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assholes - it's cliche, but it gets the point across. it implies selfish, boorish, inconsiderate, or generally unpleasant people
a bag - wouldn't a jar make more sense for something that's pickled? yes, but "a bag" rolls off the tongue better. plus it does a better job of conveying the idea that it's filled with a large quantity of things, and given that the contents are pickled assholes we add a layer of grossness to the metaphor. this bag is almost inevitably leaking rear end in a top hat pickle juice all over the place. if it's made of plastic it's probably sprung a leak somewhere and if it's made of anything else that pickly goodness is just soaking through and the bag is probably going to fall apart any second
pickled - a multi-layered adjective. it implies sourness and age. it also drives home the impression that the assholes are intended to be a food product, upping the grossness factor
of - an important preposition without which the entire phrase would fall flat
help spread the word. "a bag of pickled assholes." it's the next big thing.
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you could go with a jar because its very uncommon and would make it stand out more in a conversation
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its a very effective to say something normal sound and then changing out something with an outlandish sounding phrase that doesnt even have to make sense
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could u giv an example of a conversation where u would use this metaphor im having a hard time understanding the context
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Yeah? Well, I don't think so, op.
please do not disagree with the op in byob. this is the chill forum.
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I like this jett but pls give some usage examples
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I like this jett but pls give some usage examples
"It smells like a bag of pickled assholes in here."
"Please stop behaving like a bag of pickled assholes."
"I could really go for a bag of pickled assholes right now."
"Igor, help with the bags of pickled assholes." "Soitenly. You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the toiben."
etc.
really the sky's the limit
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Aug 29, 2014 15:57
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"Igor, help with the bags of pickled assholes." "Soitenly. You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the toiben."
lol
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Aug 29, 2014 16:14
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Louis CK did 9/11
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bumpin like a bag of pickled assholes bumps you in the arm and leaves a thin layer of slime and you don't feel clean for the rest of the day no matter how much you wash it
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Aug 29, 2014 19:22
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bumpin like a bag of pickled assholes bumps you in the arm and leaves a thin layer of slime and you don't feel clean for the rest of the day no matter how much you wash it
tbh the pickling process seems like it should make the assholes relatively sanitary
feel like maybe a bag of finely aged assholes would be nastier
or even a bag of fresh, piping hot assholes
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Aug 29, 2014 19:28
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tbh the pickling process seems like it should make the assholes relatively sanitary
feel like maybe a bag of finely aged assholes would be nastier
or even a bag of fresh, piping hot assholes
there's a strong enough stigma tho, think of how most people (americans at least) react to pickled pig's feet, or i guess just about anything pickled that isn't a cucumber
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Aug 29, 2014 19:30
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there's a strong enough stigma tho, think of how most people (americans at least) react to pickled pig's feet, or i guess just about anything pickled that isn't a cucumber
I dunno man I'm an American AND a patriot and I love all pickles
Except pickled beets they taste like sour dirt
e: also I think pickled assholes would be impossible to tell apart from pickled squid
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Aug 29, 2014 19:33
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the committee acknowledges wd-40's concerns but we're sticking with pickled
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Aug 29, 2014 19:34
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how bout tickled
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that would be a good positive counterpart to the original
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Aug 29, 2014 19:50
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the committee acknowledges wd-40's concerns but we're sticking with pickled
I thank the committee for acknowledging my concerns and will now throw my support behind
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Aug 29, 2014 19:50
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BYOB 8.2: A bag of tickled assholes
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^^^ reminder, this guy thinks fart gently caress hell is unpleasant but that he, jett, isnt to the point that fart gently caress hell causes an actual problem here for vaguely disrupting the concentration it requires him to come up with this stuff he posts
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^^^ reminder, this guy thinks fart gently caress hell is unpleasant but that he, jett, isnt to the point that fart gently caress hell causes an actual problem here for vaguely disrupting the concentration it requires him to come up with this stuff he posts
that sentence started out coherent but you lost me after the third comma
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Aug 29, 2014 20:19
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of - an important preposition without which the entire phrase would fall flat
a bag pickled rear end in a top hat conjurs images of an rear end in a top hat pickled by way of a bag just fine, much like barrel aged whiskey or sun dried tomatoes
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Aug 29, 2014 20:45
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that sentence started out coherent but you lost me after the third comma
it's grammatically correct
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a bag pickled rear end in a top hat conjurs images of an rear end in a top hat pickled by way of a bag just fine, much like barrel aged whiskey or sun dried tomatoes
Whiskey aged of barrel.
Tomatoes dried of sun.
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Whiskey aged of barrel.
Tomatoes dried of sun.
yes
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Whiskey aged of barrel.
Tomatoes dried of sun.
chinese restaurant menus am i right
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I'm in agreement, but I also like saying "a can of smashed assholes" because of the alliterative qualities the phrase offers.
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Aug 29, 2014 21:46
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get your government regulation out of my metaphors you pickle filled assholes
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I'll tickle my sour pickle on your rear end in a top hat
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e: also I think pickled assholes would be impossible to tell apart from pickled squid
It's true, most "calamari" in the us is actually sliced pig rectum
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yheah its really funny. it reminds me of my favorite Angry Video Game nerd put-downjs of games such as "the biggest diarrhea poo poo of a FUCKER" and "A lump of loving dog turd"
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hey... you chocolated-coated crate of gently caress. its time to go home!
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Aug 30, 2014 15:58
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Minty-fresh failtard in a goddamn assbus
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Yeah. thats really loving interesting you PussyFlange
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im glad someone is finally bringingback the 2004 gbs trend of puttingrandom words together to own people
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