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two forty posted:Another cool thing you can do is own a car and a bicycle at the same time! Sometimes, when I lived in the city, I would ride my bike when I felt like it, and drive my car on other occasions! You can even get really crazy and use your car to take your bicycle to new and exciting places! Yeah! you're lying
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two forty posted:Another cool thing you can do is own a car and a bicycle at the same time! Sometimes, when I lived in the city, I would ride my bike when I felt like it, and drive my car on other occasions! You can even get really crazy and use your car to take your bicycle to new and exciting places! Yeah!
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Aug 29, 2014 05:18
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I have a trek bike that is a road bike like in the op- large skinny tires and good gearing, only with straight handlebars like a mountain bike. It's great I can sit upright and look over cars or crouch and go fast, good bike choice also my penis is nine inches long this is unrelated to bikes
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Aug 29, 2014 05:40
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bikes are hard!!
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Aug 29, 2014 05:40
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 I also have one of these which turns your bike into an exercise bike, which is surprisingly intense workout and I sweat all over my kitchen, good cardio also as previously stated my penis is nine inches long, that is the length d two iPhone 4s's lengthwise for a penis visual, I like pretty girls
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Aug 29, 2014 05:44
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is your profession bike mechanic naem
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Aug 29, 2014 05:45
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gently caress anybody who thinks bikes shouldn't be allowed on the road.
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Aug 29, 2014 05:47
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Ultramega posted:gently caress anybody who thinks bikes shouldn't be allowed on the road. take out all street parking, turn it into bike lanes. go loving park in a garage, drivers get all pissy if the city even dares take out one street parking spot to put a bus stop or parklet in
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Aug 29, 2014 05:51
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Ultramega posted:gently caress anybody who thinks bikes shouldn't be allowed on the road. Bikes or footpaths, take your pick. They should put retractable spikes at traffic lights that blow your tires and make you face plant when you blow though a red like a fuckwit. Xaris posted:take out all street parking, turn it into bike lanes. go loving park in a garage, drivers get all pissy if the city even dares take out one street parking spot to put a bus stop or parklet in That's because it's socialism, if poor people want to get around they should get a job and buy a loving car. nobody cares you smelly oval office. theperminator fucked around with this message at 05:54 on Aug 29, 2014 |
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Aug 29, 2014 05:51
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naem posted:
there goes my totally awesome idea for an invention i came up with when i was 12
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Aug 29, 2014 05:54
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lol its regulary over a hundred degrees here. id rather raise the power on my car AC
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Aug 29, 2014 05:56
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I like my seat high so I can suck it off and stick it in my rear end-hole. Hah ha.
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Aug 29, 2014 05:57
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people who ride bikes in america are retarded and are actively putting people in danger. america's urban planning wasn't developed for bikes and i have no idea why people try to make it work.
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Aug 29, 2014 05:58
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 hey OP gently caress off
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Aug 29, 2014 05:58
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just ran a couple errands on my bike this afternoon actually
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Aug 29, 2014 06:03
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must've pedalled pretty hard to travel back in time to 2012
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Aug 29, 2014 06:04
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bussssteddd
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Aug 29, 2014 06:05
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im gay posted:people who ride bikes in america are retarded and are actively putting people in danger. america's urban planning wasn't developed for bikes and i have no idea why people try to make it work.
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Aug 29, 2014 06:06
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While bike riding today I literally ran over 3 grannies and caused 4 pile ups. I'm a menace 2 society
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Aug 29, 2014 06:11
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Seats too low, you say? Keep talkin poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro4yhp9L6Ok
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Aug 29, 2014 07:59
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lol yeah op, i'm gonna take advice from some guy on a bike that doesn't even move!
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Aug 29, 2014 08:16
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I have stubby legs OP
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Aug 29, 2014 08:27
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ramp that fucker over the grand canyon loving sweet
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Aug 29, 2014 18:20
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I bike 4 times a day, OP. I've got my seat height figured out, thanx.
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Aug 30, 2014 02:16
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as a kid, the seat on my bmx bike was merely for show. i stayed off the seat and used it to catch my balls and rear end when I took jumps that were a bit too high. as an adult, bikes are gay unless you're riding along with kids and that usually means you don't take it seriously. Or you're one of those pro bmxers or downhill mountain bikers
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genghis.khan posted:get a car you retard
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Aug 30, 2014 02:46
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I rode my bicycle again today and sweated and changed my tshirt after I sweated,
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Aug 30, 2014 02:55
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theperminator posted:Bikes or footpaths, take your pick. People talk about this but I very rarely see cyclists blowing through red lights. stop signs yes, jumping before it's actually green yes, maybe the occasional blowing through a dead intersection, but I've only seen two people blow through a red at an active intersection. they both almost died which was disappointing cause i was hoping they would actually die. that's my story. peace.
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Aug 30, 2014 03:24
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i like to laugh at the angry cyclist type yt vids https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuckh_tfG_g
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Aug 30, 2014 03:37
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Business Octopus posted:People talk about this but I very rarely see cyclists blowing through red lights. stop signs yes, jumping before it's actually green yes, maybe the occasional blowing through a dead intersection, but I've only seen two people blow through a red at an active intersection. they both almost died which was disappointing cause i was hoping they would actually die. that's my story. peace. yeah its true when im in my car if i dont see anyone coming its ok to just run the red light
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Aug 30, 2014 03:57
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Negative Entropy posted:Bikes come in real handy when you live in a city with lots of traffic. Get to places faster and cheaper. yeah i love showing up everywhere sweaty and alone with a big theft target chained to my leg. oh hey buddy, yeah lets' get lunch. oh ok how about i just walk my bike while you also walk or else maybe you take the subway then wait 20 minutes as i struggle through traffic. remember i cant answer the phone or anything so just sit there and wait.
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Aug 30, 2014 03:59
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Cream_Filling posted:yeah its true when im in my car if i dont see anyone coming its ok to just run the red light this but unironically. gently caress if i'm going to wait for that one traffic light that takes forever to change when it's 1am and no one's around. even worse on my bike or motorcycle cause the light isn't triggered b/c i'm not fat enough.
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Aug 30, 2014 04:10
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allow me to show you the ways of my people 
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they're fuckheads because abboott not bikes but that's incidental
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Cream_Filling posted:yeah i love showing up everywhere sweaty and alone with a big theft target chained to my leg. and the bus takes 20-30 minutes (I don't live downtown and the infrastructure sucks). Why wouldn't I be able to answer my phone? I can't stop for 2 seconds? Why would I be struggling in traffic when there's a sidewalk? Why would my bike be chained to me when I can lock it anywhere? 3/10 I expected better posting from you
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LifeSizePotato posted:just ran a couple errands on my bike this afternoon actually portland should get quarantined to its own thread
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Aug 30, 2014 06:48
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"*hufff* bikes are gay and *wheeeeze* they are always in the way *cough* so lame ill stick to *wheeeeze* driving" lol goons
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you irl posted:"*hufff* bikes are gay and *wheeeeze* they are always in the way *cough* so lame ill stick to *wheeeeze* driving" Psa: If you're riding a bike in anything nicer than workout clothes everyone who sees you assumes you've gotten a DWI. This is also true if you have a basket on your bike or if you're wearing a backpack.
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