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porkchop_express
May 27, 2004


http://www.avclub.com/article/datin...g-her-da-208454

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A woman who appeared on the VH1 reality series Dating Naked—which involves people dating, naked—has filed a $10 million lawsuit against the network, after the show aired a scene in which she was naked in a way unbefitting of the dignity she was promised by producers of a show called Dating Naked. The plaintiff, Jessie Nizewitz, is a 28-year-old model whom viewers may know from the July 31 episode, nearly in a biblical sense: It featured a scene where she and her date wrestle naked on a beach, rendered tacky and salacious by a brief, uncensored shot of her crotch.

“I immediately started getting text messages. Everyone saw it. One of the messages read, ‘So your money shot is on cable TV,’” Nizewitz tells the New York Post of her terrible friends, some of whom clearly need to visit Urban Dictionary. She says she was further harassed on social media and YouTube, leading to “mental anguish, humiliation and embarrassment.” As argued in the suit, “Defendants knew or reasonably should have known that broadcasting an individual’s vagina and anus on national cable television would cause substantial and severe emotional distress”—particularly as Nizewitz and producers had agreed to broadcast only her blurred vagina and anus on national cable television, which would only cause a substantial and severe increase to her celebrity profile.

Shockingly, Nizewitz’s embarrassment even extended to her family. “My grandma saw it. I saw her this week and she didn’t have much to say to me. She’s probably mad. My parents are just annoyed,” Nizewitz said of these relatives who proudly tuned in to watch their little girl tussle naked with a complete stranger on a reality show, only to find something tawdry.

She also says it cost her a “budding relationship” with a guy she describes as “employed, Jewish, in his 30s and that’s pretty much ideal,” but who never called her back after the show aired. No doubt her would-be husband is out there now, searching for the kind of nice girl who will only go on national TV and grind her naked genitals against a man she’s just met behind the veil of digital pixilation, as per Jewish tradition.

In addition to the $10 million she’s seeking, Nizewitz believes she is owed a “huge apology” for the incredible humiliation she’s suffered from everyone who’s seen her crotch, including all of those who are only hearing about it right now.

TLDR: haha fuckers

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what happened
Jul 27, 2011


lol

Gypsum Fantastic
Aug 8, 2012



Oh wow cool, do you get to see bums and boobs or is it censored out like that other show on the desert island? This will ultimately 100% affect whether I care or not.

naem
May 29, 2011



She's really skinny with no buttcheeks to hide her lady junk in the moneyshot too

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004


now i got a semi

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You have failed me for the last time, Colonel Pickering


How absolutely hollow of a human being do you have to be, man or woman, to subject yourself to that?

Honestly I have more respect for actual porn stars.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

naem posted:

She's really skinny with no buttcheeks to hide her lady junk in the moneyshot too

you keep using this word moneyshot

i do not think it means what you think it means

Fandyien
Feb 10, 2012

Delicious


i saw this on reddit and tried to find a pic of her unblurred cooter but couldn't. disappointing

Badass
Apr 14, 2014



Gypsum Fantastic posted:

Oh wow cool, do you get to see bums and boobs or is it censored out like that other show on the desert island? This will ultimately 100% affect whether I care or not.

"VH1 blurs out the genitals of both sexes along with the breasts of the women. The show does show naked buttocks of both genders"

This sounds like the worst garbage ever

Fandyien
Feb 10, 2012

Delicious


someone post this lady's vag

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010


personally i do not think you should go on the show naked dating if you don't want to let people see your naked bits.

Gypsum Fantastic
Aug 8, 2012



Badass posted:

"VH1 blurs out the genitals of both sexes along with the breasts of the women. The show does show naked buttocks of both genders"

This sounds like the worst garbage ever

So it's basically a barbie and ken doll just loving about for the entire show and impossible to have a wank to. I agree.

Moose King
Nov 5, 2009



Fandyien posted:

i saw this on reddit and tried to find a pic of her unblurred cooter but couldn't. disappointing

try Bing

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You have failed me for the last time, Colonel Pickering


Fandyien posted:

someone post this lady's vag

Fandyien
Feb 10, 2012

Delicious


i couldn't find it but googling "Nizewitz crotch shot" pulls up pictures of elliot rogers

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Nov 11, 2003

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Fandyien posted:

someone post this lady's vag

The $10 million dollar vagina.

Apogee15
Jun 16, 2013


Fandyien posted:

i couldn't find it but googling "Nizewitz crotch shot" pulls up pictures of elliot rogers

It was pretty easy to find. I'm at work, so I found it on my phone, but the search terms I used was "dating naked crotch uncensored" and it's like in the first 10 results.


