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Hi GBS. I'm going to show you a great way to stay clean. I've been assaulted with people smelling so awful that I can't even breath. And that brings me to you. Shower Taking a shower everyday is vital to your health and social status. Let's take a journey through the steps of how to stay clean and smell good. Step 1: Get a warm to hot shower going. Jump in and let the water consume your body as a pre-rinse. Step 2: Lather some shampoo in your hair. After that, use the rest of the bubbles to clean your ears, face, and neck. Scrub deeply. Step 3: Wash ya dong section. I mean everywhere. Get some good antibiotic body wash and go hog wild on your dick, balls, and taint. Bellybutton too. Step 4: Wash your rear end. Get deep in there. Use all your fingers to probe your nether regions. You should have some hairs on your hand afterwards. Step 5: Wash everywhere else on your body with the same wash. Don't forget any cracks (including your fat disgusting rolls). Step 6: Rinse off. You've done it. You're an adult now. You can go freely into the world without smelling like dead carcass. *Individual results may vary. If you still smell like poo poo, kill you are self.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Also, step 1 should probably be buying one of those grabber sticks to hold your sponge. Don't use a sponge. Use a loofah.
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glowing-fish posted:Real cleanliness comes from having a soul that doesn't turn away from the imperative to follow your true inner light. HTH, OP. Wash every 8 hours of use. If you use it 2 hours a day for 4 days, then wash.
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Aug 24, 2014 22:38
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Waltzing Along posted:You use shampoo to wash your face? Yeah why not
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imandyyo posted:Thanks OP, but what am I supposed to do about my stinky yellow teeth? Brush twice a day with Crust
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