that it was a shade of red, so I wore it pretty much every time it was clean. I was on the safety patrol at my elementary school, and so twice a day I'd be out standing by a road "helping" a coach stop traffic for twenty minutes or so. The first time I wore my FSU shirt to safety patrol, a big dump truck came rolling along. I excitedly made the "blow the horn!" gesture with my arm.

The dude in the truck (long chin beard, rebel flag hat, angry squint) leaned out the window and bawled, "gently caress you! Georgia Bulldogs!" as he drove by.

I didn't know it yet, but that confused feeling I had way back then, the sort of "I just brushed up against something I don't really understand yet but that is strangely fascinating" vibe you get from your first porno or beer or whatever was just my third eye opening for the first time onto a strange, secret world in which wearing a particular pair of colors may sometimes be cause for violence, people kill other people for not being sad or happy enough, depending, and entire states of the Union can descend into apocalyptic misery or the heights of angelic joy based on whether or not someone kicks a ball between two poles from forty yards out.

It's almost here.

That's... Beautiful.

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TheGreyGhost posted:

I've lived within 20 miles of Cleveland my whole life explaining my inexplicable loyalty to sports teams I can only describe in terms like "abusive". My first jersey was a youth small Tim Couch, followed by a youth medium Kelly Holcomb. Around then, I realized everything about the Browns was bad. But hey, Lebron came around so that gave me something to root for. The Indians were good now and then too, so we usually had at least one sad, depressing horse to cling to.

But that said, the only games I've ever consistently gone to and enjoyed have always been Ohio State games with my dad when we would wake up super early and drive down to Columbus to go watch football. poo poo, one of my better childhood memories is eating the first Buffalo wings I ever had at age 7 while watching the 2002 NC against Miami. I've kind of been doomed to be a football and basketball fanatic from the start.

How am I so freakin' old?

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Baylors former president made a big deal about referring to Baylor as BU and wanted to do away with our traditional interlocking BU, because of the obvious confusion between Baylor and Boston University. Because obviously when you hear about BU playing basketball or football, your first thought is the Terriers.

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BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

Isn't loving Ken Starr their president now?

Sic 'em!

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Spiritus Nox posted:

If Goodley can improve against press coverage and do some damage returning kicks, he could challenge Tyler Lockett for the title of Big 12's best receiver.

I don't know... Lockett is pretty amazing. He's who I'm wishing Coleman grows up to be. I think all the other Big 12 receivers are competing for second place, kinda like TEs and Amaro last year.

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