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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

Mr. Intensity




Samoa Joe is fat.

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THIS MONTH ON TNA: WHERE WRESTLING MATTERS.

-- TNA may get a deal on Velocity. A channel dedicated to cars.

-- This certainly cannot end well.

-- TNAsylum and Mecca claim Spike TV is losing out for not keeping TNA around.

-- TNA seems to think spending large sums of money to tape in Manhattan is a good idea.

-- Big Bobby is still our champion!

-- Why is Samoa Joe the X-Division champion? HE IS FAT.

-- TNA can't find many people writing positive reviews for their shows, so they have some kid doing it now.

-- THEY HAVE MOVED TO WEDNESDAY NIGHTS.

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Next TNA PPV: I don't know. Probably a one night only thing.

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I WAS NOT PAID FOR THIS FOURDOWN PLUG. PLEASE CLICK THE LINK AND MAKE CLETUS HAPPY.

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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

Cody sunk into the top of the desk as Damien fell to his elbows over him. He grabbed a handful of hair and whispered in his year: "Oh my dear, you are going to make an excellent apprentice. I have so much more to teach you..."


TNA sucks

Burt Buckle
Sep 1, 2011



So is TNA or ROH gonna be on more TVs across America?

John Cena
Oct 20, 2006

Father, forgive them,
for they know not what they do.


Burt Buckle posted:

So is TNA or ROH gonna be on more TVs across America?

ROH.

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...


Is this stupid loving company still alive?

I turned on my radio this morning at about 9:30am to hear the usual sports radio guys talking pro wrestling. One admitted that he accidentally flipped to Impact this past week to see Tommy Dreamer v. Lashley. His review of the match was "I wish that those two had crippled one another so I would never have to see them wrestle again." Sounds like TNA is still TNA.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA

TNA has given up on taping in Manhattan and are taping in Bethlehem PA now.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

MassRafTer posted:

TNA has given up on taping in Manhattan and are taping in Bethlehem PA now.
Janice Carter said no, eh?

Gorgolflox
Apr 2, 2009

I know I am married and Randy has been known to fuck girls too but Randy likes things rough. Rough like no girl could ever give him. I would fuck him like the little whore that he is and he would always come back for seconds. Everyone's been calling him "Hunter's little bitch" only if they knew.

MassRafTer posted:

TNA has given up on taping in Manhattan and are taping in Bethlehem PA now.

They should give up taping altogether.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

Prepare to be emancipated from your own inferior genes!


They should squat in and take over a ballroom or something in one of the casinos that's closing in Atlantic City.

BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."

skaboomizzy posted:

They should squat in and take over a ballroom or something in one of the casinos that's closing in Atlantic City.

I thought squatting was part of the TNA creative process for years.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009



DarkstarIV posted:



Samoa Joe is fat.



Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Lords of Pain posted:

-Tickets for TNA's Bound For Glory pay-per-view from Tokyo at Korakuen Hall go on sale to the general public in Japan on September 11th. A pre-sale began at the venue after an event this past weekend. Special ringside seats are 7,000 yen or about $67 USD, regular ringside seats are 5,000 yen or about $48 USD and general admission seats are 4,000 yen or about $38 USD.

-TNA partner Wrestle-1 has become a "vanity project" of The Great Muta and their shows are said to be pretty much useless at this point, according to F4Wonline.com. TNA and Wrestle-1 will be promoting Bound For Glory from Tokyo in October.

Perigryn fucked around with this message at Sep 1, 2014 around 13:25

Avenging_Mikon
May 25, 2010

Happy Birthday! Shut up about your computer and post more workouts.


September 11.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!


Avenging_Mikon posted:

September 11.

Why aren't the Japanese paying proper respect to 9/11??

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011



Avenging_Mikon posted:

September 11.

WWE is having a PPV that day so that's arguably worse (except people will probably attend and watch the PPV)

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

Everyone talks about how awesome Achilles is, but did he ever made the god of war his bitch?


Sadly Diomedesforever6 just doesn't ring as well as Achillesforever6

flashy_mcflash posted:

WWE is having a PPV that day so that's arguably worse (except people will probably attend and watch the PPV)
The NFL is also putting a big game there too involving two teams that literally want to kill each other.

Avenging_Mikon
May 25, 2010

Happy Birthday! Shut up about your computer and post more workouts.

dsriggs posted:

Why aren't the Japanese paying proper respect to 9/11??

More that it's another tragedy to add to the day.

P.S. I'm Canadian.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


achillesforever6 posted:

The NFL is also putting a big game there too involving two teams that literally want to kill each other.

At least the Jets aren't playing that day.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

please watch NJPW and avoid stupid shit like Willow

Rodney the Piper
Sep 19, 2005
Goodbye Cena.


Thank you.

