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Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug


Name - Xyz'ck
Race - Mistake of Science
Class - Mistake of Science
Health - ( 3 + 6 + 3 ) = 12 + 10 = 22
Armor - ( 6 ) = 6 +10 = 16
Accuracy - +1
Skills - Dodge, Lockpicking, Detect hidden/unseen
Abilities - Punch, Crushing Bite, Leaping Smash
Talent - Spray Acidic Bile. Melts most metals or organic material
Motto - *Hissing and Screeching*
AI Action - Sneak up, listen and learn, attack if noticed or simply attack if smaller.
Mystery - Made, Kingseeker, phlogiston , hurridly, and Office Janitor

http://i.imgur.com/CScZyAN.png rolls

Arkanomen fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Sep 20, 2014

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Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug



Name - Xyz'ck
Race - Mistake of Science
Class - Mistake of Science
Health - 22
Armor - 16
Accuracy - +1
Leaping Smash

Xyz'ck watch before. Know Mudmen leader. Xyz'ck smash. *leaps towards where the shaman was hiding previously, screeching horribly*

Leaping Smash : 1d20+1 = 12
http://orokos.com/roll/222915

Arkanomen fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Sep 21, 2014

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug


Name - Xyz'ck
Race - Mistake of Science
Class - Mistake of Science
Health - 19/22
Armor - 16
Accuracy - +2 +1 innate, +1 from previous tower racers

Nasssty little thing. Your flessssh will fuel mine. *Zyz'ck goes to bite the goblin in half*

Bite: 1d20+2=6
http://orokos.com/roll/223458

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug


Name - Xyz'ck
Race - Mistake of Science
Class - Mistake of Science
Health - 12/22
Armor - 16
Accuracy - +1
Leaping Smash

Xyz'ck luaughs at the nasty little man's head perform a perfect arc before exploding in a burst of gore-fetti. He will gather up as much loose matter, organic or not on the way to the bubbling pit and activate whatever foul sciences power its core to regenerate its crushed bones and meat, emitting noxious orders as it processes

Rolling untrained skill: Omnivorous Regeneration : 1d20 = 2
http://orokos.com/roll/224365

well poo poo

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug


Name - Xyz'ck
Race - Mistake of Science
Class - Mistake of Science
Health - 12/22
Armor - 16
Accuracy - +1
Leaping Smash

Xyz'ck hacks and coughs as the healing drive faulted, flooding his internals with malfeasant enzymes and improperly formed tissue. Fortunately, as a mistake of science, this is nothing unnatural to the purple freak. Smiling wretchedly, Xyz'ck ambles towards the boiling pool and vomits forth the failed healing teratoma into the biological soup. It focuses on the quickly growing slurry, hoping to mentally form some sort of necromantic climbing machine before being cooked into stew.



Rolling untrained skill: Summon Pseudonecromatic Construct : 1d20+1=9
http://orokos.com/roll/224615


I do not like this dice roller, sam-I-am. I do not like it man oh man

Arkanomen fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Sep 28, 2014

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
[quote="Arkanomen" post="435498492"]


Name - Xyz'ck
Race - Mistake of Science
Class - Mistake of Science
Health - 12/22
Armor - 16
Accuracy - +1


Xyz'ck is a little drained from the effort of forging a blasphemous climbing machine, and his injuries hampered it's construction more than we would like. The purple beast climbs up onto the machine and rests as it does the work.

Can I take a 10 on letting the machine climb the wall slowly and safely?

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug


Name - Xyz'ck
Race - Mistake of Science
Class - Mistake of Science
Health - 14/22
Armor - 16
Accuracy - +1


Xyz'ck feels calm within the slightly pulsing seat of the climbing abomination. It's eyes close gently as the heat rises from the soon to be churning cistern below. The combination of warmth and the smell of rancid meat remind it of its unholy birthing in some ruined lab far away and long ago. Memories locked away filter gently to the surface as Xyz'ck's body begins to mend. Nothing coherent but a humble of sensations and strange words, save but for a single facet. The beast begins to hiss a faint melody, leaking a purple as the machine churns away.


