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Goku backhands Krillin hard enough to knock him to the ground--CRACK! The world reels as hot red pain sweeps over Krillin's bald head, but he stubbornly struggles to his feet. "Stay down!" Goku commands the mortal, driving a kick into Krillin's ribs--SMASH! The man falls back into a fetal position, groaning. When he tries to stand back up, he staggers, falls, and vomits. Greenish-yellow bile spoils the silken orange jumpsuit he wears. "Are you gonna stay down, bro?" Goku shouts at Krillin. Krillin paws at streaks of vomit. "Suck my dick, bro." "Shouldn't have said that poo poo, dude," Goku growls, slapping Krillin on the top of his head--SLAP! His head thumps like a gigantic watermelon, and his eardrums instantly burn and ache. A bright pink hand print remains on his shiny scalp. Fighting back the urge to dry heave, Krillin plants his hands in the dirt and props his body back up just in time to see Goku deliver a punch to his chest--WET CRUNCH! The hit lays him out flat against the ground. For several minutes, he cannot bring himself to breathe; it feels like every bone in his chest is broken and collapsed and crushed, and when he finally gasps for air, an overwhelming agony seizes his chest. Goku grabs at the crotch of his silken pants and tugs at the material; there is a distance in his eyes, as if his mind is a thousand light-years away. "I bet you want a taste of the true ultimate power, don't you, you little bald human being..." Then there is only heavy his mouth-breathing and the soft swish-swish of his pants being adjusted. Swish swish swish... Krillin's eyes flicker; he slowly rolls onto one side and props himself up, but Goku places a boot on his chest and pushes him back into the dirt. Swish swish swish... "Are you ready?" Goku breathes. Swish swish swish...
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I'd watch an entire 30-part miniseries comprised solely of Krillin suffering through various miseries. Krillin's wife grows a dick and attacks him. Krillin doesn't understand a joke and gets jumped by the rest of the group. Krillin's credit card is rejected and he has to suck 11 dicks to pay for his meal. Krillin eats a piece of fine cheese only to later discover that it was his mom. Krillin accepts Jesus Christ into his heart and Jesus takes over his body. Krillin eats pills to regrow his hair but he ends up growing tits (and is thrown in jail). Krillin participates in a soapbox derby but comes in last place and has to suck everybody else's dick. Krillin gets trapped in the bathroom and has to live on stool and makeup products for 3 days. Krillin blows out the candles and makes a wish that comes true, except it's one of those ironic wishes that ends up with a lot of kids trying to seduce him.
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spirited posted:I used to break poo poo in handfuls and ooze virility after watching Dragon Ball Z as a kid. We're going to have a generation of queers now that grew up watching garbage like My Little Pony. My parents wouldn't buy me DBZ action figures, so I took it one step further and built little figures out of my own movements. There was Vegeta, and Goku, and Cell, and Freiza...leave them by the vents in the winter and the heat would bake them until they were hard as clay.
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