Wasn't there some attempted TNA side project centering around wrestlers and race cars? It sounded idiotic as all get out and I can only hope they follow that format again if they get on Velocity.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

no get out of here trix rabbit



Rodney the Piper posted:

Thank you.

Wasn't there some attempted TNA side project centering around wrestlers and race cars? It sounded idiotic as all get out and I can only hope they follow that format again if they get on Velocity.

Yep, All Wheels Wrestling. Where they would have poo poo like five minute ironman matches.

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

Ha ha! Pain is hilarious!


DarkstarIV posted:

Samoa Joe is fat.

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004


Tonight's Impact will be fun.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

Cody sunk into the top of the desk as Damien fell to his elbows over him. He grabbed a handful of hair and whispered in his year: "Oh my dear, you are going to make an excellent apprentice. I have so much more to teach you..."


DM Punk posted:

Tonight's Impact will be fun.

no it won't

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004



some of it will.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

yeah, well, y'know. rovert knows. eh heh heh.


Mike Johnson said and it makes sense if you think about it. Is that after Bethlehem TV tapings there will large lay offs with severance paid etc on the production side. As they will be using a local crew for the UK TV tapings. After that point it is great unknown as things stand.

Garbo
May 30, 2011


This is my first night watching TNA since I figure I kind of had to watch at least one episode before it died, and, uh, is this a ladies fued thats built around "you have the belt, and gently caress you I want the belt"? And there's no "but they're ladies so they can't have a straight fued!" Come on TNA, I was told you were a train wreck, not that you were doing at least one thing better than WWE.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END


Is Brittany still trying to gently caress Madison?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA

Quarters for last week were really funny, per the Observer

quote:

In the segment-by-segment, Bobby Lashley vs. Tommy Dreamer lost 46,000 viewers. Taryn Terrell vs. Madison Rayne and Homicide & Manik & Zema Ion vs. Low Ki & Crazzy Steve & Tiger Uno lost 45,000 viewers. The Bobby Roode/Eric Young in-ring promo to set up next week’s match lost 34,000 viewers. Ethan Carter III vs. Rhino at 10 p.m. in the usual growth spot lost 22,000 viewers. Austin Aries vs. Great Sanada gained 11,000 viewers. The introduction of Chris Melendez lost 24,000 viewers. And worst of all, the dream tag team match with The Wolves vs. Hardys vs. Team 3-D, the first of the series, lost 35,000 viewers and did a 0.74 quarter, so the main event did the lowest rating and audience of the show.

RZApublican
Nov 6, 2007

So many horrible memories for Past Karkat...

MassRafTer posted:

Quarters for last week were really funny, per the Observer

quote:

In the segment-by-segment, Bobby Lashley vs. Tommy Dreamer lost 46,000 viewers.

Noooo you were supposed to be the second coming of Bobby Lashley

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



So there are a bunch of full TNA DVDs on TNA's official YouTube channel that I'm pretty sure were previously behind a paywall but are not anymore. Like, they're best of comps, so they're probably pretty good. Example: The Best of Beer Money and The Motorcity Machineguns here-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A47fFE_sA5I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG5xD5Me49I

There's a shitload in the related videos, including a Best of CM Punk .

Pretty cool I guess, 'cause hey, free rasslin'!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003



Tajiri looks old and not in very good shape.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA

SamuraiFoochs posted:

So there are a bunch of full TNA DVDs on TNA's official YouTube channel that I'm pretty sure were previously behind a paywall but are not anymore. Like, they're best of comps, so they're probably pretty good. Example: The Best of Beer Money and The Motorcity Machineguns here-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A47fFE_sA5I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG5xD5Me49I

There's a shitload in the related videos, including a Best of CM Punk .

Pretty cool I guess, 'cause hey, free rasslin'!

Hey they have their Sting thing on there. Not sure if I want that to be part of STING MONTH though.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

no get out of here trix rabbit



Does anyone else get the feeling that Angle secretly hates Melendez for being half as susceptible to the ankle lock as the average man?

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

Cody sunk into the top of the desk as Damien fell to his elbows over him. He grabbed a handful of hair and whispered in his year: "Oh my dear, you are going to make an excellent apprentice. I have so much more to teach you..."


Anything that involves that giant red cage is only worth the comedy value.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006


I always forget how horrible that cage looked.

Ktik
Jul 10, 2004



MassRafTer posted:

Quarters for last week were really funny, per the Observer

I absolutely love this. Only one segment the whole show gained a single viewer.

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



HulkaMatt posted:

I always forget how horrible that cage looked.

Eye searing bright colors and bars so close together that you can't see anything - what's not to like?

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011


Mr. Carlisle posted:

Eye searing bright colors and bars so close together that you can't see anything - what's not to like?

I dunno, I feel it could be more electrifying.

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Grendels Dad posted:

I dunno, I feel it could be more electrifying.

Not even the Rock could save that cage.

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