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I'm a brute-force masturbater. No porn, no fantasizing, no lube. I fap 'til I cum. This is the most masculine method. Although sometimes I am a leg-raise masturbater. This is an exhausting abdominal exercise that causes cum to poor out of my dick.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 13:49 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 03:55 |
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I don't
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 13:51 |
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i travel back in time and suck my own dick
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 13:56 |
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"Thrice-convicted" comes to mind
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 14:11 |
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Chronic
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 14:12 |
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alternating hands
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 14:12 |
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I used to be the frequent kind but lately I've been taking it easy.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 14:12 |
I'm the right loving now kind thanks to your pic OP.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 14:13 |
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gotta get up at 3 am every morning to milk the cows
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 14:13 |
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Idiot Kicker posted:alternating hands go back to fetlife
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 14:13 |
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Furious
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 14:15 |
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aggressive
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 14:15 |
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None. Lost my penis in a pants zipper accident.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 14:16 |
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frank and beans or just frank
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 14:18 |
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dildo princess
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 14:18 |
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Tabata.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 14:24 |
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Spiteful
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 14:25 |
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Harrower posted:Spiteful You ate the last of the cheerios? *splat*
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 14:27 |
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Break down and cry for at least an hour before pathetically finishing up.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 14:29 |
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fap
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 14:30 |
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I'm the eye-contact-over-the-top-of-the-cubicle kind the best kind
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 14:32 |
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loud & proud
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 14:33 |
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Nurturing and respectful.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 14:34 |
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Pathological
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 14:35 |
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Age-Defying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNYrkvYHCbU
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 14:38 |
Upstanding and Independent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 14:39 |
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Continual
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 14:46 |
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the inevitable kind, OP
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 14:48 |
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i have an elaborate flowchart and excel spreadsheet that tells me which fleshlight to use each time
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 14:54 |
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Rube Goldbergesque
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 14:58 |
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marathon aka while running in public areas
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 15:03 |
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i just had a lovely big afternoon wank followed by a cup of tea and a kitkat
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 15:04 |
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Machias Ellis. By the way what is that intense feeling of shame after you finish called?
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 15:12 |
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sofa masturbater
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 15:13 |
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Phrasing posted:Machias Ellis. life
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 15:14 |
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slow and steady, win the race hard and fast, jizz in face ----------------
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 15:14 |
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I go in dry.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 15:27 |
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A terrible one
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 15:31 |
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I go in dry. yeah me too mostly bud. I find it keeps my head way more sensitive too making actual sex better. Jerking it with good lube is almost unbearable although it feels good obv.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 15:36 |
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Cream_Filling posted:sofa masturbater sounds p. chill
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 15:37 |