"Sssssslow riiide....take it eassssy...."


1d20=10, continue to rest and ride

Side question, how high up are we all.

Arkanomen fucked around with this message at 00:38 on Oct 7, 2014

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug


Name - Xyz'ck
Race - Mistake of Science
Class - Mistake of Science
Health - 16/22
Armor - 16
Accuracy - +1

1d20=10, continue to rest and ride

Xyz'ck is jolted awake by the shuddering halt of its bone contraption. Peering over the edge it sees the dangling form of the shifty-man and the roiling water below. It quickly hisses out "bad shifty man. Be a bird and go!", swiping at the air to mime flapping. The purple beast cannot reach the cord to shake him free and instead decides to leap up and climb the rest of the way.

Leaping (not) Smash climb 1d20+2=15
http://orokos.com/roll/226800

Arkanomen fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Oct 8, 2014

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug



Name - Xyz'ck
Race - Mistake of Science
Class - Mistake of Science
Health - 16/22
Armor - 16
Accuracy - +1


Xyz'ck was climbing, it knew that, but now was suddenly aware of its foot inside his rib cage and was looking at his own liver. This odd spatial inversion lasted only a moment as the well warped away and he collided with soft grass. Before it could stand it released a belch of orange vapor and decent amount of partially digested mud and goblin before standing. The smell of acrid steam vanished, replaced by the cool wind and sticky smell of fresh fruit and its varied companions. The adrenaline of the climb began to wane and the inviting shade of the tree offers a cool place to rest, it's stomach for once too upset to eat, but only for a moment. It curls up next to the tree and begins to lightly hum.

Regenerative Cat(?) Nap: 1d20=7
http://orokos.com/roll/227030

Arkanomen fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Oct 8, 2014

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug


Name - Xyz'ck
Race - Mistake of Science
Class - Mistake of Science
Health - 18/22
Armor - 16
Accuracy - +1


Under the cool shade and the gentle breeze of this simple room Xyz'ck attempts to heal his wounds. Still disrupted from the bit of cancermancy and dimensional warping it can only manage to pop a few rips back into place. It is hungry, so very hungry and all this fruit is just laid out. It quickly snatches up the fruit at B5 and eats it.

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug


Name - Xyz'ck
Health - 18/22
Armor - 16
Accuracy - +1

A tremor surges through the purple creatures mind as a bundle of nerves grows within it's mind. Inactive now, but the minor growth could engage at any moment to give a one time burst of assistance before frying itself. The sudden cranial jolt gives Xyz'ck the needed clarity to see that the furry four leg can sense danger. Perhaps some four legs are not only for food. The purple beast picks up the strange fruit at D3 and holds it in front of the animal. "Good to eat, yes four leg?" It gurgles out, intent on eating the fruit given the okay.
[/quote]

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

Bronan

"drat, brah, I forgot how good food can be!" So speaking, the supernaturally-hungry Bronan grabs two fruit - any two fruit that Roscoe has not previously growled at - entirely at random and shoves them into his mouth. Because planning ahead is for wimps.

Roll 2 1d6 for which fruit I guess?

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug


Name - Xyz'ck
Health - 18/22
Armor - 16
Accuracy - +1

Xyz'ck is started as it's fruit is knoced away by a massive gorilla hand. A puff of noxious brown gas jets up from some vent in its carapace. It glares at the giant gorilla before giving a quick nod of thanks before turning back to the pile of food. Mouth-watering delicious mystery food. It snatches up F1 and eats it quickly, hoping it would not be it's last!

Arkanomen fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Oct 15, 2014

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

dog kisser posted:

You can certainly do that if you want but Fletch already tried to eat it and Roscoe suggested he didn't - must not have updated picture properly!

My bad, changed it to F1. 5am here with spotty wifi, must have missed it being called out. Sorry!

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

dog kisser posted:

F1 was the first one Roscoe said smelled really bad!