It's nothing special, hardly worth googling.

Fandyien
Feb 10, 2012

Delicious



lmao thanks. looks kinda wide tbh

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004


Fandyien posted:

lmao thanks. looks kinda wide tbh

ever park your bicycle in an airplane hanger?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You have failed me for the last time, Colonel Pickering


attenborough: "And now the gibbis begins to decry the female form"

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006
GTVA Celois

Sadly I've seen this show, it's about as bad as you think. There was an ep where some whiny white accountant guy from NW who selects some white 'mountain outdoorsy' chick from Idaho at the end but turns out she was fuckingthe black guy and chose the black guy over him and he got all whiny. owned. i was actually surprised cause i would have sworn she'd be racist

tho it'd be cool to have the job of the person that sits there and blurs our penises, anuses, and vaginas for hours on end

Xaris fucked around with this message at Aug 23, 2014 around 20:07

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You have failed me for the last time, Colonel Pickering


Xaris posted:

sadly ive seen this show, it's about as bad as you think

tho it'd be cool to have the job of the person that sits there and blurs our penises, anuses, and vaginas for hours on end

I wanna blur OUR penises, anuses, and vaginas for hours on end.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006
GTVA Celois

ah gently caress you.

that'd be cool too. lets blur my penis in your anus together so no one can see them

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


is there like a nudist thing happening on tv now

theres like 3 shows where ppl are just straight up naked on em

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006
GTVA Celois

ilikedirt posted:

is there like a nudist thing happening on tv now

theres like 3 shows where ppl are just straight up naked on em

yea pretty much, all the crazy religious letter-writing grannies are dying out and people just want to see dicks and pussies now like europeans have the past 30 years


e: anyways this is probably a good publicity stunt on VH1's part to get people to watch their not good show.

naem
May 29, 2011



You can see both her wholes

Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014



ilikedirt posted:

is there like a nudist thing happening on tv now

theres like 3 shows where ppl are just straight up naked on em

ya there's naked and afraid, naked dating, and naked bob vila's this old house

keroppl
Jan 4, 2013


ilikedirt posted:

is there like a nudist thing happening on tv now

theres like 3 shows where ppl are just straight up naked on em

the jewish media have successfully shattered the family values Americans once had and are now taking the nation one step closer to barbarism

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

HE IS GLISTEN


Television is retarded and people who watch it would be better off buried in a landfill like the other weaklings.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


keroppl posted:

the jewish media have successfully shattered the family values Americans once had and are now taking the nation one step closer to barbarism

f*ck yes

The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT

I looked on Google News and literally no one covered the original fuckup. All she's doing is drawing attention to it.

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004


pathetic little tramp posted:

Television is retarded and people who watch it would be better off buried in a landfill like the other weaklings.

and suck eachothers cocks like TRUE SPARTAN WARRIORS

edit i like cock

naem
May 29, 2011



The Monkey Man posted:

I looked on Google News and literally no one covered the original fuckup. All she's doing is drawing attention to it.

Well yeah, she's going to make $10 million dollars and get tons a free publicity this is a career maker for her

I'd flash my rear end in a top hat for $10 million honestly

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006
GTVA Celois

naem posted:

Well yeah, she's going to make $10 million dollars and get tons a free publicity this is a career maker for her

I'd flash my rear end in a top hat for $10 million honestly

its actually a win win win, network wins, the chick wins, and goons win

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004


naem posted:

Well yeah, she's going to make $10 million dollars and get tons a free publicity this is a career maker for her

I'd flash my rear end in a top hat for $10 million honestly

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Apogee15
Jun 16, 2013


naem posted:

Well yeah, she's going to make $10 million dollars and get tons a free publicity this is a career maker for her

I'd flash my rear end in a top hat for $10 million honestly

Why do you think she will win?

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011



Fandyien posted:

someone post this lady's vag

http://imgur.com/mEtMxWA

naem
May 29, 2011



She might not win $10 million but she'll win something hefty I'm sure. The contract most definitely said "we will blur out your genitals" and they did not blur her junk, it's cut and dried

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011



Apogee15 posted:

Why do you think she will win?

the agreement was obviously that they would not show her vag on tv, and they showed her vag on tv, so it is very very likely she will either win or they will settle out of court for lots of $$$

plus they will also have to pay the fcc, i imagine

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naem
May 29, 2011



This is free publicity for the show anyways, we'll all watch now for more sneaky hole pics

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