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Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

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I read a medical journal article where they discussed non-direct transmission of STD bacteria (The old "I got it from a toilet seat" defense). It seems that a sailor on a tramp steamer had one of those dolls, used it, then went off to take a shower. His bunkmate came in, saw the doll and decided to give it a try. The first sailor had a case of gonorrhea and the second sailor managed to catch it from the fresh deposits in the doll.

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Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Freakbox posted:

Nope. Okay, nope. I temporarily win the thread (if there are winners in this horrible place); I found the creepiest sex doll. :magical:

:nws: :cry: http://imgur.com/Cn5nwxg :cry: :nws:

Can there be an Emoticon stronger than :barf:? Like, that smiley except he starts barfing up blood and dies? Please? We could call it :horrorbarf:.

According to the copy, it contains a "Simulated vagina". What, authentic vaginas not available? Well, actually, they are. (Yeah, I know, wrong species. Think that would matter to these guys?)


Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

wow.

grown men playing with dolls.

real mature guys, god, grow the gently caress up dad.

you described these guys as "mature"? Not really, no. Emotionally stunted, to say the least.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

well see who is immature when I 3d print a sex doll of you and film me loving your mouth through the back of your throat, old man

Now that's an image.

Of course, the plastic for my belly will be prohibitively expensive.

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