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i told them like a thousand times i smoke pole and i was all "look im not gonna move in if it will be even remotely a problem" and my nii-san and his GF fell all over themselves to assure me it'd be fine and that hes straight. then, two nights in, nii-san's knocking on my door all "you have a very sensitive bottom" with a g-string on and poo poo then he tries to pry open all my orifices when i'm just trying to chill. should i cut and run while its still viable or risk ruining my relationship w/my nii-san's lame girlfriend and stay in this retard palace having massive boatloads of gay sex with my nii-san?
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Nathilus posted:i told them like a thousand times i smoke pole and i was all "look im not gonna move in if it will be even remotely a problem" and my nii-san and his GF fell all over themselves to assure me it'd be fine and that hes straight. then, two nights in, nii-san's knocking on my door all "you have a very sensitive bottom" with a g-string on and poo poo then he tries to pry open all my orifices when i'm just trying to chill. should i cut and run while its still viable or risk ruining my relationship w/my nii-san's lame girlfriend and stay in this retard palace having massive boatloads of gay sex with my nii-san? speak english what is this poo poo i read like 3 words and gave up
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Aug 20, 2014 22:43
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how do you move in with this thread did you like print it out or something
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Not sure what you're trying to say, you have some sort of Nissan?
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You should stay because at least then nii-san noticed you!
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sorry im not answering any questions this is personal business i will let you in on the lingo though in case you want to vote seme means top and uke means bottom.
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Aug 20, 2014 22:45
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I think you made that word up
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Just learn how to suck your own dick and the problem is solved
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Aug 20, 2014 22:46
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how do you spell goku in japanese OP, because I am not seeing the goku option in your otherwise flawless poll
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Neptr posted:Not sure what you're trying to say, you have some sort of Nissan? this was my understanding. of this post.
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gently caress the ROW posted:how do you spell goku in japanese OP, because I am not seeing the goku option in your otherwise flawless poll goku is a subset of the uke option obviously.
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yeah where's goku?
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wheres the seke option
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Nathilus posted:goku is a subset of the uke option obviously. Shut your dirty slut mouth goku is obviously a top!
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Nathilus posted:goku is a subset of the uke option obviously. goku likes dicks in his rear end
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this is the first time ive been parodied but somehow im not flattered like i expected
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ohmigod lowtax posted in one of my threads after all these years. id squeal harder but nii-san is looking over my shoulder with a really pissed off expression so instead ill just say thanks man i love the forums and think you're swell! :3
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Fandyien posted:this is the first time ive been parodied but somehow im not flattered like i expected now IM flattered.
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Aug 20, 2014 22:50
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Nathilus posted:ohmigod lowtax posted in one of my threads after all these years. id squeal harder but nii-san is looking over my shoulder with a really pissed off expression so instead ill just say thanks man i love the forums and think you're swell! :3 the people want goku post goku
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Aug 20, 2014 22:50
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why dont you bend over for goku
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Lowtax posted:the people want goku as you wish, my liege. 
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thats vegeta you fuckshit
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Nathilus posted:as you wish, my liege. wtf
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they're practically the same person anyway and I felt that his freddie mercury 'stache fits the theme of this thread better.
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Nathilus posted:they're practically the same person anyway and I felt that his freddie mercury 'stache fits the theme of this thread better. jfc
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you're a real piece of poo poo ,op
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Nathilus posted:they're practically the same person anyway and I felt that his freddie mercury 'stache fits the theme of this thread better.
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vegetas a bitch. a pussy idiot bitch. goku would use vegeta as a mop.
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Manslaughter posted:vegetas a bitch. a pussy idiot bitch. goku would use vegeta's stache as a mop.
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saiyan all this nii-san bullshit but doesnt even know the difference between a goddamn goku and a vegeta
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Lowtax posted:you loving idiot, I should ban you right now but i love you! im sorry! here! 
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Nathilus posted:but i love you! im sorry! here! I have nipples greg can you milk me?
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i'm willing to forgive you because of this
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Ahundredbux posted:i'm willing to forgive you because of this i appreciate it i was just havin a bit of fun trying to break up the serious gay business that this thread is about, but people got REALLY mad! Lesson learned!
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yeah man i understand that but goku is no joke
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Nathilus posted:i appreciate it i was just havin a bit of fun trying to break up the serious gay business that this thread is about, but people got REALLY mad! Lesson learned!
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understood. ill not joke about that from now on. back on topic, its sort of a bummer in general to have to behave exactly the same way i would have to if i was living with the rents. like i can't have my nii-san bent over and blow him on the couch and just hang out or anything b/c my nii-san's GF is a prude.
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also my nii-san is a goon but i'm definitely the lame goony one in the relationship.
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Why'd I scroll down? Vegeta why
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this is a pretty good thread
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