Wresting is the Gayest Sport Ever

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El Estrago Bonito: Dec 17, 2010; Scout Finch Bitch

I just remember the old GBS thread about highschool and collegiate wrestling where guys kept trying to justify jamming fingers in each others buttholes.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 05:51

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 21:59

folgore: Jun 30, 2006; nice tut

Get this: Professional Wrestling is fake.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 05:53

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Wrestling is gay as gently caress but holy poo poo the training for it is brutal and good wrestlers are in such enviable physical shape.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 05:54

Hustlin Floh: Jul 20, 2009; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

folgore posted:

Get this: Professional Wrestling is fake.

CITATION loving NEEDED

# ? Aug 20, 2014 06:03

Tsinava: Nov 15, 2009; by Ralp

wrestling isn't the gayest sport, polo is.

wrestling is the most homoerotic sport.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 06:05

Mr. Maggy: Aug 17, 2014

folgore posted:

Get this: Professional Wrestling is fake.

I don't believe you. You are trying to hurt me inside. I won't have it.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 06:05

G.I. Jaw: Mar 26, 2003; More cake, Mrs. Tuffington?; Nap Ghost

Sumo wrestling is the gayest of all wrestling. They put two fags in diapers and just make them slap each other's moobs.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 06:12

Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKmDAtMhVdo

# ? Aug 20, 2014 19:39

Kirk Johnson: May 25, 2014; by Ralp

Pro click.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3t05wTwYao

# ? Aug 20, 2014 19:41

Lotus Brony: Feb 21, 2012; by Cowcaster

I take ballet thinking it was gay enough. Now the OP has made me seen the errors of my way. Is 31 too late to change my hobbies to this more homoerotic form of entertainment? :ohdear:

# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:00

Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

Wrestlers answering the important questions.
Would you recline your seat on an airplane or not?
Nacho Cheese or Cool Ranch?
Would you rather be attacked by a swarm of bees or a bear.
What state would you buy?

Jim Ross posted:

Texas. And I'd turn it into a urinal.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:16

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

jamcadbury posted:

Mr. Maggy posted:

why they let a potato with hair rassle?

# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:43

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

Thanks lowtax

# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:46

Job Creator: Apr 3, 2009

# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:48

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

Great I guess I'm a retarded ape and my av isn't looping for some reason. It did in the preview!! Mods???

Lowtax enjoy your blood money

ziasquinn fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Aug 20, 2014

# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:48

Kirk Johnson: May 25, 2014; by Ralp

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

Wrestlers answering the important questions.
Would you recline your seat on an airplane or not?
Nacho Cheese or Cool Ranch?
Would you rather be attacked by a swarm of bees or a bear.
What state would you buy?

# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:04

Tsinava: Nov 15, 2009; by Ralp

i want my confused male body to be physically dominated by your homo human being muscles.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:09

Neurosis: Jun 10, 2003; Fallen Rib

Kirk Johnson posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_L3e3tTFlM

Oil checks all up in this thread.

nothing intimidates your opponent like a good oil check

it is a move of absolute dominance

# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:09

Neurosis: Jun 10, 2003; Fallen Rib

Mr. Maggy posted:

I don't believe you. You are trying to hurt me inside. I won't have it.

watch lesnar fighting overeem and cain velasquez the fights are really funny

# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:09

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Dick Fagballzson posted:

Wrestling is for fags.

Especially pro wrestling, where the sweaty, bulging, well oiled muscle men in tight spandex give passionate speeches before rubbing their bodies together and trying to pin each other to the mat. Even without all of the grappling and rubbing and pinning, all of the pageantry involved is really really gay.

Wrestling is a sport that has its origins in gay naked Greek dudes trying to see who could pin down and forcibly sodomize the other. It's the most homoerotic sport on the planet.

If you enjoy wrestling, you also enjoy having sex with men. I find it hilarious when people try to say that the WWE isn't gay.

Especially pro football, where the sweated, bulging men in tight spandex are motivated by passionate speeches before rubbing and banging their bodies together and trying to move a ball down a field. Even without the ball, it's really gay.....

# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:13

Kirk Johnson: May 25, 2014; by Ralp

My enduring memory of Brock Lesnar's UFC career is him shouting "I'MMA HAVE A COORS LIGHT!" then getting slapped down for it.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:16

Neurosis: Jun 10, 2003; Fallen Rib

Kirk Johnson posted:

My enduring memory of Brock Lesnar's UFC career is him shouting "I'MMA HAVE A COORS LIGHT!" then getting slapped down for it.

i have many brock memories from his mma career but i think my favourites are:

(1) brock lesnar, when asked about homosexuals in mma, saying 'i don't like gays, write that down in your little notebook'
(2) almost dying because he doesn't eat enough vegetables, then like a year later saying 'i'm exceptional and the doctors tell me i have to eat more now after i almost died but i'm not like a normal person'
(3) exploding at reporters who ask about his physique and steroids and saying 'if i was black no one would question the way i look'
(4) curling up in the foetal position while cain hit him many times

# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:19

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

folgore posted:

Get this: Professional Wrestling is fake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI

# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:59

gorki: Aug 9, 2014

i spoke to a girl once who really believed gay guys rassled to determine who would tinkle in whose bottom

# ? Aug 20, 2014 22:10

Tsinava: Nov 15, 2009; by Ralp

gorki posted:

i spoke to a girl once who really believed gay guys rassled to determine who would tinkle in whose bottom

she was right

# ? Aug 20, 2014 22:12

Neurosis: Jun 10, 2003; Fallen Rib

personally i do submission wrestling because it's a great skill base for rape

# ? Aug 20, 2014 22:14

Rad Tad: Jul 2, 2014

am pretty sad that this is how i had to learn that wrassling is both gay and not real and maybe also not a slobberknocker [citation needed]

# ? Aug 20, 2014 22:16

Tsinava: Nov 15, 2009; by Ralp

all wrestling is actually real.

real gay.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 22:17

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

mind the walrus posted:

Wrestling is gay as gently caress but holy poo poo the training for it is brutal and good wrestlers are in such enviable physical shape.

for like 2 years

# ? Aug 20, 2014 22:19

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Ohhhh yeeeaaah Mean Gene, this Sunday at summer slaaaam I'm gonna show Hogan who the real ~~champ~~ top bear is, brother! Oohhhhh yeeeaaah.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 22:28

Neurolimal: Nov 3, 2012

wrestling is gay and hell which is great, lol if u get squeamish at turkish wrestling

beta wimps cowering at the sight of burly men grabbing each others butts itt

# ? Aug 20, 2014 23:18

Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4lK41SX-Q

Best viewed at 1.25 speed for super cocaine-o-vision.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 23:38

Kirk Johnson: May 25, 2014; by Ralp

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4lK41SX-Q

Best viewed at 1.25 speed for super cocaine-o-vision.

Related videos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw62C1MBKJc

# ? Aug 20, 2014 23:44

TryAgainBragg: May 5, 2014

not MY wrestling!

# ? Aug 20, 2014 23:47

Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

TryAgainBragg posted:

not MY wrestling!

Aww, Vince and Brock eskimo kisses.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 23:49

Supersonic Shine: Oct 13, 2012

Dick Fagballzson posted:

Wrestling is for fags.

Especially pro wrestling, where the sweaty, bulging, well oiled muscle men in tight spandex give passionate speeches before rubbing their bodies together and trying to pin each other to the mat. Even without all of the grappling and rubbing and pinning, all of the pageantry involved is really really gay.

Wrestling is a sport that has its origins in gay naked Greek dudes trying to see who could pin down and forcibly sodomize the other. It's the most homoerotic sport on the planet.

If you enjoy wrestling, you also enjoy having sex with men. I find it hilarious when people try to say that the WWE isn't gay.

That's a hell of a shoot, brother jack brother. Ultimate Warrior would be proud

# ? Aug 20, 2014 23:50

Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

# ? Aug 21, 2014 00:06

l33t b4c0n: Aug 19, 2000; King of E/N

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKmDAtMhVdo

Based on this video, it seems like WWE referees are magical creatures like leprechauns that can appear at the exact moment needed.

# ? Aug 21, 2014 00:14

Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

l33t b4c0n posted:

Based on this video, it seems like WWE referees are magical creatures like leprechauns that can appear at the exact moment needed.

I think in order for the 24/7 rule to apply, the opponent had to bring the ref with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNXvCAwwhhY

# ? Aug 21, 2014 00:21

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 21:59

Dimebags Brain: Feb 18, 2013

l33t b4c0n posted:

Based on this video, it seems like WWE referees are magical creatures like leprechauns that can appear at the exact moment needed.

# ? Aug 21, 2014 00:25

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