- Ben Smash
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LARDROOM
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You are standing in a room and the lights are dark. All you can see is a pile of weapons in the center of the room and a man sitting above the room. You can only make out his shadow. He commands you "FIGHT FOR MY ENTERTAINMENT" What do you do?
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- Adbot
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May 12, 2024 18:07
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- Harthacnut
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I'm a wizard, so I win
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Aug 19, 2014 15:34
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- Cannon_Fodder
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"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc
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The lights are dark. I can't see poo poo.
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Aug 19, 2014 15:35
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- Looke
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i kill everyone
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Aug 19, 2014 15:36
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- Ben Smash
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LARDROOM
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The guy turns on the lights and there is an audience, rapt in anticipation. Some guy is selling beers for 7 bucks a cup. It's totally bullshit.
You are surrounded by your fellow yobbers, some are eager for combat, others are trying to smoke dabs off the tip of a dagger.
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Aug 19, 2014 15:37
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- Ben Smash
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You rolled a 1, you kill yourself by accident.
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Aug 19, 2014 15:37
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- google THIS
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i say "oh god please tell me my opponent isn't pedantra"
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Aug 19, 2014 15:38
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- GEExCEE
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roll initiative
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Aug 19, 2014 15:48
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- GEExCEE
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18
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Aug 19, 2014 15:49
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- google THIS
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i cast magic missile
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Aug 19, 2014 15:54
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- Looke
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someone rez me please
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Aug 19, 2014 15:54
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- GEExCEE
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you look fine to me
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Aug 19, 2014 15:55
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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Fetal position, emitting a high pitched whine
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Aug 19, 2014 15:55
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- cuntman.net
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You rolled a 1, you kill yourself by accident.
i tell everyone else to kill everyone
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Aug 19, 2014 15:56
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- Cannon_Fodder
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"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc
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I decree that I am the chosen one.
POS MY NEG HOLE.
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Aug 19, 2014 15:59
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- Ben Smash
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LARDROOM
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Cannon_fodder raises his rod above his head and declares that he is, in fact, Neg. The guy on the throne applauds this and then casts AIDS missile at his booty hole. While Luvcow cries the audience throws commemorative cups at his quivering body.
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Aug 19, 2014 16:35
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- Iseeyouseemeseeyou
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im the man sitting above the room
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Aug 19, 2014 16:36
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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I poo poo on the floor and roll in my feces in order to be an unattractive target.
then I get into an open field with my horse archer retinue. come at me bro
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Aug 19, 2014 16:38
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- Ben Smash
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LARDROOM
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All of a sudden 300 heavy horsemen spray jizz everywhere. Roll for jizz initiative.
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Aug 19, 2014 16:54
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- Stormyish
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Summon my stand, the ghost of Robin Williams
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Aug 19, 2014 16:57
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- Ben Smash
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LARDROOM
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The ghost of robin williams appears, he begins to recite lines from Patch adams while tightening a belt around Stormyish's neck. The dude in the high chair is displeased with this cacophony and throws several buckets of chum on the players. A bipedal shark is then released into the pit.
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Aug 19, 2014 16:59
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- Pizzatime
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sorry I came so late, what are we playing?
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Aug 19, 2014 17:03
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- cuntman.net
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i drink the jizz and gain incredible superpowers
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Aug 19, 2014 17:03
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- google THIS
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I sneak up behind the shark and jump him
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Aug 19, 2014 17:05
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- Ben Smash
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LARDROOM
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sorry I came so late, what are we playing?
i drink the jizz and gain incredible superpowers
You manifest the power to shoot jizz from your wrists like spider man.
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Aug 19, 2014 17:06
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- Stormyish
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Ask the shark for his FurAffinity account name, create account, proceed to leave passive-aggressive remarks on all of his lovely sonic recolors
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Aug 19, 2014 17:08
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- Ben Smash
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LARDROOM
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You've triggered the Bipedal Shark! Good job, he is now crying and offended, you have an attack of opportunity.
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Aug 19, 2014 17:09
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- Pizzatime
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I roll a d20
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Aug 19, 2014 17:12
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- Ben Smash
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LARDROOM
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Roll(1d20)+0:
3,+0
Total:3
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Aug 19, 2014 17:14
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- Piso Mojado
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First I summon the Esper "Arnie" to who casts "scan" that will show all weaknesses and locations of my opponents.
Most opponents are quickly dispatched as my sperglord-like grinding has made me quite powerful. Matoi is afk, and a quick reflect spell sends dct into the dark realm of probation. I struggle briefly as Bo-Pepper keeps ducking my broadsword swings, but ultimately he is eliminated as well.
I have won, and ask the crowd "are you not intertwained?"
But wait...what is this "presence" I feel. There seems to still be somebody left. It...it cant be. The fabled byob superstar Sir Drilldo of House Squirt.
I lunge at him. He is completely immune to any reason or logical atk and gives me no opening. In desperation, I cast my most powerful spell by reciting the most forbidden of enchantments passed down from the archmage Ralp, "I'm gay", I chant. No effect, target is immune.
Seeing the hopelessness of the situation, I cast "sleep" on myself and drift away to certain death. As even if I am given mercy, I'd rather die than live in a world of futa.
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Aug 19, 2014 17:20
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- Ben Smash
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LARDROOM
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ATCG has advanced to the level "Sperglord." You gain one bonus feat and 10 skill points. What do you spend them on?
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Aug 19, 2014 17:24
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- Stormyish
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I'm pretty sure I'm not dead at this point
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Aug 19, 2014 17:31
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- Ben Smash
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LARDROOM
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You're only dead if you roll that way. Roll like you're alive, in the theater of your mind.
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Aug 19, 2014 17:38
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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I cast Led Zeppelin at the mud shark
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Aug 19, 2014 18:09
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- Dr Cheeto
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I use my Peace Pipe +3 to cast Weed on everyone in the arena in the hopes of making everyone chill the gently caress out.
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Aug 19, 2014 18:34
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- Ben Smash
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LARDROOM
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I use my Peace Pipe +3 to cast Weed on everyone in the arena in the hopes of making everyone chill the gently caress out.
Everyone is chilled out. The Led Zepplin Shark's vagina quivers with anticipation at what might be next.
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Aug 19, 2014 19:16
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- Adbot
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May 12, 2024 18:07
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- Stormyish
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Genderbend shark, give it sdn
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