Okay then in my fustration I will just eat one randomly as well.
don't eat at strange forgien buffets people, or you will suffer

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug


Name - Xyz'ck
Health - 18/22
Armor - 16
Accuracy - +1

Xyz'ck is thoroughly disgusted, a new emotion for the lab spawned horror. Peas! It had to be PEAS! The rotten taste of the vile fruit, though sweet with the smell of solvent, churns its stomach. A vile, frothy vomit begins to surge to the surface, despite the protestations of its container. Xyz'ck is almost able to hold it down, but the sickening nature of spatial distortion pushes its limit past the breaking point. Jetting forth like a geyser, the creature unleashes a Spray of Acidic Bile from its elongated maw towards the far corner of the room and away from its compatriots.

Talent: Spray Acidic Bile 1d4:4
http://orokos.com/roll/228707

Arkanomen fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Oct 20, 2014

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug


Name - Xyz'ck
Health - 18/22
Armor - 16
Accuracy - +1

Xyz'ck immediately seizes upon the dead body and holds it close, still dripping a bit of acid from its horrible pea flavored fruit. In a raspy voice it tries to choke "shifty man...shifty man no..." It looks towards the party. "Shifty Man Dead. Say Goodbye Xyz'ck" It waits a moment quietly, allowing the others time to react. When they are all done the purple beast unhinges it's jaw and tries to swallows the dead body whole, much like an owl eating a rat.



OOC Question dogkisser: If we are in the room with the first wave, aren't we all now technically the first wave and if they go through the portal in he water, won't we be transported as well?

Arkanomen fucked around with this message at 16:34 on Oct 21, 2014

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug


Name - Xyz'ck
Health - 23/22
Armor - 16
Accuracy - +1


Why did Xyz'ck eat Fletch? Maybe It didn't want to leave a friend behind,so Xyz'ck put the shifty-man inside his inventory? Not having a pack that meant inside it's gullet. Perhaps in some sort of twisted way it also felt that by eating the dead fellow it was making Fletch a part of him forever, carrying Fletch to the top with him to honor his aspiration? Maybe something more sinister, such as creature wanted to steal Fletch's shifting power? It could have also just been hungry. As the body slides down whole, bones cracking along the way, a smile crosses the mistake of science's face. Fletch tasted good. The sudden boon of exotic nutrients kicked Xyz'ck's healing factor into gear as it fully repaired it's body. The healing came not a moment too soon as the less the whole tower fell away. The purple beast was falling. It did not like falling and it did not like being alsmot crushed by the large blocks around it. It spyed the pool of water nearby and dodged through the debris field.


Dodge 1d20+5=11
http://orokos.com/roll/229211

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug



Name - Xyz'ck
Health - 23/22
Armor - 16
Accuracy - +1


The impact of Eliot into Xyz'ck must have rattled his brain. The sounds of shrieking ghosts and spirits fill the unholy construct's head. All this commotion inspired something new inside the purple beast. Fear. The ground was awfully close now and getting closer still. This was not good. Xyz'ck reached down deep and tapped the fruit of prodigy, hoping this time to dodge better.


-1 from ghosts, +5 from fruit, +5 from tagged skill.
Dodge 1d20+9=11
http://orokos.com/roll/229428

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug


Name - Xyz'ck
Health - 23/22
Armor - 16
Accuracy - +1

Wind rushes by, along with a lot of debris. Far too many to focus on all at once. Buffeted on all sides Xyz'ck closes its eyes and lets instinct take over. Fear is a powerful motivator. So were the screaming ghosts of past climbers and the quickly rising ground. Glowing yellow eyes flicked open, chemical reactions roared fuel into the abominations muscles and powerful acids dissolved the body resting in a cavernous gullet. Xyz'ck became a purple blur, dodging from falling bit, to bit, leveraging its weight and downward descent speed into lateral movements. It could spare no more time to think, thought the briefest flicker of calling out to quit danced across its rather long tongue. No, it was made for a purpose and that purpose it will fulfill, even if it falls. Something in the back of its mind knew that even if it failed another would rise to replace it using the information Xyz'ck gathered on its trek, but in this moment the creature did not care. All that mattered was what every fiber of its being pulsed. Survive.

