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Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.
why is every single one of your posts edited

-Missartaq

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smg77
Apr 27, 2007
/\/\/\/\/\ He keeps posting and forgetting to sign his posts so he edits it back in. He's trolling us hardcore...


Missartaq posted:

Or I could just take a "chill pill" and wait for my new XBOX ONE to arrive, with Destiny and (when released), The division.

And in the mean time keeping you people busy in here. Yes, that's what is going to happen.....

-Missartaq (Just say NO).

You should buy yourself a puppetmaster avatar.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
I unironically think he should get invited to GW for a certain Very Special event we have coming up. Afterwards we can purge him again.

-Missartaq

Alkabob
May 31, 2011
I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please
If he is unhappy with the trial he can always appeal to Space Supreme Court.

-Cool Blue Reason

Mimesweeper
Mar 11, 2009

Smellrose
Keeping goons busy by posting in a thread... :master:

I can't believe you idiots are hazing this genius, talk about wasted potential. He probably doesn't even want to join anymore.

-Missartaq

goattrails
Nov 27, 2009

Ride the frog, baby!
On behalf of danish goons everywhere, I'd like to apologize for all posts the OP makes before he gets banned.

:denmark:

Iriquois
Jun 6, 2013
First thread I ever 5'd.

OP goes from typical j4g to forums superstar to gibbering wreck of bitter hatred in 7 days.

We are watching the next Gevlon being born. OP is going to dedicate his online and offline life to ensuring our total destruction and fail miserably.

-Missartaq

goattrails
Nov 27, 2009

Ride the frog, baby!
I did everyone a favor and added the OP to the Goonwaffe auth blacklist, where he will join superstars such as Prencleeve Grothsmore.

goattrails fucked around with this message at 08:51 on Sep 9, 2014

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
Free Missartaq.

-Missartaq

PS Don't really free Missartaq.

PPS -Missartaq

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Missartaq posted:


-Missartaq (Just say NO).

Running a joke into the ground like that? Definitely a goon.


~Missatarq for Internet Spaceship Guilde CEO

Leeroy
Mar 18, 2014

WhiteHalo117 posted:

Stop trying to derail this brilliant thread with your empty promises and broken dreams of a game.....

Missartaq again play Eve Online with Wildly Inappropriate as I've said before they are openly recruiting. You can play Eve with the top minds in GSF such as Ajex Fowl!

-Missartaq (Please don't stop posting)


I suspect Lord Ferritos would be a little upset :irony:

-Missartaq

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

I'd like to see a transcript of this so-called space court

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

https://soundcloud.com/eeeaan/space-court-3-a-few-good-goons

Space Court is legit

Missartaq
Sep 1, 2014

I prestiged in EVE Online, and all I have to show for it is this shitty medal.

Minrad posted:

why is every single one of your posts edited

-Missartaq

I got flammed for making spelling mistakes, so if i find any mistakes, I correct them before getting flammed for them.

-Missartaq (Didn't forget).

Missartaq
Sep 1, 2014

I prestiged in EVE Online, and all I have to show for it is this shitty medal.

magic mountain posted:

Keeping goons busy by posting in a thread... :master:

I can't believe you idiots are hazing this genius, talk about wasted potential. He probably doesn't even want to join anymore.

-Missartaq

BINGO, spot on dude....

-Missartaq (Didn't forget, and just say NO).

Missartaq
Sep 1, 2014

I prestiged in EVE Online, and all I have to show for it is this shitty medal.

For those of you that doesn't know this, that court was another try to get me to pay isk for the "service" they provided. And, NO, I didn't fell for it, but i made at least 5 people use almost an hour on it, and that is just priceless, and absolutely hilarious.

-Missartaq (Where can I start that supreme court thing?).

Missartaq
Sep 1, 2014

I prestiged in EVE Online, and all I have to show for it is this shitty medal.

goattrails posted:

I did everyone a favor and added the OP to the Goonwaffe auth blacklist, where he will join superstars such as Prencleeve Grothsmore.

