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Ponce de Le0n: Jul 6, 2008; Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

EugeneJ posted:

FARK inspired Digg which inspired Reddit which inspired Mass Pedophilia.

gently caress it all.

EugeneJ i have some bad news about SA...

# ? Aug 19, 2014 02:23

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 01:43

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

Ponce de Le0n posted:

EugeneJ i have some bad news about SA...

we're pregnant

# ? Aug 19, 2014 02:26

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

whos the father!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

# ? Aug 19, 2014 02:27

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Lowtax posted:

we're pregnant

Well it's not Aartrek's - this forum's too old for him

# ? Aug 19, 2014 02:28

sounds pretty tough: May 17, 2012; Being an asshole is just part of my manly essence

what the gently caress is a fark?

is that like a cock fart or something?

# ? Aug 19, 2014 02:32

Trixie Hardcore: Jul 1, 2006; Placeholder.

Ilustforponydeath posted:

A guy jogging on the beach sees a girl with no arms or legs. Her torso is just propped up on some sand. As he draws nearer he sees that she's crying. He doesn't want to intrude, but he figures she might need some help.
"Excuse me, miss. Why are you crying?" he asks. She responds "I'm just so sad! I've never been kissed before and I don't guess I ever will!"
The guy feels uncomfortable but decides "what the hell" and kisses her full on the mouth, big sloppy kiss. "Thank you, I feel so much better now!," the girl says as the guy continues his run on down the beach.
The next day on his morning run the guy sees the same girl, still armless, still legless, sitting on the beach crying her eyes out.
The guy is a little peeved to see the girl repeating her routine from the day before so he runs up to her again to confront her.
"Why are you crying now? I kissed you yesterday and you felt better!" "I know," she replied, "but I've just gotten really upset thinking about how I've never been fingered before!"
The guy feels really strange about fingering a girl on the beach, especially one with no arms or legs, but he decided there'd be no harm. After a good fingering session, he takes off down the beach on his run again, followed by the heartfelt "thank you's!" from the girl on the beach.
The next day while out running again, the guy sees the same girl lying on the beach, crying, crying, crying. "What is it now, for chrissakes? I kissed you, I fingered you! What more do you want?!," the guy asks. "I was just upset," the girl said, "because I've never been hosed." The guy leans in, picks her up, and rapes her.

Get to the punchline already so I can tell you that it's not funny.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 02:33

Cabbages and Kings: Aug 25, 2004; Shall we be trotting home again?

I was looking for a picture of someone shutting a barn door after the cows had all left, but I found this instead and I think it sums up my feelings about FARK.
(questionably NSFW)

# ? Aug 19, 2014 02:33

ditty bout my clitty: May 28, 2011; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Get to the punchline already so I can tell you that it's not funny.

Hitler had the right idea

# ? Aug 19, 2014 02:39

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Tim Raines IRL posted:

(questionably NSFW)

is agriculture actually NSFW to some people or are you just a zoophile?

# ? Aug 19, 2014 02:41

Oil of Paris: Feb 13, 2004; 100% DIRTY; Nap Ghost

ilikedirt posted:

lol i literally have not seen the word fark since like 2004

i have

# ? Aug 19, 2014 02:47

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

King of Internet posted:

Go back to Cinema Discusso SuperMechagodzilla

this

also please die on way back so you never actually arrive there

# ? Aug 19, 2014 02:50

Vince MechMahon: Jan 1, 2008

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

this

also please die on way back so you never actually arrive there

We don't deserve a world without SMG. We're not good enough. Maybe if we try harder in the future we'll earn it.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 03:03

Uncle Wemus: Mar 4, 2004

I used to live in the city nearby a large college campus. My work hours were second shift so I would typically get home around 1 am. One night while driving home and passing under a bridge I saw a college girl walking home alone at this late hour. She had her headphones on and was looking at her cell phone while walking which is exactly the sort of thing the local college and police warn against doing because muggings are common. Anyway, seeing this my first thought was that I should mug this girl simply to teach her the seriousness of that warning. But alas I didn't. That's my story thanks for reading.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 03:15

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

Uncle Wemus posted:

I used to live in the city nearby a large college campus. My work hours were second shift so I would typically get home around 1 am. One night while driving home and passing under a bridge I saw a college girl walking home alone at this late hour. She had her headphones on and was looking at her cell phone while walking which is exactly the sort of thing the local college and police warn against doing because muggings are common. Anyway, seeing this my first thought was that I should mug this girl simply to teach her the seriousness of that warning. But alas I didn't. That's my story thanks for reading.

Great story.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 03:18

Trixie Hardcore: Jul 1, 2006; Placeholder.

Uncle Wemus posted:

I used to live in the city nearby a large college campus. My work hours were second shift so I would typically get home around 1 am. One night while driving home and passing under a bridge I saw a college girl walking home alone at this late hour. She had her headphones on and was looking at her cell phone while walking which is exactly the sort of thing the local college and police warn against doing because muggings are common. Anyway, seeing this my first thought was that I should mug this girl simply to teach her the seriousness of that warning. But alas I didn't. That's my story thanks for reading.

Thanks for being one of the good guys.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 03:20

Sagabal: Apr 24, 2010

Uncle Wemus posted:

I used to live in the city nearby a large college campus. My work hours were second shift so I would typically get home around 1 am. One night while driving home and passing under a bridge I saw a college girl walking home alone at this late hour. She had her headphones on and was looking at her cell phone while walking which is exactly the sort of thing the local college and police warn against doing because muggings are common. Anyway, seeing this my first thought was that I should mug this girl simply to teach her the seriousness of that warning. But alas I didn't. That's my story thanks for reading.

