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Theparker
Apr 14, 2010

METAL BAWKES!
THE FEWLS!


to puke while riding my bike after not working out in 4 years?
I've rode it for 3 days in a row and puked 2 of those days.

E: bad phone is bad... title should be - is it normal

Theparker fucked around with this message at Sep 1, 2014 around 11:05

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twoday
May 4, 2005

The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.

Is normal.

enzeen
Sep 23, 2010


Is normal stop worry.

yum

echronorian
Jan 6, 2007

This must be the chance I've always wanted!!


shes trying to put it back in

Jack the Stripper
Feb 9, 2014

Your local cheese loving, wooden shoes wearing drug addict.


Is totally normal. If happens again eat McDonald's before cycling. Should help you.

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

malditos cerdos fascistas


8/10 of the guys in bicycle shorts that blow me throw up so your tonsil based puking is normal

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

fully restored




I like the old man clapping in the background

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane! I'm holding in my hand a box of small chocolate bunnies.


Eat something small thats high in protein with some carbs 45 minutes to an hour before like a banana with peanut butter don't be going for seafood buffet and then immediately exercise

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

malditos cerdos fascistas


Jesus Christ posted:



I like the old man clapping in the background



people that run constantly are loving disgusting

Theparker
Apr 14, 2010

METAL BAWKES!
THE FEWLS!


mookface posted:

Eat something small thats high in protein with some carbs 45 minutes to an hour before like a banana with peanut butter don't be going for seafood buffet and then immediately exercise

I ate a meal about 5 hours before then had a banana 1/2 an hour before my ride, it's not like I'm stuffing breakfast tacos down my face before hand

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane! I'm holding in my hand a box of small chocolate bunnies.


sorry thats not normal how out of shape are you

enzeen
Sep 23, 2010


MOOBS! posted:



people that run constantly are loving disgusting

that cant be real

Theparker
Apr 14, 2010

METAL BAWKES!
THE FEWLS!


mookface posted:

sorry thats not normal how out of shape are you

FunkyFlashman
May 10, 2013


Hey OP if you keep ignoring what your body tries to tell you then it will be possible that you will just collapse and die and the people hearing about the incident will be like "wtf lol,what a retard he deserves that". Good luck bro! And go to a doctor.

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane! I'm holding in my hand a box of small chocolate bunnies.


are you tremendously fat

The Belgian
Oct 28, 2008

Truly a better person than you


maybe you should start with riding slower & shorter rides then work up?

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012


mookface posted:

Eat something small thats high in protein with some carbs 45 minutes to an hour before like a banana with peanut butter don't be going for seafood buffet and then immediately exercise

Idiot don't let all those calories sink into your system, you have to exercise fast before the food gets stuck in your arteries or whatever. Ideally, take a doggy bag and eat the buffet while cycling.

chippy
Aug 16, 2006

OK I DON'T GET IT

enzeen posted:

that cant be real

That's real. I volunteered at the London marathon one year, handing out drinks at the 23rd mile, and I saw this a lot.

Theparker
Apr 14, 2010

METAL BAWKES!
THE FEWLS!


mookface posted:

are you tremendously fat

Na, 6'2" 225 lbs, but if I don't do something to manage my weight I will be

Jack the Stripper
Feb 9, 2014

Your local cheese loving, wooden shoes wearing drug addict.


Theparker posted:

Na, 6'2" 225 lbs, but if I don't do something to manage my weight I will be

If serious one of the best ways to lose weight is to change your eating habits. Eat less, eat more healthy stuff instead of junkfood etc. No need to cycle or exercise at all really, as long as you eat healthy you'll lose a lot of weight. Combine that with cycling and you will lose it even quicker, but it's not needed.

echronorian
Jan 6, 2007

This must be the chance I've always wanted!!


Theparker posted:

Na, 6'2" 225 lbs, but if I don't do something to manage my weight I will be

Just keep throwing up, you'll have that poolside figure soon

gender illusionist
Mar 21, 2007

aw yiss


The Belgian posted:

maybe you should start with riding slower & shorter rides then work up?

that's how a pussy wold do it

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


op did u happen to see ur reflectio. n while riding

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

4. pussygrinder (featuring sheryl crow)

8. even closer (featuring justin timberlake and maynard james keenan)


Jack the Stripper posted:

If serious one of the best ways to lose weight is to change your eating habits. Eat less, eat more healthy stuff instead of junkfood etc. No need to cycle or exercise at all really, as long as you eat healthy you'll lose a lot of weight. Combine that with cycling and you will lose it even quicker, but it's not needed.

dont listen to this retard and exercise yw

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014


Jack the Stripper posted:

If serious one of the best ways to lose weight is to change your eating habits. Eat less, eat more healthy stuff instead of junkfood etc. No need to cycle or exercise at all really, as long as you eat healthy you'll lose a lot of weight. Combine that with cycling and you will lose it even quicker, but it's not needed.

why was the FiB thread canned, I mean come on

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014


MOOBS! posted:



people that run constantly are loving disgusting

vaseline on nipples this is a scrub mistake

The Hissing Butt
Nov 23, 2013

Why hello!

fat fat

Fandyien
Feb 10, 2012

Delicious


Jesus Christ posted:



I like the old man clapping in the background

lol i've only ever seen this from a distinctly different angle in a different place. this poor fucker ran like an entire marathon like this???

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


MOOBS! posted:



people that run constantly are loving disgusting

jesus christ two bandaids is all it takes to prevent this

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


also it's nice to have a forums poster with a seemingly infinite supply of male nipples-related imagery

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

Revengeful corpse out to kill Smell the stench, your guts will spill
Vomit for a mind, maggots for a cock With his axe the corpse will chop


is normal







you irl
Jan 22, 2014


who was the tennis player who was one point from winning some major competition, about to serve, stopped and went to the sideline, vomited, then walked back out served an ace and won?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

Revengeful corpse out to kill Smell the stench, your guts will spill
Vomit for a mind, maggots for a cock With his axe the corpse will chop






this thread is now about puking infront of hundreds of thousands of viewers

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014


i frequently breathe


What the hell was this guy doing to cause this?

Your Dead Gay Son
Jan 1, 2006

I'm Gay


Helpimscared posted:

What the hell was this guy doing to cause this?

Running. It's this activity that involves moving

Your Dead Gay Son
Jan 1, 2006

I'm Gay


Hours of abrasion will tear the gently caress outta your nips

Always put a bandaid on or rub Vaseline all over them

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008

The most richly flavored of all drunkards.

I'm a pretty fat guy and run half marathons a few times a year, that happens to me a lot. Hurts less than you'd think

Copley Depot
Jul 9, 2009

This space reserved for future text.

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Hours of abrasion will tear the gently caress outta your nips

Always put a bandaid on or rub Vaseline all over them
even if you're not running a marathons

THS
Jun 23, 2002

bad doggy


wow athletics is loving gross.. yet another reason why its more logical to stay inside and pursue pursuits of the mind

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BRICKFACE
Apr 20, 2002

I BITE

nasty



just nasty

all of you

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