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This thread isn't funny so if you want to laugh press alt f4 I was sitting in my car eating a spicy chicken sandwich deluxe and was contemplating getting a dash cam. For some reason I went into a weird waking daydream where I saw a little car get backed into in the parking lot (I actually did just see this happen recently so I guess there is some reason for that). There was a girl and her boyfriend in the little car and the truck had a middle aged man. The middle aged dude got out and was screaming and all pissed off. I was like uh oh, chill dude. Of course this was all on my dash cam which I guess is what kicked this off. Suddenly the middle aged guy just socks the girl in the face and the dude runs over but he pretty much kicks his rear end too. He then gets in the truck and drives off while I drive up and I'm like "jesus are you ok?" then "want me to get that guy's plates?". They do so I call 911 on my bluetooth car phone thing and I thought he might have been long gone but he was stuck in traffic. I was on the phone with the police explaining what happened and giving the plate number when I see the guy start raging in his pickup like slamming the steering wheel. I tell the operator I'm not going to follow him because he's going nuts and suddenly the little sliding rear window opens and he loving lights me up with a machine gun. All the glass flying everywhere and I feel hurt, I reach down and Whip out A Glock and shoot the guy in the face. But I'm sitting there dying and bleeding to death and the 911 operator is demanding to know what happened and I tried to think of everything I could possibly say to her before I died. It ended up only being like "this is my mom and dad's names, please tell them I love them" then I died Irl I felt momentarily sad, then realized I wasn't even asleep and I just finished my sandwich. I lolled and drove back to work and posted this story here. thoughts?
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are you the same as classic ignoraints?
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Aug 26, 2014 20:26
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yeah man whats good , i banned my last account on accident and I had no idea what my email was . second fuckin time now
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Aug 26, 2014 20:28
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i know that feel
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Aug 26, 2014 20:29
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I usually daydream and sexing hot chicks, op. You should do that instead
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Aug 26, 2014 20:29
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There was no mention of cucking in the OP. I was lied to.
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Aug 26, 2014 20:29
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pls keep me posted
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Aug 26, 2014 20:29
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welp guess im gonna shitpost and then press alt f4. bad thread voted 1 laterz
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Aug 26, 2014 20:29
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Drink Cheerwine posted:pls keep me posted
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Aug 26, 2014 20:30
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the universe had a hiccup and the OP briefly saw an alternate timeline
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Aug 26, 2014 20:34
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Yaldabaoth posted:the universe had a hiccup and the OP briefly saw an alternate timeline oh its like the One no wonder. when I got to work I like opened the door a little harder than usual but it felt effortless
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Aug 26, 2014 20:42
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eat a dik fil a op
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Aug 26, 2014 20:43
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1gnoirents posted:oh its like the One no wonder. when I got to work I like opened the door a little harder than usual but it felt effortless wait, so the One also contains elements of Highlander??? it's in my netflix list, just wondering
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Aug 26, 2014 21:05
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yeah, evil jet li breaks out of the al gore is president dimension and kills all of his alternate selves because it gives him superpowers
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Aug 26, 2014 21:13
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BeefThief posted:eat a dik fil a op
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Aug 26, 2014 21:15
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BeefThief posted:eat a dik fil a op
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Aug 26, 2014 21:20
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Claven666 posted:wait, so the One also contains elements of Highlander??? it's in my netflix list, just wondering its one of the very, very few movies I enjoy watching where I simultaneously realize its objectively terrible in pretty much all important ways I'M NOBODYS BITCH. YOU ARE MINE 
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Aug 26, 2014 21:20
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BeefThief posted:eat a dik fil a op
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Aug 26, 2014 21:24
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It was a memory from one of the gays they chop up into their sandwich meats.
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Aug 26, 2014 21:28
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thats not a daydream tats a flashback you are dave "chick fil a" bourne, 2nd cousin to jason bourne. your memory has been erased and u were given a new life because he was ashamed of how dumb and gay and not bad rear end you are
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Aug 26, 2014 21:35
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1gnoirents posted:its one of the very, very few movies I enjoy watching where I simultaneously realize its objectively terrible in pretty much all important ways *slams u w/ a motorcycle*
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Aug 26, 2014 21:35
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uh thats really weird op are you sure you aren't gay
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Aug 26, 2014 21:37
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Drunk & Ugly posted:thats not a daydream tats a flashback whats up with the scar on my thigh shaped like a dick, should i cut it open
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Aug 26, 2014 21:38
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Hope you enjoyed your fag bashing sammich, dickhole.
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Aug 26, 2014 21:42
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1gnoirents posted:whats up with the scar on my thigh shaped like a dick, should i cut it open inside is a tattoo of another ,smaller penis
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Aug 26, 2014 21:43
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i usually only go through hallucinations when eating at Denny's, and then usually only incidentally. what did they put in your sandwich? was it the pickles?
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Aug 26, 2014 21:52
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Tweet Me Balls posted:i usually only go through hallucinations when eating at Denny's, and then usually only incidentally. what did they put in your sandwich? was it the pickles? I dont know it was deluxe so it was full featured
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Aug 26, 2014 21:58
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1gnoirents posted:This thread isn't funny so if you want to laugh press alt f4 None of your copy and paste threads are funny e: why do you have 30 posts a day, can you stop spamming
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Aug 26, 2014 21:59
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Your Rain posted:None of your copy and paste threads are funny they aren't meant to be, they are meant to make the other funny threads seem funnier dumbass  the best part is I pretty much only post when im working also I dont copy paste bitch that was actually insulting
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Aug 26, 2014 22:02
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1gnoirents posted:This thread isn't funny so if you want to laugh press alt f4
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Aug 26, 2014 22:06
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Why are you eating in your car like a hobo when you could be dining while comfortably seated at a Chik-Fil-A table?
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