Thanx, I "owe" you one....

-Missartaq (Can't really stop laughing at this point).

Missartaq
Sep 1, 2014

I prestiged in EVE Online, and all I have to show for it is this shitty medal.

smg77 posted:

/\/\/\/\/\ He keeps posting and forgetting to sign his posts so he edits it back in. He's trolling us hardcore...


You should buy yourself a puppetmaster avatar.

Naaaa, because I got this cool EVE avatar for free, and after seeing the responses it got, I really must thank the one who gave it to me an extra time. THANK YOU.

-Missartaq (Again just freaking priceless).

Fix Lag
Sep 8, 2011

There's a sale at Penny's!
Holy poo poo that's an amazing pentapost

-Missartaq

goattrails
Nov 27, 2009

Ride the frog, baby!

Missartaq posted:

Thanx, I "owe" you one....

-Missartaq (Can't really stop laughing at this point).

You can get me a beer in Århus.

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002



Moral_Hazard
Aug 21, 2012

Rich Kid of Insurancegram

This is hilarious. All it needed was the Law and Order theme in the background.

ninja edit: -Missartaq

Attack on Princess
Dec 15, 2008

To yolo rolls! The cause and solution to all problems!
His posts are increasing at a geometric rate. Our new models indicate that there will be an octa event within the next 24 hours.

-Missartaq (giving in to peer pressure)

Missartaq
Sep 1, 2014

I prestiged in EVE Online, and all I have to show for it is this shitty medal.

goattrails posted:

You can get me a beer in Århus.

Next time I got a job or a meeting in Århus, I will take you up on that, or let me know if you near our capital one fine day.

-Missartaq (Welcome to the jungle).

Missartaq
Sep 1, 2014

I prestiged in EVE Online, and all I have to show for it is this shitty medal.

Donnerberg posted:

His posts are increasing at a geometric rate. Our new models indicate that there will be an octa event within the next 24 hours.

-Missartaq (giving in to peer pressure)

Or I just got out of bed, and wanted to address your really great responses that came in while I was a sleep.

And let me add, I'm really impressed and quite proud that you people are putting in so much time to make me feel welcome.

-Missartaq (F.Y.A.T.H.A.B).

Deadclown
Aug 1, 2014

Missartaq posted:

For those of you that doesn't know this, that court was another try to get me to pay isk for the "service" they provided. And, NO, I didn't fell for it, but i made at least 5 people use almost an hour on it, and that is just priceless, and absolutely hilarious.

-Missartaq (Where can I start that supreme court thing?).


I cannot think of a more optimal way for 5 people to spend their time than having space court.

Deadclown fucked around with this message at 15:29 on Sep 9, 2014

Wales Grey
Jun 20, 2012

Missartaq posted:

Or I just got out of bed, and wanted to address your really great responses that came in while I was a sleep.

And let me add, I'm really impressed and quite proud that you people are putting in so much time to make me feel welcome.

-Missartaq (F.Y.A.T.H.A.B).

Do you like anime? Something Awful is a safe space to talk about your favorite kawaiikochan, or kowaikochan if that's your thing.

-midsaeraq (Currently Listening to: Linken Park)

Archimago
Jun 18, 2014

I just want to nom on Merrill

Missartaq posted:

Or I could just take a "chill pill" and wait for my new XBOX ONE to arrive, with Destiny and (when released), The division.

And in the mean time keeping you people busy in here. Yes, that's what is going to happen.....

-Missartaq (Just say NO).

You bought an Xbone? You really are a glutton for punishment.

Enjoy dat 720p.

-Steve Balmer

ShankyMcStabber
Mar 9, 2012

I spend way too much money on computer parts.

Archimago posted:

You bought an Xbone? You really are a glutton for punishment.

Enjoy dat 720p.

-Steve Balmer

I am not sure which was the better scam.

