Little Caesar's

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Suicide Sam E.: Jun 30, 2013; by XyloJW

Their new pizza is an abomination. But I ate it anyways.

I don't see it on their official site. But it's a pizza with pretzel crust. Sounds good! I mean, no, there isn't a pizza around where someone has said it needs more sodium. But whatevs. And then you replace the tomato sauce with cheez whiz.

Yes. The maniacs did it.

# ? Aug 28, 2014 01:14

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how is it like to be morbidly obese

# ? Aug 28, 2014 01:15

GOOCHY: Sep 17, 2003; In an interstellar burst I'm back to save the universe!

There is no way you're not 250 lbs., OP.

# ? Aug 28, 2014 01:17

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GOOCHY posted:

There is no way you're not 250 lbs., OP.

there's 2280 calories in a hot n ready pizza lol!

# ? Aug 28, 2014 01:22

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

Xaris posted:

there's 2280 calories in a hot n ready pizza lol!

you eat a whole pizza lol

# ? Aug 28, 2014 01:25

Prettz: Sep 3, 2002

Daedra posted:

you eat a whole pizza lol

you don't?

# ? Aug 28, 2014 01:27

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lots of fatties itt

# ? Aug 28, 2014 01:29

No. 6: Jun 30, 2002

GOOCHY posted:

There is no way you're not 250 lbs., OP.

Of course there is a big chance.

He's gotta be like 350+

# ? Aug 28, 2014 01:30

porkchop_express: May 27, 2004

i like little caesars.

i wash myself with a rag on a stick

fatties lol

# ? Aug 28, 2014 01:30

Giraffe: Dec 12, 2005; Soiled Meat

That's disgusting. You are disgusting, OP.

# ? Aug 28, 2014 01:31

Afro Doug: Aug 10, 2007

the anceint romans put lead in their pizza fyi

# ? Aug 28, 2014 01:31

Strategic Tea: Sep 1, 2012

hail caesar

# ? Aug 28, 2014 01:32

porkchop_express: May 27, 2004

Afro Doug posted:

the anceint romans put lead in their pizza fyi

the original gangsta

# ? Aug 28, 2014 01:32

No. 6: Jun 30, 2002

Afro Doug posted:

the anceint romans put lead in their pizza fyi

Wouldn't doubt it. Tards put it in their wine.

# ? Aug 28, 2014 01:32

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

lol more like little seizure's right

# ? Aug 28, 2014 01:35

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

op that pizza sounds gross

# ? Aug 28, 2014 01:36

Big Bowie Bonanza: Dec 30, 2007; please tell me where i can date this cute boy

when i was gaining a lot of weight i would eat entire little caesars pizzas by myself

god that is disgusting

i couldnt finish an entire small burrito today

# ? Aug 28, 2014 01:37

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What's it like to weigh 400 lbs?

This thread is now 'ask the op about being morbidly obese'

# ? Aug 28, 2014 05:53

BigBoss: Jan 26, 2012; by Lowtax

I'm a big fan of pizza margarita. It's the kind with salt around the edge of the crust.

# ? Aug 28, 2014 05:59

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

A lovely pizza for only five bucks? Most chains charge two to three times that much for bad pizza.

# ? Aug 28, 2014 06:00

Stormfang1502: Jan 26, 2003; The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

Xaris posted:

there's 2280 calories in a hot n ready pizza lol!

"Little" Caesars indeed.

# ? Aug 28, 2014 06:01

ghlbtsk: Apr 19, 2005; these bath mats
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lmao at ANYONE who has eaten Little Caesar's pizza more than once

# ? Aug 28, 2014 06:04

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ghlbtsk posted:

lmao at ANYONE who has eaten Little Caesar's pizza more than once

Look when you need a cheap pizza right now and it's the closest place there is, you take what you can get.

# ? Aug 28, 2014 06:06

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

only people i ever saw get that pizza was poor people and idiot middle school/high school kids that wanted something cheap or were high

# ? Aug 28, 2014 06:08

Space Jam: Jul 22, 2008

ate there once

never loving returned

# ? Aug 28, 2014 06:09

flerp: Feb 25, 2014

Their pizza is pretty bad. It is the only chain that I actively dislike. Everything else I hear poo poo about but I'm all :shrug:

. But gently caress little caesar's

# ? Aug 28, 2014 06:13

Space Jam: Jul 22, 2008

even looking at a little caesar's in a kmart makes me want to poo poo my pants

# ? Aug 28, 2014 06:14

Giraffe: Dec 12, 2005; Soiled Meat

Xaris posted:

there's 2280 calories in a hot n ready pizza lol!

Ah, then this must be their new diet offering. Only 2240 calories in the pretzel pizza! (Along with 4640 mg of sodium. Holy gently caress, OP.)

Goddamn are you gross, OP. loving hell.

# ? Aug 28, 2014 06:14

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

the only reason to go to little caesars is if you are in the circle of hell where the only other choice is cicis

# ? Aug 28, 2014 06:30

Risky: May 18, 2003

You didn't eat pizza you ate some hot garbage

# ? Aug 28, 2014 06:32

Tiler Kiwi: Feb 26, 2011

when i think of caesar, i think of idiot manlets with tourettes

# ? Aug 28, 2014 06:39

Queering Wheel: Jun 18, 2011

Did Caesar actually invent that pizza chain?

# ? Aug 28, 2014 06:40

iSheep: Feb 5, 2006; by R. Guyovich

MrSmokes posted:

Did Caesar actually invent that pizza chain?

et tu papa johns

# ? Aug 28, 2014 06:40

Wilkins Micawber: Jan 27, 2005; as we leave this existence
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this pizza isnt out until the first of the month. Tell us the ways of the Secrets of the test kitchen *sits down, takes notes, gives self a quiet handjob while rimming a stack of pizzas*

# ? Aug 28, 2014 06:42

Tiler Kiwi: Feb 26, 2011

caesar won the support of the plebeians with his great deals on lovely pizza

# ? Aug 28, 2014 06:43

Dewgy: Nov 10, 2005; ~🚚special delivery~📦

little caesar's sucks but its five bucks

i still like papa johns even though their ceo is a dick, thin crust is basically pizza on a big ritz cracker

# ? Aug 28, 2014 06:43

Wilkins Micawber: Jan 27, 2005; as we leave this existence
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i'm hot and ready for another shread about pizzas

# ? Aug 28, 2014 06:45

insulated staircase: Aug 21, 2014

well what the gently caress did you expect for 5 dollars?

# ? Aug 28, 2014 06:48

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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yea they had just started the $5 thing when I was in college and it was really popular. often a lot of the beer pong parties i went to inevitably had like 10 stacks of pizza. i admit to going on a little caesar escapade with some friends once while stoned as poo poo and it still tasted like cardboard even while stoned

apathypuff posted:

i'm hot and ready for another shread about pizzas

pineapples, good or bad??

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Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

ave, true to caesar
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# ? Aug 28, 2014 06:53

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