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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Agape
 
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fivethree
Jul 28, 2014
 Noun 1. agape love - selfless love of one person for another without sexual implications (especially love that is spiritual in nature)


what did u fucks think it meant

fivethree fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Aug 24, 2014

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I thought it meant Goatse.

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OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
 what is that man doing to his anus

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Mom with a blog
Jul 15, 2009

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.
gape.jpg
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Roy
Sep 24, 2007

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you irl
Jan 22, 2014
 yeah im pretty disappointed with this thread. i was hoping for something... else. something heartwarming, familiar. an old friend.

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
arape - many goons only hope at sex

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
asnape - killed bumblesnore

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
aplape - yet another dumb gbs meme

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
avape - losers favorite device

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Mega64 posted:

I thought it meant Goatse.

same

im p disappointed

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Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
His mouth was agape with the implication that agape possibly meant buttsecks

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a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
No goatse voted 1

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GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

a creepy colon posted:

No goatse voted 1
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Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
There's an Agape Christian driving school around here

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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Waltzing Along posted:

avape - losers favorite device

agrape my fav soda flavor

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Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


 Agape Ape

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GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
Grape Ape's Agape Rape Tape

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a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
agape grape escape

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you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

Grape Ape's Agape Rape Tape

pretty sure any rape tape taped by grape ape in any shape would make you gape

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SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
I always thought it stood for "aggressive ape"
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Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Waltzing Along posted:

arape - many goons only hope at sex

Waltzing Along posted:

asnape - killed bumblesnore

Waltzing Along posted:

aplape - yet another dumb gbs meme

Waltzing Along posted:

avape - losers favorite device

good poo poo

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Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Mulefisk posted:



wow hosed up that theyd make a doll with a huge gaping anus like that.... :wth:

and htey sell it to kids??

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Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
There is a coffee shop near me called "Agape Coffee". The owner is a fundamentalist Christian, hence the name, but the coffee is amazing.

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