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THS posted:wow athletics is loving gross.. yet another reason why its more logical to stay inside and pursue pursuits of the mind yeast infections in your fat folds are gross too nerd
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Fandyien posted:lol i've only ever seen this from a distinctly different angle in a different place. this poor fucker ran like an entire marathon like this??? just imagine his dongle flopping around for 26 miles in his own filth, spreading it across his nether regions like some kind of lovely picasso knockoff he gets to the end, finally gets cleaned up, then has to go on 3 or 4 different antiobiotics to deal with the raging infection in his urethra
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ArtIsResistance posted:dont listen to this retard and exercise yw Seriously, humans are meant to be active. Eating healthy and exercising is important.
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:just imagine his dongle flopping around for 26 miles in his own filth, spreading it across his nether regions like some kind of lovely picasso knockoff so did he at least get first place? I mean if you're not gonna even win it why the gently caress would you stay in it like that?
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so the bloody nipples thing: how is it ive just never heard of or met anyone aware of it in my decade+ of running? is it people who have never worn underarmor/spandex before? amateur runners who try to look cool for their first big race? do they have some kind of rare disease? how do they train for X hours per day prepping for a race and not think, "drat, this bleeding nipples issue is something i should get looked at before the big race!"?
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Al Borland posted:so did he at least get first place? now im imagining him dejectedly, exhaustedly staggering to the finish line, an hour after the last finishers he slows to a walk, his dried waste cracking off and falling to the ground with each step right as he takes stock of his situation and begins to ponder how he's going to not ruin his new mazda miata's upholstery, his buddy comes up behind him. "great job, fred! good hustle!" he exclaims as he slaps his buddy squarely on the rear end *splat*
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imagine if your nipples were bleeding during a marathon and then you also poo poo your pants
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:now im imagining him dejectedly, exhaustedly staggering to the finish line, an hour after the last finishers passing by water stations yelling "don't hand me the cup, just fling it at my crotch"
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THS posted:imagine if your nipples were bleeding during a marathon and then you also poo poo your pants as i said im totally unaware of this bleeding nips thing but making GBS threads your pants while running is totally a thing and i know one guy who was just out training one day running in the boonies and had to poo poo so he just fired away i asked him why he didnt just stop and drop it in a bush and hes like "dude that would have wrecked my 4th mile split what are you talking about" runners are gross
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:as i said im totally unaware of this bleeding nips thing but making GBS threads your pants while running is totally a thing and i know one guy who was just out training one day running in the boonies and had to poo poo so he just fired away i mean i guess if you are close to finishing its better to say "i poo poo my shorts but i made my goal" than "i poo poo my shorts and i decided to quit"
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:so the bloody nipples thing: how is it ive just never heard of or met anyone aware of it in my decade+ of running? is it people who have never worn underarmor/spandex before? amateur runners who try to look cool for their first big race? do they have some kind of rare disease? new fabric, new posture, back-to-back races, who knows. once it starts it gets bloody fast even if it never happened before maybe you run with weenies or only with women if you've never heard of guys getting rubbed raw because it's really common
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:so the bloody nipples thing: how is it ive just never heard of or met anyone aware of it in my decade+ of running? is it people who have never worn underarmor/spandex before? amateur runners who try to look cool for their first big race? do they have some kind of rare disease? Comes down to just the right amount of sweat (not too much, not too little), type of fabric, and how loose it is. It happens 
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i already have tender nips i bet this hurts a LOT
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if thats what happens to nips imagine running a marathon in thoise mesh lined swimming shirts
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THS posted:i mean i guess if you are close to finishing its better to say "i poo poo my shorts but i made my goal" than "i poo poo my shorts and i decided to quit" yeah lets just say the 4th mile was not his last lol you irl posted:new fabric, new posture, back-to-back races, who knows. once it starts it gets bloody fast even if it never happened before haha the guy who is used to his nips bleeding because his shirt rubs them raw calls me a weenie lmbo
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:yeah lets just say the 4th mile was not his last lol my nips don't bleed, i soak them in brine to toughen them up like that boxer did with his face, before each run i take a cheese grater to them to check their toughness u weenie
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:runners are gross
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drink water, don't overexert yourself, eat plenty of leafy greens and veggies and try to avoid acidic foods. this will all help you not to throw up op
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MOOBS! posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhqZcGcwYV8
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1gnoirents posted:why was the FiB thread canned, I mean come on because it was 5 weird and insane posters who made up 80% of the thread
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actually it got canned because a bunch of posters who never posts in GBS came in from fyad on a mission to poo poo up the thread until all the posters left it before then it was the most active thread in gbs lol
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enzeen posted:that cant be real It is; runners get bloody nipples because their running-shirts rub them raw, and then rub them bloody. It's like sandpaper.
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Sep 2, 2014 17:36
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you irl posted:also it's nice to have a forums poster with a seemingly infinite supply of male nipples-related imagery pls don't kinkshame
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You haven't exercised until you fall into a heap from exhaustion while puking and making GBS threads your pants like a tetra-pak someone stepped on.
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2 days since last puke  I think my body is finally getting used to the idea of doing exercise
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enzeen posted:that cant be real Helpimscared posted:What the hell was this guy doing to cause this? fatties spotted
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:yeah lets just say the 4th mile was not his last lol look at this fatty doubling down (his fave thing to order btw)
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op, spinning isn't just running in circles til you're dizzy you big goofball! What a goober!
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fissure_of_the_nipple
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