I read your story, and am making a sincere comment on it. Here: have another comment.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 04:10

bigzak: Aug 15, 2003

Uncle Wemus posted:

I used to live in the city nearby a large college campus. My work hours were second shift so I would typically get home around 1 am. One night while driving home and passing under a bridge I saw a college girl walking home alone at this late hour. She had her headphones on and was looking at her cell phone while walking which is exactly the sort of thing the local college and police warn against doing because muggings are common. Anyway, seeing this my first thought was that I should mug this girl simply to teach her the seriousness of that warning. But alas I didn't. That's my story thanks for reading.

This is one of the better posts I've seen on these forums

# ? Aug 19, 2014 04:11

I AM GRANDO: Aug 20, 2006

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

this

also please die on way back so you never actually arrive there

Why do you post youtube videos from literal nazis?

# ? Aug 19, 2014 04:25

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Cardiovorax posted:

is agriculture actually NSFW to some people or are you just a zoophile?

I got probated for posting a picture of a chicken in TVIV. It was just a chicken seen from the back instead of the front and I guess the fact that animals have buttholes freaked some people out.

For a loving week.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 04:31

i hate everything: Oct 15, 2010

bitches b trippin

# ? Aug 19, 2014 04:36

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

Thanks PC police. Next you'll be telling me I can't make threads about the ZOG.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 04:38

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Now that Fark is at their weakest, surely we'd crush them in a Photoshop competition now!

# ? Aug 19, 2014 04:42

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Moridin920 posted:

I got probated for posting a picture of a chicken in TVIV. It was just a chicken seen from the back instead of the front and I guess the fact that animals have buttholes freaked some people out.

For a loving week.

I'd like to say that I can't believe that there are people in the world who would gasp in moral outrage at the sight of a dog licking his own balls, but I would be lying.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 04:43

I AM GRANDO: Aug 20, 2006

jscolon2.0 posted:

Now that Fark is at their weakest, surely we'd crush them in a Photoshop competition now!

But will Wil Wheaton judge?

# ? Aug 19, 2014 04:45

Trixie Hardcore: Jul 1, 2006; Placeholder.

Cardiovorax posted:

is agriculture actually NSFW to some people or are you just a zoophile?

Cardiovorax posted:

I'd like to say that I can't believe that there are people in the world who would gasp in moral outrage at the sight of a dog licking his own balls, but I would be lying.

Okay, starting to get the vibe that you are a zoophile looking for other zoophiles to chat with.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 04:46

clone on the phone: Aug 5, 2003

Instead of misogyny this and misandry that, why isn't it just be excellent to each other?

# ? Aug 19, 2014 04:56

Nut to Butt: Apr 13, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

what's wrong with loving zoos?!?

# ? Aug 19, 2014 04:57

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Okay, starting to get the vibe that you are a zoophile looking for other zoophiles to chat with.

Don't even make jokes about that.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:00

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

ok real talk, what's wrong with loving animals

I mean literally having sexual congress with animals

it's not like you know that the cat won't enjoy it, maybe the sheep doesn't even mind the dick inside

food for thought

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:03

Trixie Hardcore: Jul 1, 2006; Placeholder.

Don Tacorleone posted:

ok real talk, what's wrong with loving animals

I mean literally having sexual congress with animals

it's not like you know that the cat won't enjoy it, maybe the sheep doesn't even mind the dick inside

food for thought

ok real talk, don't gently caress animals.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:07

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Wow I'd better photoshop that squirrel nuts picture to show my outrage

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:09

GORDON: Jan 1, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

theperminator posted:

Why are rape jokes bad but murder jokes are not? You can apparently joke about everything except rape.

There's a mod with a chip on her shoulder and she is willing to take the time and crusade. There are Fark mods arguing with each other about it in that thread.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:09

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Don Tacorleone posted:

ok real talk, what's wrong with loving animals

I mean literally having sexual congress with animals

it's not like you know that the cat won't enjoy it, maybe the sheep doesn't even mind the dick inside

food for thought

animals can't consent, op

although i guess if a gorilla that knows sign language told you that he or she wanted it then it might be okay

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:10

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

animals can't consent, op

although i guess if a gorilla that knows sign language told you that he or she wanted it then it might be okay

I have never once met a gorilla that told me it did not wanted to be raped.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:14

Trixie Hardcore: Jul 1, 2006; Placeholder.

GORDON posted:

There's a mod with a chip on her shoulder and she is willing to take the time and crusade. There are Fark mods arguing with each other about it in that thread.

It's a lot less fun if anyone in this thread is actually up on current FARK events.

Lowtax posted:

I have never once met a gorilla that told me it did not wanted to be raped.

ok real talk, what's wrong with raping mute people

I mean literally having forced sexual congress with mute people

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

animals can't consent, op

although i guess if a gorilla that knows sign language told you that he or she wanted it then it might be okay

How could you know for sure that the primatologist didn't teach the gorilla that sign as a prank & the gorilla is actually asking for a cigarette?

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:20

i hate everything: Oct 15, 2010

Lowtax posted:

Everything is more popular than SA so everybody can like everything.

I am gay.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:22

Ramsus: Sep 14, 2002; by Hand Knit

The op has and always will be a sjw punk bitch gently caress face

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:24

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.