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He is loving terrible and he plays outside for hours like 4 times a week. I just moved to the PNW and this barbaric area of the United States doesn't seem to have A/C so my windows are constantly open during this scorching hot summer(it got up to 82 today!). Yesterday I woke up hungover and, in a particularly grumpy mood, went up to my window and slammed it loudly. Then I opened it and slammed it again. He shouted, "gently caress you too!" from wherever his unit even is so he must know he sucks(I can't see the lower balconies from my balcony so I'm not exactly sure where he is). I want to kill him but I'm pretty sure I'm not clever enough to hide the body successfully. What should I do?
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pick up a worse instrument and suck at it even harder, you need to win this arms race
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Aug 26, 2014 03:02
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Capitalist approach:^^^^ Socialist approach: Your neighbor has to learn. Be a bro or gal and buy him some guitar lessons. Fascist approach: Kill him. Cannibalism approach: VVVVVV Chris Awful fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Aug 26, 2014 |
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Aug 26, 2014 03:03
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kill him and eat him
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Aug 26, 2014 03:04
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play buckcherry - everything at full volume while sobbing loudly every day for upwards of 5 hours.
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Aug 26, 2014 03:06
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buy an ac unit you poor
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Aug 26, 2014 03:06
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their all over craigslist for like 20 dollars
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Aug 26, 2014 03:06
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My neighbor's son sucks at the tuba and he makes the kid practice outside so it could be worse, OP.
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Aug 26, 2014 03:07
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Window-mounted AC units aren't worth the time to install them from my experienceTrixie Hardcore posted:My neighbor's son sucks at the tuba and he makes the kid practice outside so it could be worse, OP. Yes I could be you but instead God is merciful how does that solve my problem
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Aug 26, 2014 03:07
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Chris Awful posted:Capitalist approach:^^^^ OP approach: passive aggressively act out until you finally confront him and yet somehow end up sucking the dude's dick
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Aug 26, 2014 03:08
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Trixie Hardcore posted:My neighbor's son sucks at the tuba and he makes the kid practice outside so it could be worse, OP. stumble up to the kid and vomit in his tuba.
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Aug 26, 2014 03:09
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Get good at guitar and challenge him to a guitar duel. Loser dies.
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Aug 26, 2014 03:09
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Fisticuffs posted:Window-mounted AC units aren't worth the time to install them from my experience. dawg I got one pumpin out frosty oxygen flakes in my room right now. It's like 9 degrees colder in my room than outside. It's been a really cool summer too I don't really even need it but gently caress the earth and everything let's ruin this poo poo hole.
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Aug 26, 2014 03:09
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How many times a day does he play Stairway to Heaven?
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Aug 26, 2014 03:09
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buy a drum set and constantly play it off his rhythm
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Aug 26, 2014 03:10
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Fisticuffs posted:What should I do? i mean, what could we tell you that you aren't already trying? basically just keep opening and closing your window, duder, eventually he'll get the picture and stop or you'll die old and alone still in the same apartment with no AC, your body rapidly decaying in the humid heat until you're a staining puddle on the floor that no one wants to get saddled with cleaning up
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Aug 26, 2014 03:11
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Buy a calliope and rain down evil circus music at 3am.
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Aug 26, 2014 03:12
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TOILETLORD posted:stumble up to the kid and vomit in his tuba. My mom made me practice the violin when I was a kid so I empathize with him too much to punish him with vomiting. Also, maybe he will someday be a world famous tubist if he keeps it up.
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Aug 26, 2014 03:12
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Broenheim posted:Get good at guitar and challenge him to a guitar duel. Loser dies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaAkWy55V3A You have to kill him with music.
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Aug 26, 2014 03:12
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Nuy a amp with vaccum tubes, and fix the circuit so what ever plugs into t sounds like a screeching cat.
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Aug 26, 2014 03:13
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V_hCqO6UQs
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Aug 26, 2014 03:13
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When I first moved into my house I noticed that my neighbor on the left had his garage set up with a drum kit, some amps, and some mic stands. A couple weeks later I heard his band covering some Wallflowers song. He's not my cool neighbor.
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Aug 26, 2014 03:14
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The only solution.
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Aug 26, 2014 03:15
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smear some poo poo inside his guitar so it smells and he doesnt realize it for a couplke of days and cant understand why his hands stink of poo poo after playing guitar
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Aug 26, 2014 03:15
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Fisticuffs posted:during this scorching hot summer(it got up to 82 today!). oh it's so scorching hot out in this hoodie weather. oh. boo hoo.
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Aug 26, 2014 03:18
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kiss him
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Aug 26, 2014 03:18
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Funnypost Collabo posted:oh it's so scorching hot out in this hoodie weather. oh. boo hoo. yeah didn't really have a summer here this year. Hottest it got was like 95ish and it was only for two days. stop being a beeyatch OP
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Aug 26, 2014 03:19
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everybody has to start somewhere, and at least he has a hobby.
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Aug 26, 2014 03:19
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sounds pretty tough posted:yeah didn't really have a summer here this year. Hottest it got was like 95ish and it was only for two days. It's weird because I am from Indiana where it gets to the mid 90s and 100% humidity every single summer but I have been out here for about six weeks now and I feel really acclimated to the weather in a bad way. I would've praised Jesus if it was 82 w/ 50% humidity in Indianapolis in June, but here it feels hot. But why not somewhere inside of his apartment, a noise retardant room, or a volcano?
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Aug 26, 2014 03:22
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I am just learning that there are a bunch of badass volcanoes out here, he would probably enjoy it
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Aug 26, 2014 03:23
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buy a bass and start a band
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Aug 26, 2014 03:28
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Some gently caress played a bagpipe in my complex for a few months before I assume someone finally snapped and jammed it up his rear end. Those shrill snakey tones are the worst possible noise. What I'm saying is get a bagpipe.
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Aug 26, 2014 03:29
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I am still new to Seattle but I feel like that may backfire. This seems like a hipster rear end town, girls wear overalls here.
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Fisticuffs posted:I am still new to Seattle but I feel like that may backfire. This seems like a hipster rear end town, girls wear overalls here. the gently caress is up with that man. i hope that takes a long rear end time to come eastward because i'm enjoying leggings just too drat much right now.
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Aug 26, 2014 03:50
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I once met a man who played the guitar well and his hands were shot up in a drug deal gone bad. still plays to this day.
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Aug 26, 2014 03:51
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get a saxophone or violin, nothing is worse than someone bad at those two instruments.
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Aug 26, 2014 03:51
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Synonamess Botch posted:the gently caress is up with that man. i hope that takes a long rear end time to come eastward because i'm enjoying leggings just too drat much right now. get ready for the mom jeans theyre coming
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Aug 26, 2014 03:52
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Design Spots posted:I once met a man who played the guitar well and his hands were shot up in a drug deal gone bad. dr. john only plays piano now
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Fisticuffs posted:girls wear overalls here. There is a real upside to this. think about it
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>82 >scorching hot Lol northerners
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