Convincing him to contract his stuff over in Eve or him believing the commercials and actually paying :10bux: for an XBone.


~Barack Obama

goattrails
Nov 27, 2009

Ride the frog, baby!
For :10bux: I would probably buy one. :11bux: is definitely the top limit though.

hello internet
Sep 13, 2004

slap my booty

The Claptain
May 11, 2014

Grimey Drawer

Missartaq posted:

For those of you that doesn't know this, that court was another try to get me to pay isk for the "service" they provided. And, NO, I didn't fell for it, but i made at least 5 people use almost an hour on it, and that is just priceless, and absolutely hilarious.

-Missartaq (Where can I start that supreme court thing?).

You are right. It is priceless and absolutely hilarious. Just not in a way you think.

-Missartaq

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!

Deadclown posted:

I cannot think of a more optimal way for 5 people to spend their time than having space court.

I can't imagine how sad of a person you'd have to be to not enjoy the heck out of Space Court.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Missartaq posted:

:bravo2: XBOX ONE :bravo2:

-Missartaq (Just say NO).

I really liked you OP until this.

:dogout:

-Missartacky

Deadclown
Aug 1, 2014

Deki posted:

I can't imagine how sad of a person you'd have to be to not enjoy the heck out of Space Court.

I'm not sad at all, I have watched every movie in my anime collection 73 times and space court is all I have left.

smg77
Apr 27, 2007
OP has enough money for an xbone but not enough to buy plat so Lowtax's daughters can eat? So sad.

Missartaq
Sep 1, 2014

I prestiged in EVE Online, and all I have to show for it is this shitty medal.

smg77 posted:

OP has enough money for an xbone but not enough to buy plat so Lowtax's daughters can eat? So sad.

Ok, let me clear this up once and for all. You people want me to buy premium membership, so its never ever going to happen.

And for those of you (And that's quite allot, judging by your posts), that don't understand what that means, that means that I'm never going to pay to be a premium member on this forum.

And I can do everything I need to on this forum, so I'm keeping the money for something I really want or need. Hell I even got a free avatar, that is way cooler than any of you premium members have (And that is really pissing some of you people of, and that makes it even cooler). And it didn't cost me a dime.

And if Lowtax's daughters rely on people paying on this forum, to eat, shouldn't you people be hounding him for being a bad parent?

Again, let it go, it's not going to happen.

-Missartaq (Not going to be a premium member, EVER).

Missartaq
Sep 1, 2014

I prestiged in EVE Online, and all I have to show for it is this shitty medal.

NurhacisUrn posted:

I really liked you OP until this.

:dogout:

-Missartacky

First I considered buying an Play station 4, but already got Play station 3, so went for the XBOX One this time.

-Missartaq (I'm just burning money left and right, but never ever going to pay for a premium membership on this forum).

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Missartaq posted:

And if Lowtax's daughters rely on people paying on this forum, to eat, shouldn't you people be hounding him for being a bad parent?

Well let's be fair, its pretty low on the list of things to hound Lowtax about. Slenderman is still out there stabbing tweens, for example.

-Missatarq (:feelsgood:)

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Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

Missartaq posted:

Ok, let me clear this up once and for all. You people want me to buy premium membership, so its never ever going to happen.

And for those of you (And that's quite allot, judging by your posts), that don't understand what that means, that means that I'm never going to pay to be a premium member on this forum.

And I can do everything I need to on this forum, so I'm keeping the money for something I really want or need. Hell I even got a free avatar, that is way cooler than any of you premium members have (And that is really pissing some of you people of, and that makes it even cooler). And it didn't cost me a dime.

And if Lowtax's daughters rely on people paying on this forum, to eat, shouldn't you people be hounding him for being a bad parent?

Again, let it go, it's not going to happen.

-Missartaq (Not going to be a premium member, EVER).

I also want you to keep posting, those that mean you will stop now? :v:

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