My Birthday is coming up. How old do I look? First Impression?

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my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

# ? Aug 19, 2014 23:51

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 17:28

Disco_Bandit

28 you look like a secret weedlord

# ? Aug 19, 2014 23:52

i am he

You look exactly like I've always imagined.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 23:53

Disco_Bandit

like you would have a walk in closet devoted to various implements and containers of exotic marijuanas

# ? Aug 19, 2014 23:53

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

Im beautiful

# ? Aug 19, 2014 23:56

Cosmic Charlie: How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

I'll give you 32

# ? Aug 19, 2014 23:58

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 23:58

Silento Boborachi

34, takes time to cultivate that kind of facial hair

# ? Aug 20, 2014 00:03

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

# ? Aug 20, 2014 00:06

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

Yeah, i'm saying 33.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 00:06

pig slut lisa: irl is good

they say if there's grass on the field, play ball, so we can't gently caress til you find your toupee

# ? Aug 20, 2014 00:07

poverty goat

# ? Aug 20, 2014 00:07

poverty goat

pig slut lisa posted:

they say if there's grass on the field, play ball, so we can't gently caress til you find your toupee

if theres no grass on the field you play in the mud :a2m:

# ? Aug 20, 2014 00:08

LappyDore64: by XyloJW

dat's nasty

I'm gonna guess you're at least 100 op

# ? Aug 20, 2014 00:26

bog pixie

Let's be married.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 00:58

Morally Inept: by XyloJW

Your hair ran away from your bulbous head.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 01:22

Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

death is coming

# ? Aug 20, 2014 01:23

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

why are you wearing a guy fawkes mask?

# ? Aug 20, 2014 01:23

i am he

CAT BRUSH posted:

why are you wearing a guy fawkes mask?

haha

# ? Aug 20, 2014 01:24

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

my new dog posted:

You're going to die alone and unloved.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 01:24

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

You look like a dudes dad but an evil version of him where everything is a little off and he has a goatee.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 01:25

Afro Doug

no i don't want to buy insurance, get away from me!!!

# ? Aug 20, 2014 01:26

Piso Mojado

drilldo squirt posted:

You look like a dudes dad but an evil version of him where everything is a little off and he has a goatee.

holy poo poo yes, but the other guy works a boring desk job and comes home to a failing marriage due to crushing financial debt. while you are out slangin tail and crushing life - you are El Jefe.

also..29

# ? Aug 20, 2014 01:39

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Your face says young, but your shiny head says old

# ? Aug 20, 2014 01:41

City of Glompton

you look like totalbiscuit's twin, so I'm guessing 30. don't get :tutbutt:

cancer

# ? Aug 20, 2014 01:48

joke_explainer

Siluvayne posted:

you look like totalbiscuit's twin, so I'm guessing 30. don't get cancer

oh man, I didn't realize it. he should get a suit and break into totalbiscuit's house and be like I'm a reptilian changeling sent to replace you and use your videos as propaganda, then be like 'just kidding!!' and pay for the damages, actually that sounds kind of scary I don't want anyone to get hurt.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 03:42