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http://www.iol.co.za/news/world/i-woke-up-and-my-penis-was-gone-1.1725707#.VAF41mSwKW4quote:Birmingham, Alabama - An Alabama man who went to a hospital last month for a circumcision awoke after surgery to find his penis had been amputated, his lawyer said on Thursday. This has to be in the top ten most horrifying realizations one can come too upon waking up.
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Aug 30, 2014 08:14
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he was from alabama and his penis was missing. did he check his sister's place?
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Aug 30, 2014 08:17
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYwiwbgMusY
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Aug 30, 2014 08:19
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Hope he's in to cucking
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Aug 30, 2014 08:19
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don't drink and transition
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Aug 30, 2014 08:20
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Aug 30, 2014 08:20
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the best pussy architect ever concieved
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Aug 30, 2014 08:21
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what would gregor samsa do?
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Aug 30, 2014 08:36
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"hmm we hosed up a routine circumcision so bad we had to amputate the entire penis, how can we stop ourselves getting sued? I know, let's not tell the guy what happened or why we did it" doesn't sound super plausible
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Aug 30, 2014 08:49
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Thread would have been way better if it was just the lyrics of the song Detachable Penis
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Aug 30, 2014 08:53
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYwiwbgMusY
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Aug 30, 2014 08:55
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haha guys check out this relevant video, I don't think anyone's posted it yet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYwiwbgMusY
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Aug 30, 2014 08:58
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Torka posted:haha guys check out this relevant video, I don't think anyone's posted it yet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYwiwbgMusY
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Aug 30, 2014 09:15
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oh i remember that fuckin song takes me back.... way back
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Aug 30, 2014 09:15
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why the gently caress was he getting circumcised at 56
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Aug 30, 2014 09:16
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a blessing from the trans fairy
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Aug 30, 2014 09:18
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cock hero flux posted:why the gently caress was he getting circumcised at 56 why wouldn't you??
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Aug 30, 2014 09:19
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lonesomedwarf posted:oh i remember that fuckin song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYwiwbgMusY
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Aug 30, 2014 09:20
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heh, he he... no... the other one........ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYwiwbgMusY
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Aug 30, 2014 09:21
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cock hero flux posted:why the gently caress was he getting circumcised at 56 probably just for a general change of pace
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Aug 30, 2014 09:21
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im just an old man having a slice of fun pie
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Aug 30, 2014 09:22
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Fonzarelli posted:probably just for a general sex change of pace
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Aug 30, 2014 09:23
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a witch stole it seriously though, if the hospital didnt remove it by accident this guy is dickless and will never know why
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Aug 30, 2014 09:43
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its probably off wandering round st petersburg being far more popular than he ever was.
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Aug 30, 2014 09:51
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same
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Aug 30, 2014 09:52
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He could only estimate the day his penis was amputated? Want to hear more about his life where this was so forgettable
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Aug 30, 2014 09:55
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normally an error margin of half an inch wouldn't be so devastating
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Aug 30, 2014 10:02
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cock hero flux posted:why the gently caress was he getting circumcised at 56 I work at a hospital, and we had an entire family come in for circumcisions once. The dad and four sons, between the ages of 4 and 23. It was the family of a coworker too. That was certainly the day of endless uncomfortable stares. "Why yes, hello! How are you! I won't mention the entire male section of your family coming in for dick-chopping today."
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Aug 30, 2014 10:03
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foreskin and like seven days ago?
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Aug 30, 2014 10:06
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:I work at a hospital, and we had an entire family come in for circumcisions once. The dad and four sons, between the ages of 4 and 23. So did they get a group discount or did you decide to take an arm and a leg from each of them too?
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Aug 30, 2014 10:09
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Did you at least give them the foreskins afterwords? Maybe they could put them in a scrapbook?
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Aug 30, 2014 11:01
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Dude got cucked and regretted.
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Aug 30, 2014 11:03
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god bless
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Aug 30, 2014 11:08
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thought this was an India story, I hear they have penis thieves there
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Aug 30, 2014 11:12
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the lesson here is don't mutilate your penis for no good loving reason, kids
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Aug 30, 2014 11:24
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How do you not remember the exact date your dick was chopped off?
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Aug 30, 2014 11:41
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Aug 30, 2014 11:51
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best show he's ever done
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Aug 30, 2014 12:01
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The Kraken posted:a blessing from the trans fairy I've taken the penis, but check under your pillow for a nice new vagina
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Aug 30, 2014 13:32
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did they take the balls to or now everytime he takes a leak it dribbles all over his balls and drips down from them
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