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Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
I just bought some wine gums and i couldn't decide which to eat first so lets make it fun. I'm throwing it over to GBS to tell me which order to eat them in in this interactive choose your own adventure.

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Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010
> all at once

e: do what panniculus said then do what i said

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

put one in each nostril, one in each ear and one in ur butt

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
melt them together and make 1 big gummy.

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Deathface posted:

> all at once

e: do what panniculus said then do what i said

Here goes!

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

dont eat the black one that would be racist

Stormfang1502
Jan 26, 2003

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

Fagmaster posted:

dont eat the black one that would be racist

That's not racist, I'm sure the OP eats lots of black ones.

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
What now?

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
eat less, OP.

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Stormfang1502 posted:

That's not racist, I'm sure the OP eats lots of black ones.

Totes. Black ones are the best (green worst) heres what's left.

Catgirl Al Capone
Dec 15, 2007

eat the broken link you edited out

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
>lick gummies, put back in bag, offer to co-workers.

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Al Borland posted:

>lick gummies, put back in bag, offer to co-workers.

Convenient as my lunch break is now over and done, we are now down by one prelicked bendy orange wine gum gladly accepted by my manager. The rest are in the bag which is now in my left trouser pocket.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

Convenient as my lunch break is now over and done, we are now down by one prelicked bendy orange wine gum gladly accepted by my manager. The rest are in the bag which is now in my left trouser pocket.

j/o

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
>Investigate ghosts in basement offering them gummy worms.

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
ew, british candy

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
Choose your own adventure, you lazy twat.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

butt fun every day

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

why didnt you put the round one in the middle, for symmetry

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

sorry forgot you were british

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

No can do, I'm on the shop floor and this would def get me fired and/or arrested.

Beige
Sep 13, 2004
If you're going to tear the bag open down the vertical axis at least have the civility to curve the tear along the horizontal axis and completely remove the loose flappy piece of plastic.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
>build two towers out of the round ones
>crash into the towers with the crescent shaped ones

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

sorry dude youve been pretty polite to me im sorry about the british thing but you know where im from okay i just have a lot of hangups

im in a bad place right now

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

mentally, physically and geographically

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

lonesomedwarf posted:

im in a bad place right now

i like your AV buddy, calm down :coffeepal:

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

No can do, I'm on the shop floor and this would def get me fired and/or arrested.

do it in front of the queens pic then they cant touch you

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Hogge Wild posted:

do it in front of the queens pic then they cant touch you

Pretty sure that turns it from 2nd degree wankery into high treason. Please lets stay away from suggestions that can see me hanged.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

lonesomedwarf posted:

mentally, physically and geographically

Do you have ebola?

e:

Ahundredbux posted:

i like your AV buddy, calm down :coffeepal:

I like dwarf in general. I wish he wasn't so lonesome.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

Pretty sure that turns it from 2nd degree wankery into high treason. Please lets stay away from suggestions that can see me hanged.

hang yourself

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
Come on guys youre killing me here its been two hours since anyone allowed me to eat a sweetie!

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
>donate the candies to starving african children or something

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

dissolve the remaining candies in a cup of boiling water and drink it

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Panniculus Rift posted:

dissolve the remaining candies in a cup of boiling water and drink it

What an interesting plan! I'll get back to you with the results shortly.

Beige
Sep 13, 2004

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

Come on guys youre killing me here its been two hours since anyone allowed me to eat a sweetie!

I'm choosing my own adventure right here, mate.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Beige posted:

I'm choosing my own adventure right here, mate.



holky poo poo look at them fancy gums!! Each one crazier than the last!

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Beige posted:

I'm choosing my own adventure right here, mate.



loving hell this is like candyception i love it! Eat the egg, obviously.

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
dont eat so much candy fatty

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Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
eat a loving salad

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