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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

i do love cum ty for accurately reppin me. *fist bumps u respectfully*

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
woah. goons, but having sex?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Raw_Beef
Jul 2, 2004

We know what you been up to and my advice on that little venture is to pack it in. It won't work. It will all end in tears.
Any females in here or just homosexuals?

also lol drigger tiscipline.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
yeah like fingering the trigger hardcore but no empty mag? come on! thats what gives it the iconic look

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

ive literally hosed a goon

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere

Puppy Galaxy posted:

ive literally hosed a goon

You probably bought your boyfriend/girlfriend an account. You faking faker.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
did you find the neckbeard enticing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

SniperWoreConverse posted:

did you find the neckbeard enticing?

she shaved it off i barely even felt a tickle

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lol if you have sex and fall in love with human goons

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
I have plat, so you know I'm rich

non-plats need not apply

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Puppy Galaxy posted:

she shaved it off i barely even felt a tickle

[gross-neck-fungus.jpg]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
there is no way to indicate im ready than to keep my finger on the trigger

Cool Blue Reason
Jan 7, 2010

by Lowtax
heres me, im gay, really into music, retarded, 30 yrs old or something

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Wow, every single goon in this thread is immensely fuckable. I would sincerely have so much real life sex with every one of you and I'm feeling a lot of existential longing right now knowing that I'll never have you. I've also soaked straight through my pantaloons onto the chaise.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Lt. Dans Legs posted:

who's the lucky manlady

ME

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
wow. the bad thing is sure good. think I'm gonna go into detail about how good it totally is lol. another classic own for yall to vibe with

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
hey everyone i recently transcended corporeal form and am now a coruscating pillar of light in the middle of a trackless desert but still talk in a reedy nasal whine

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer
Just enough pics in this thread

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
atleast i uploaded a real picture of myself, lotta fakers in this thread *nairs arms*

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Raw_Beef posted:

Any females in here or just homosexuals?

If so gtfo

:frogout:

Catgirl Al Capone
Dec 15, 2007

homo love is the most pure form of love in existence

do you see homos getting messy divorces

i think NOT

checkmate cislords

Smashurbanipal
Sep 12, 2009
ASK ME ABOUT BEING A SHITTY POSTER

a medical mystery posted:

checkmate dicklords

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
what the gently caress!

Cool Blue Reason
Jan 7, 2010

by Lowtax

Pon de Bundy posted:

atleast i uploaded a real picture of myself, lotta fakers in this thread *nairs arms*

my pics definitely real dude...

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Nov 11, 2003

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Lipstick Apathy

Decebal posted:

Can someone from way back tell us some stories from the old Goon Love threads ?

Thanks guys ! :)

I did GLITBL back in the day. I went on a date with a cute goonette. We went and ate tapas followed by...I think it was a bar? I didn't go in for a goon-night kiss because I wasn't sure if I was "feeling a connection"

We got together one or two other times and it went ok, but we kind of floated apart after that. We're still Facebook friends and it seems like she's got a cool job. The end.

Erethizon_dorsatum
Nov 14, 2009
If you dudes are going to post your stats you should put in your height so I can jusdge your hypothetical fuckability from hundreds, possibly thousands of miles away

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i like to drink and yell and listen to rap music. come sit on my face

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
stats:

class: upper middle
level: 26
race: turkish albanian fucklord

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
can we post we dick and nips

Mistaken Frisbee
Jul 19, 2007

Raw_Beef posted:

Any females in here or just homosexuals?

Both. It's only lesbian goons here.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
i want more cucks/furries in here

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

scalded schlong posted:

ok goons



32-yr old indian male checking in!

i like long-distance running, team sports, and wrestling!

scalded schlong i already booked a date for Shades of Grey on valentines next year in the sausage thread, wtf is this

so blatant too

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
I am an intelligent, good looking, independently wealthy, white, cis, hetero male, but it is difficult for me to find a date because I am only sexually attracted to a certain kind of lesbian.

Brand New Malaysian Wife
Apr 5, 2007
I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.
Already have a goon boyfriend. Don't want another.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
I have a penis like a european coke can (250ml).

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
for the ladies :agesilaus:

ajheretic666
Sep 8, 2008
One time I opened a bag of chips with one hand. So y'know, got the whole package over here.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Wow, every single goon in this thread is immensely fuckable. I would sincerely have so much real life sex with every one of you and I'm feeling a lot of existential longing right now knowing that I'll never have you. I've also soaked straight through my pantaloons onto the chaise.

how much are you charging these days ? (this is important)

MotherFuckingT-REX
Feb 8, 2011

I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
Gbs poster looking for a fyad to love me

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Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
how many dates have you guys went on? have sad brains found love?

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