+5 from tagged skill.
Dodge 1d20+5=23
http://orokos.com/roll/229572

Arkanomen fucked around with this message at 14:51 on Oct 29, 2014

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

I hereby nominate our group of top seekers as the grossest ever. We have broken the tower permanently,defecated and vomited on it, spewed cancer and also broke one of the rooms for good. How haven't we been kicked out on principle?

Arkanomen fucked around with this message at 16:11 on Oct 30, 2014

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

Green Intern posted:

Wave 2 is also the most likely to get a heartwarming made-for-tv animal movie made about it. They'll probably cut out the cancer beast.

Jump Bug died on his way back to his home planet

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug


Name - Xyz'ck
Health - 9/22
Armor - 16
Accuracy - +1

An survive he does. Albeit taking a bunch of superhero movie style impacts through solid rock. Whatever benevolent(?) entity made it, made Xyz'ck's shell sturdy. Cracked and bleeding the purple hulk crested the waves, vomiting a fair bit of blood and ruined bits of internal meat. A hiss of triumph sings out before Xyz'ck has to dive again to avoid a rain of gorilla foulness. It swims to the shore and take a moment to track down what is left of it's falling compatriot, noting a growing emptiness inside its digestive cavern. Scrambling over the jagged rocks, leaking blood slightly dissolving the stone, Xyz'ck finds the...pate...of adventurer and feasts. After eating the body it attempts to regenerate.

Regenerative Coma 1d20-5: -3
http://orokos.com/roll/229776

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug


Name - Xyz'ck
Health - 3/22
Armor - 16
Accuracy - +1
-5 for 3 turns

Xyz'ck is torn awake from its healing process. Something is wrong. Very wrong. Chemical processes spew free radicals and unstable chemicals throughout its system. Acids widen exoskeletal cracks. Even the bits of the dead seekers do nothing but turn it's varied stomachs. Organs begin to fail and the construct almost dies. Mechanical backups and arcane deposits begin to hum, taking over for the failing flesh. Xyz'ck is not dead yet, but it's systems are critically damaged. Implanted technomagics assume control of it's failing mind and to their best to open it's foaming maw. Thaumaturgic crystal lattices pulse information to and fro. Byproduct and waste are vented through the carapace. Consensus is reached. Xyz'ck crawls towards its companions and with a grinding noise akin to a table saw against sheet metal calls out "HELP!"

Arkanomen fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Nov 4, 2014

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

Green Intern posted:

I can't wait for everyone in wave 1 to die because Percy was bad at saying Hello.

Also preparing myself for an eruption of healing saliva from Roscoe's mouth or whatever the hell is going to happen with that fruit.

Sure be nice if I got some of that.

Also nat-1 on an introduction to a giant smithing goddess has gotta suck, and I rolled negative.

E:vvv oh poo poo

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
We can remake it. Build it stronger, better, less tumorous.



Name - Xyz'ck-MK.2 "Mark"
Race - Improved Mistake of Science
Class - Tower Adapted Infiltrator Model
Health - 22
Armor - 14
Accuracy - +1

Skills - Control Gravity, Active Camouflage, Regenerate
Abilities - Electrical Bolt, Leaping Rend, Acidic Breath

Talent - Subatomic Superposition- Unit ceases being observable by itself for a femtosecond before reestablishing itself, +20HP and in a location of its choosing.

Motto - *Electronic Screeching*

AI Action - Camouflage, avoid danger, look for nearest advantage to reach top
Mystery - Improved, Kingseeker, cavorite, maliciously, and Office Security
Mystery 2 - Shaolin Spade, Anomalocaris


Health- http://orokos.com/roll/230365
Armor- http://orokos.com/roll/230366

Arkanomen fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Nov 6, 2014

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

Bronan!

Or, from the looks of it, possibly out of Xyz'ck.

Feel free to use my corpse. Didn't bother Xyz'ck to use the others as fuel!

Arkanomen fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Nov 5, 2014

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

Grognan posted:




It turns out that common doesn't have a word that approximates What-Makes-A-Dwarf-A-Dwarf

His Beard? His Alcoholism? The need to Dig?

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

Arkanomen posted:

We can remake it. Build it stronger, better, less tumorous.



