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 Windfish is the best whale. - Has Wings - Has Depression - Dresses in Drag
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quote:On July 6, 1999, a 27-year-old man named Daniel P. Dukes was found dead and naked, draped over Tilikum’s back.[13] Dukes had visited SeaWorld the previous day, stayed after the park closed, and evaded security to enter the orca tank. An autopsy found numerous wounds, contusions, and abrasions covering his body, including "postmortem laceration and avulsion of the scrotum with testes," concluding that Dukes may have died from hypothermia and drowning. Details regarding Dukes' swim trunks suggest they were torn off by Tilikum put tilikum in a miami megaprison for the rest of his days
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Aug 24, 2014 14:47
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Aug 24, 2014 14:59
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BlueChocolate posted:moby dick isn't real unfortunately so i'll have to say tilikum There's always the whale that inspired Moby Dick. Owen Chase posted:I turned around and saw him about one hundred rods [500 m or 550 yards] directly ahead of us, coming down with twice his ordinary speed of around 24 knots (44 km/h), and it appeared with tenfold fury and vengeance in his aspect. The surf flew in all directions about him with the continual violent thrashing of his tail. His head about half out of the water, and in that way he came upon us, and again struck the ship.
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Aug 24, 2014 15:34
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whales are fake anyway
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Aug 24, 2014 15:36
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Aug 24, 2014 15:42
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What about Monstro?
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Aug 24, 2014 15:50
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whale whale whale what do we have hear
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Aug 24, 2014 15:52
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Kainser posted:On February 20, 1991, Keltie Byrne, a 20-year-old marine biology student and competitive II? IV? This is like the parents who kill their kid's pets and try to buy another one and hope the kid doesn't notice. Just like SeaWorld does.
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Aug 24, 2014 15:56
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvO_KtWw4X8&t=58s
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Aug 24, 2014 16:14
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T.J.BASS drat! holy poo poo what a name
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Aug 24, 2014 16:26
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holy sh*t
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Aug 24, 2014 16:29
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mods, please edit poll so that every option is "the godwhale"
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Aug 24, 2014 16:30
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free til i kum
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fyi orcas are actually dolphins so going to have to go with moby dick tilikum and pelorus jack are tied for best dolphin Tuxedo Gin fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Aug 24, 2014 |
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Aug 24, 2014 16:39
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ilikedirt posted:whale whale whale what do we have hear I love puns and I luv u
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Aug 24, 2014 16:41
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Oncogene posted:he wasn't though, he just wanted to be left the hell alone. even gave the crew some warning slaps then tried to leave but they (well, ahab specifically) persisted and that's when he was all "gently caress this" and rammed the pequod to kingdom come bullshit. you don't know this. noone does as noone has read that loving book
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Aug 24, 2014 16:45
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Das Boo posted:You're all wrong. Came here to post this.
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Not safe for work
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Aug 24, 2014 16:48
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what about the one from Pinocchio OP?
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Aug 24, 2014 16:49
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that's a orca not a whale loser
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:the original shamu OKCupids.
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slam whale holy grail
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ilikedirt posted:slam whale holy grail
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Aug 24, 2014 17:27
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im shamed of all my posts itt. ugh.
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Tuxedo Gin posted:fyi orcas are actually dolphins so going to have to go with moby dick What about that orca that flipped a great white to put it into tonic immobility then drowned it to eat the liver? That was so hardcore all the other great whites in the area hosed off for the rest of the season.
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Who's Humphrey and why did he only live a year
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Aug 24, 2014 20:16
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did anyone say op's mom? it was her op's mom she was the best whale
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Aug 24, 2014 20:17
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this thing better ejaculate a billion hellfire rockets when it surfaces or some rad poo poo
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Orcas aren't whales, you gently caress!
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no baby beluga, voted 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-QN2ckcSRU
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Aug 25, 2014 05:31
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The whale that saved that scuba diver that one time now THAT was a whale
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mookface posted:The whale that saved that scuba diver that one time now THAT was a whale yeah a bitchmade one
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Aug 25, 2014 05:35
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oh no it's a camper with fins, i mean The Godwhale
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Aug 25, 2014 05:39
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the one that sank the essex
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Aug 25, 2014 05:42
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Das Boo posted:You're all wrong. Also came to post this. best whale
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dumb motherfuckers all forgot an essential whale https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1mpdxuHNFw
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