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Xaris posted:jesus hates people who have sex so he's probably in heaven lol no way I don't own a car
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 18:00 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 01:00 |
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cname posted:What's the deal with him trying to visit a sorority house? Did they not let him into a party or something? Because he figured sorority houses are how they are in American Pie or whatever; full of attractive sex-addict women who he believed owed him sex and were withholding on his rights He was basically a parody of parodies of the bullied / dissillusioned school / college shooters
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 18:54 |
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redshirt posted:drat. America's got the smallest dicks in the Western Hemisphere. What up? Freedom isn't free
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 01:31 |
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Mahuum Aqoha posted:what Yeah some people really don't like me but it's cool
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 01:43 |
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The Gilded Age posted:Why does this link to my profile? I think I'm missing a joke or I am being dumb. hahahahahha
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 07:29 |
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someone should compile every post in this thread into a single image and then post it in goon.jpg
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 18:25 |
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PrBacterio posted:Theon had sex in the books though? (Before he gets captured and tortured&mutilated) Considering how his though processes seemed to work, my guess would be Littlefinger. Woah you loving idiots he's clearly Joffrey
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 19:07 |
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DoctorStrangelove posted:It's been long established that Eliot Rodger is a combination of Joffrey, Chris-Chan and Dennis Reynolds except oh wait, they all actually got laid holy poo poo. Yeah but all Joffrey sex was essentially violent rape which Elliot Rodgers would clearly have done given enough freedom and power
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 19:12 |
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Kombotron posted:dude just reminded me of yuel bolo and i googled it least true post 2014
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 20:15 |
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The closing line of the whole thing: "I will punish everyone. And it will be beautiful. Finally, at long last, I can show the world my true worth."
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2014 01:17 |
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collab effort GBS PUA manual written in the style of Elliot Rodgers
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2014 16:56 |
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Kombotron posted:
Hi
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2014 06:52 |
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Drunk & Ugly posted:I wasnt implying all dwarves have tiny dicks, more like tyrion's height was representative of Rodger's other ...shortcomings . Mofo got cucked by his dad, Rodgers got cucked by his bro and sis to the point where he was willing to kill.... the list goes on Biplane posted:i dont think u understand what cucking is Tywen hosed the woman Tyrion loves pretty sure that's cucking
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 14:28 |
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Biplane posted:none of the other examples are tho. lucky hit 1/3 Yeah i think the idea was that he wanted to gently caress his bro and sis but couldn't, but that's not cucking
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 18:47 |
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Wonder what his internet history was like
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 20:10 |
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Kombotron posted:fuckn lol No no no the great cosmic joke is so complex and perfect that only god can comprehend it reality is a joke purely for god's own amusement, you can't see it for yourself This is just a teaser trailer.
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 02:33 |
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 03:00 |
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Sinding Johansson posted:Honestly, the kid may be the worst person to have ever lived I dunno tbh, I made that just for the brilliant page snipe but http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Watkins_(Lostprophets) is a way bigger candidate for that title Elliot Rodger is probably more like "worst at life ever"
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 03:34 |
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Sinding Johansson posted:I refuse to read about that because I don't think I'm going to find any humor in it, but I think: Yeah there is nothing comedic about Ian Watkins' crimes, but you might laugh out of nervous despair. And Elliot Rodger's poo poo is purely hilarious because he was so totally unaware that he was a terrible rear end in a top hat and failed at literally everything he tried to do
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 03:48 |
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- was gay
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 21:56 |
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kickstarter to hire someone to gently caress his corpse so that he loses his virginity and never even knows it
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 11:37 |
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The Dregs posted:I mixed up the name in the OP with Rodger Young. I thought this was going to be a thread about Starship Troopers. Instead I get this douche.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 12:57 |
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The Dregs posted:You should change your name to Quickshop420dad. No because then my name would contain something that is actually vaguely related to me
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 13:14 |
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time to loving ruin the thread then since it's just going round in circles now: If the US outlawed guns, he would've probably been just another loser
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2014 00:31 |
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ScratchAndSniff posted:If just one woman lowered her standards a bit and slept with Elliot, he wouldn't have felt the need to shoot anyone. lol "a bit"
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2014 00:51 |
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He didn't really die. This happened:
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2014 06:00 |
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doctor 7 posted:So at this point it seems pretty clear Elliot was just a really pathetic and lovely person who happened to have a mental illness. Rather than an upstanding young man with mental health problems that he had trouble with and were eventually his downfall or something. Yeah the general consensus is that this guy was probably not amazing and also sometimes humorous in his warped perception of the world, which is also depressing
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2014 20:23 |
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The REAL victims here are us
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2014 23:10 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 01:00 |
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wish this thread existed before my "let's get a goon a date" thread so we could've done it wtih Elliot Rodger instead
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2014 18:05 |