Name - Xyz'ck-MK.2 "Mark"
Race - Improved Mistake of Science
Class - Tower Adapted Infiltrator Model
Health - 22
Armor - 14
Accuracy - +1

Skills - Control Gravity, Active Camouflage, Regenerate
Abilities - Electrical Bolt, Leaping Rend, Acidic Breath

Talent - Subatomic Superposition- Unit ceases being observable by itself for a femtosecond before reestablishing itself, +20HP and in a location of its choosing.

Motto - *Electronic Screeching*

AI Action - Camouflage, avoid danger, look for nearest advantage to reach top
Mystery - Improved, Kingseeker, cavorite, maliciously, and Office Security
Mystery 2 - Shaolin Spade, Anomalocaris


Health- http://orokos.com/roll/230365
Armor- http://orokos.com/roll/230366

Mark reporting for duty. Hold on while I get this thing on right for the entrance.

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

Nyaa posted:

Analyze Joe is created to fill in for any non-full team. His swift sacrifice at the second floor will be a great contribution to all future topseeker... And science! :science:

Anyone are welcome to use him.

GET IN HERE YOU BEAUTIFUL SACRIFICE!

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug


Before stepping into the tower gateway, only six seekers stand. Among them towers a odd thing. Six pole like arms shake and sway, terminating in dim lanterns that cast cold light on the other contestants. The giant is shrouded in a single black robe adorned with three masks that seem to titter and slightly shift in positions as if conversing with one another. It almost looks like there are three people clinging together under the shroud. Surely the tower would see through such an obvious attempt at sneaking in another contestant but no, the group enters the first level unchallenged. The black creature stands stark against the idyllic field, slightly hovering over the wet mud. The wet mud that suddenly began to churn and amass into little goblins, many angry little goblins with sharp, stabby tools. The others spring into action, but the tall figures stops, with small purple arcs jetting into the mud below where it's feet would be. One of the lantern sticks splats into the mud as a thin purple hand rips away the cloak revealing a slightly familiar sight. Remade from the data recorded by the Mk1 and reconfigured from various arcane and unethically harvested parts the Xyz'ck MK2, Mark, casts aside it's disguise, adorned with a chest chained to it's back.




Towering over the shorter contestants, the purple beast begins to hum as it's internal cavorite deposits begin to funnel gravitational energy. The goblins begin to close in as the construct divest's itself of the rather large chest it had been carrying on its back. Casting the chest before it, Mark extends it's arm towards the hiding place of the shaman and beings to screech. A pulse of energy rockets from it's fingers, shearing the force of gravity around it. Mark slightly dips towards the ground as it knocks the goblins back and sends the ominous chest towards the shaman.


Gravitational Pulse 1d20+5+3:16

http://orokos.com/roll/230710

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

HBar posted:



Koko
Health: 45
Armor: 11
Accuracy: +1

What if all go same time?

Koko stretches her arms wide to hold everyone side by side and then tries to herd the whole group together heading LRRLLRLLLR. But she also pays attention to Play Noise in case his nose says something different.
Ghost of Xyz'ck Mk1
3/3 Haunts


Floating in the ether, a disembodied consciousness hovers near the gorilla. It has been terminated by its owners and replaced with the next model. A construct stripped of it's purpose has no purpose. But Xyz'ck Mk1 wasn't simply a construct. It had enough of a spirit to persist in death, maybe on its own or possibly through the tower's magic. It didn't matter, the ghost now had a purpose. It was going to haunt that monkey and haunt it until it paid for crushing it and ending it's ascension and evolution. Using a new found and improved ability to speak screamed and whispered through the veil between life and death where it was trapped, making sure to hold onto it's essence, hoping to demoralize Koko before it would strike.

"You don't really like apples do you? You just carry on because you're a clown"
"The dog hates you, it's going to kill you when you turn your back"
"What does a 500lb gorilla do? Nothing because you're fat"
"YOU KILLED ME! YOU KILLED ME! YOU KILLED ME! YOU KILLED ME! DIE DIE DIE DIEDIEDIEIDIEEIDIDDIEEEEEE!"
"I'm going to get you, but not before all your friends do. The one with the sword looks like he hates monkeys"
"WATCH OUT! HAHA no I'm kidding, there was nothing therLOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! Jokes on you."
*Incoherent screaming and flailing*

And so on, pausing once in a while to see if it had any effect. At least it made Xyz'ck feel better.

