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The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
today I was thinking about the movie timeline. the only thing I really remember about it is that for the end I really needed to pee, but I didn't want to get up because it was so exciting. I was probably like fifteen maybe? I had poor taste back then though so I'm assuming it was a bad movie because I don't remember any of it, as i mentioned.

the book timeline was pretty sweet though, it had lots of beheadings and sweet jousting scenes. a guy hosed a peasant and they made fire out of sulfur and poo poo. at the end a dude got quantam leaped into a pile of plague ridden corpses.

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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
starship troopers

HeyCrapOnThis
Jul 3, 2002

The Hissing Butt posted:

starship troopers

Oh no you said a true thing and are going to get a bunch of horrible people telling you how it's a brilliant sattire

John Dyne
Jul 3, 2005

Well, fuck. Really?
anything by stephen king except maybe the shining

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
Dune. The book quasi-owned, at best, unless you're a spacedrug enthusiast. But the movie is bad enough to swing the differential.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
What movies were good when the books were bad? Seems like there are less but idk

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Broenheim posted:

What movies were good when the books were bad? Seems like there are less but idk

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3661020

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
revenge of the sith was a p cool book actually

Korthal
May 26, 2011

The Hissing Butt posted:

starship troopers

fartshit poopers

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Weekend at Bernies II sucks, but the novel it is based on, "Wuthering Heights", is bitchin'.

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

The Hissing Butt posted:

starship troopers

eh the book got pretty lame in parts

like the crippled bet rambling about how psychology isnt real and public whippings and capital punishment are the ways to go

or the "and they all lived fought an eternal war of absolute destruction happily ever after" ending

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

The Hissing Butt posted:

starship troopers

decent movie poo poo book

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

Broenheim posted:

What movies were good when the books were bad?
starship troopers

tap my mountain
Jan 1, 2009

I'm the quick and the deadly
The Shining, if only because stephen king hates the movie.

cis white male
Jul 5, 2014

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Lord of the rings fight club the fault in our stars extremely loud nd incredibly close batman the dark night rises Watchmen k-pax the leftovers Robinson crueso flowers in the attic Ju-on the Bourne ultimatum die another day the sum of all fears cloud atlas drive silver linings playbook

gas thread, ban op

Modus Operandi
Oct 5, 2010
harry potter. i consider the books to be british kiddie shite but the films are alright.


shawshank redemption. Film is pretty close to the book but the short story had all sorts of stephen king'isms plus morgan freeman was a positive change.

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011
The Black Dahlia wasn't very good.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Broseph Brostar posted:

The Shining, if only because stephen king hates the movie.

The Shining miniseries is way better than Kubrick's internal butthurt struggles. Steven Webber with a croquet mallet is incredibly compelling.

I'm conflicted about Starship Troopers. For a Paul Verhoeven flick it is really good. The book was a better story though.

I'd have to go with Cujo myself. The actors were laughable, some of the scenes are just so much funnier than they should be, and the sound score. :laffo: That or that poo poo ROMEO+JULIET movie. Dear gently caress. That movie was terrible through and through.


Good books + good movie
Phantoms
Christine
Delores Claiborne

Bad book + good movie
The Great Gatsby

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

All of them

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



starship troopers was an awesome book but the movie is good if you don't like rambling insane right-wing spiels interspersed with your hard science fiction

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

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SHOTGUN REGULAR posted:

today I was thinking about the movie timeline. the only thing I really remember about it is that for the end I really needed to pee, but I didn't want to get up because it was so exciting. I was probably like fifteen maybe? I had poor taste back then though so I'm assuming it was a bad movie because I don't remember any of it, as i mentioned.

the book timeline was pretty sweet though, it had lots of beheadings and sweet jousting scenes. a guy hosed a peasant and they made fire out of sulfur and poo poo. at the end a dude got quantam leaped into a pile of plague ridden corpses.

:hfive: fellow Timeline reader. I read that when I was a teen and thought it was pretty sweet but holy god the movie sucked rear end. I dunno if the book would suck if i tried to read it today though


Anyways, I would say Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy was a good book but lovely movie.

also:
- Narnia
- The Golden Compass

Maybe the Bourne movies as well, but it's hard to say since it's been awhile since I read the books.

Xaris fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Aug 28, 2014

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
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MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
every movie ever made hur hurr

Captn Kurp
Oct 21, 2013

:bravo2:
I really enjoyed "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" but "Blade Runner" wasn't as good as the book, I don't know if I'd say the movie sucked though.

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


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Sideways. Man that is a great book.

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
I Am Legend is a pretty legit horror novel whereas the movie is hot garbage

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

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Xaris posted:

Anyways, I would say Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy was a good book but lovely movie.

SteveVizsla
Mar 19, 2009

Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?
Legend of Bagger Vance.

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading
Has there been an adaptation of Frankenstein that actually followed the book ok? I got around to reading that this year and it was actually pretty good and seemed like it would translate to the screen easily

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Broenheim posted:

What movies were good when the books were bad? Seems like there are less but idk

game of thrones. lord of the rings.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 8 days!)

^^The Game of Thrones show doesn't have catelyn complaining about how cold the north is for 40 pages so wrong.

The Hissing Butt posted:

starship troopers

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Dec 29, 2006

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Jun 14, 2008

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Heart of Darkness.

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Oct 12, 2013

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new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
I like the LOTR movies, cartoons, and books in that order. Tolkien drags on and on in areas when he doesn't need to and his poems and songs are insufferable garbage. I'm 35 so I read the books first and re-read them as an adult. Elves singing will never be anything but prissy and boring.

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Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Debbie fucks Dallas

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

black hawk down was a good war porn book


the movie was mediocre

Stormfang1502
Jan 26, 2003

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
Forest Gump

Seriously, its like Winston Groom woke up one morning and thought "Hey, I want to make a non-science fiction version of Hitchhikers Guide." So much good poo poo was missing from the movie, like being a pro-wrestler named "The Dunce" and being an astronaut crash landing on an island of cannibals in the Pacific Rim. And being a hard-core pot head for awhile. If you haven't read it I highly suggest it.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

the zaphod character was such a letdown. not how i would have done him at all.

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Oct 29, 2004


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Tuxedo Gin posted:

black hawk down was a good war porn book


the movie was mediocre

wasn't that movie basically the blair witch version of a war movie?

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