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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

you wont believe this

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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Top Ten Unbelievable First Posts

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

second post

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i forget what i was going to post

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
He thought she was going to do this, but then THIS happened...

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
Teen killed moments after taking THIS selfie

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Wootiebabeh
Dec 21, 2009




stay safe poverty ghost

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Sorry OP but I do believe it.

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Fandyien posted:

Top Ten Unbelievable First Posts

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

s1ckly dW33b posted:

stay safe poverty ghost

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
post ur record edging times here. mine is 5 hrs. when i cummed at thre end the cum swuirted into my face on accident!!! woopsie!!! the shock made me cummed again oops!!

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waacof2saZw

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
God is real and is watching u

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
Habeeb it!

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i didant

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Robin Williams is alive?!

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*

ilikedirt posted:

post ur record edging times here. mine is 5 hrs. when i cummed at thre end the cum swuirted into my face on accident!!! woopsie!!! the shock made me cummed again oops!!
im more of a sprinter rather than a maratohn runner but i can tell you my farthest distance is 1/3 the length of a regulation soccer field

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012

Buglord

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Sorry OP but I do believe it.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pBotfSMwSc&t=675s

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
This thread made me miss old GBS. I hope you're loving happy OP.

Morzhovyye
Mar 2, 2013

You Wont Believe What These Renegade GBS Posters Have To Say [UPWORTHY]

Bondage
Jun 9, 2008

by Ralp
GBS hates him!

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
we live in a forum where the gay and non-gay live side by side, where cum is disguised by dilution, and the only explanations are distasteful. can you seperate truth from fantasy? to do so you must break through the sticky web of your experience and open your hole to things... beyond beliefe

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
whoa

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

carrion kit posted:

we live in a forum where the gay and non-gay live side by side, where cum is disguised by dilution, and the only explanations are distasteful. can you seperate truth from fantasy? to do so you must break through the sticky web of your experience and open your hole to things... beyond beliefe

open my butt

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

THS posted:

open my butt

Can I make a deposit in it?

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord

Dead Precedents posted:

Can I make a deposit in it?

carrion kit easily claims first load

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b6HeJIKl1Q

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW

Rambling Robot posted:

Robin Williams is alive?!

Too soon, Goon.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
:gas:

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
10 chemicals vulnerable minorities make PROFIT from

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
opening this thread, just !like loving a busty broad

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Alternate Histories: Leonardo da Vinci's Cuckwork Empire

onedayholiday
Dec 6, 2013

Grimey Drawer
MIND BLOWING new squatting technique invented by Slavic citizen

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yoyodyne
May 7, 2007
I;m gay

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