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug


Name - Xyz'ck-MK.2 "Mark"
Health - 22
Armor - 14
Accuracy - +1

The pulse worked flawlessly. Mark's creators we're pleased, flooding its body with reward compounds and stimulants. The haze of reinforcement faded as Amo bounded up onto Mark's back, spattering gore and goblin bits all over. Picking a stray pinky from the mass, Mark picks at it as Amo clambers up his back. Suddenly the long finger of Amo taps Mark's shoulder and points off into the mud. Happy to oblige the mimic, Mark ambles off in the direction Amo indicates, searching along with him.

Search roll 1d20+3: 21

http://orokos.com/roll/232899

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
Ghost of Xyz'ck Mk1
3/3 Haunts


The burning hatred of the damned monkey is fueling the vengeful ghost of the Mark.1. Anchored to the material world by the blood spilled by Koko's hands, he continues to spew nothing but epithets and hate, content to wait until her worst moment to lash out with all that is left of its essence. Though the aura of friendship and love radiates strong with the group and keeps Mark.1 at arms length, it still flails in hatred.

"HAHA YOU'RE LOST YOU STUPID APE!"
"THE HALF NAKED MAN IS WAITING TO BETRAY YOU! LOOK BEHIND YOU NOW!"
"I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU KOKO!"
"The dog is really going to turn on you. Why tell you this? Because you wont' believe me, and when it happens it will be all the sweeter."
"Remember all the awkward moments in your life. HAHA SEE ! now they are all there in your mind. No Distraction!"
*assorted Ghoulish noises and creaks*

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
Mark 1 is an incorporeal ghost and also an aberration of hate and vengeance focused on Koko, but sure. Mark will come along, singing vulgar insults to the tune.


We're off to kill the monkey, The Horrible Ape, Koko
We hear he did in old x-zyz, if ever a crime there was
If ever, oh ever a simian dud, The Horrible Ape Koko is one because
Because, because, because, because, because
Because of the horrible murder he done
We're off to kill the monkey, The Horrible Ape, Koko
do do do do do do do do do do do

Arkanomen fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Nov 20, 2014

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug



Name - Xyz'ck-MK.2 "Mark"
Health - 22
Armor - 14
Accuracy - +1

The unearthed corpse worried Mark, but not as much as the necromantic invocation being said right now. Internal sensors flared and panic hormones flooded Marks brain. Mark sprinted over halfway towards the shimmering gate and hunched down low. It watched the spell unfold ready I either spring back to help, or forward to touch the gate and escape.

Arkanomen fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Nov 20, 2014

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

A Darker Porpoise posted:

Jumbling around on the back of Mark as it withdraws to the halfway point, Amo splats down to the ground grumbling "No meat no shiny" He begins dejectedly walking towards the gate his arms dragging along the ground.

Boohoo nothing to eat and nothing fancy to adorn Amo with! He's outta here! Skelebones are booooring!

Mark pats Amo and hisses, "It okay. Nexsssst Floor." Mark tap Amo and quickly signs "I was going to grab a bone but the wizard was too quick and tried to raise a giant. We can return to the pit when he fails to take a prize

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

dog kisser posted:


All due to you guys - I have the floors all laid out in writing already, but every time you guys do something unexpected (ie: every update) I need to expand on what I have already!

Please tell me the first tower had always been built on top of an old goblin graveyard, but really it's a prop placed by old man Towerlord to spook away topseekers from wrecking up his tower.

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

dog kisser posted:

W-what!? How did you guess!?

It was a clever scheme and you would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling adventurers and thier mimic too!

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Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug


Name - Xyz'ck-MK.2 "Mark"
Health - 22
Armor - 14
Accuracy - +1

As much as Mark's observers are interested in the ancient goblin burial grounds the other waves seek the top and are advancing quickly. The time for dawdling is over. Mark takes off for the gate and leaps through it.

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