Fogwall: Mining the depths of dwarven depravity. (DF14)

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Here's hoping my dwarf is a crafter who goes crazy and kills people.

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 10:14

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ninjewtsu posted:

I want to intentionally make this fortress near unplayable for the third Overseer

I know we are not voting but if we were the honesty of this candidate has my vote.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2014 16:34

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My brother is the big DF player of the family (Im just the big LP reader) and he thinks your plan has something to do with Large Serrated Disks behind doors.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2014 16:44

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Air is lava! posted:

The lustfull rawness of nature is a cool title. I hope we get to see this thing eventually.

Me to eh, thats a great name for a fortress's mortal enemy.

We must fight it with fire and industry.

Gridlocked fucked around with this message at 15:14 on Sep 18, 2014

# ¿ Sep 18, 2014 15:06

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Spanish Matlock posted:

So Nature, it's Lustful you say? And Raw. And its "root" has been "waxed". So how exactly is it killing that dwarf again?

Sensually

# ¿ Sep 18, 2014 15:53

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It closes in the wrong direction.... aha. Ahaha

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

# ¿ Sep 21, 2014 02:06

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Ratoslov posted:

This is the very spirit of Dwarf Fortress LP! Good job!

Indeed indeed :golfclap:

# ¿ Sep 21, 2014 15:43

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Veloxyll posted:

Ahaha. I didn't even look. I just found someone who didn't have many labours assigned and added them.
That, or I added you because it'll be funny when we get a legendary Military Dwarf called Fat And Useless (I have no idea what weapon you have actually picked up at this point). I assure you that corpulent and quick to tire were ENTIRELY accidental.

It's the accidental stuff that is the best.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2014 11:24

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Veloxyll posted:

The human ambassador finally catches up with our Baron too.

Now hang on a second. My DF skills and memories of play are awful at best but does that say that the human's diplomat isn't just a Serpentman but a Serpentman Vampire Lawgiver?!

# ¿ Sep 29, 2014 05:05

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Boing posted:

Yeah we're gonna need the story of that human serpentman vampire diplomat lawgiver.

Obviously he is a hero worthy of a story. Maybe an ex-adventurer?

# ¿ Sep 29, 2014 11:24

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symuun posted:

EVERYTHING

Holy poo poo that guy is baddass.

# ¿ Sep 30, 2014 01:51

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Dallbun posted:

Trap him in a cage until Kafit Rootwaxed shows up, and let's find out.

I so wish we could do this.

Can we do this?

Veloxyll posted:

Os the Narccistic. Loving all the Os fanfic

Is it fanfic though? It sounds like some slightly fluffed expansion on the characters randomly generated in-game history. Which makes it even more badass.

Gridlocked fucked around with this message at 06:33 on Sep 30, 2014

# ¿ Sep 30, 2014 06:31

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Grey Hunter posted:

Yeah, I sometimes wonder if we should do a historian LP at some point, just spend time dicking around in a world learning its history - no forts, just adventurers, maps and stories from legends.

I could take a bash at turning a DF map into something more realistic, and then we would be able to link places and people to locations on a map, track their movements and see how good a world DF has really generated.

People of a more violent bent could go around collecting artifacts from the past as well, as well as giving a fitting end to the various badasses.

A historical LP would be pretty neat.

# ¿ Sep 30, 2014 08:27

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Sweet atleast now we will have some amazing carved artwork directly relevant to our fortress happening.

Hopefully they are all of Elk Birds, who are far more dangerous than Gugo.

Also we need some artwork comissioned for Gugo.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2014 05:35

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Have we not yet selected a new leader?

# ¿ Oct 3, 2014 13:26

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Sweet if slightly over the top execution device!

You need to make it even more over the top and have a catchment underneath to catch the blood dripping through some grates in order to power an infernal machine.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2014 15:24

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necrotic posted:

So its not Os? Oh dear... perhaps he turned someone to the dark side on his last visit.

I suspect that was the case.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2014 05:53

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Spanish Matlock posted:

If youve been paying attention you should have a decent idea who it is. I'm gonna leave that problem for the next guy though.

Just put it in spoiler tags for those of us too blind to see.

# ¿ Oct 13, 2014 08:42

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Pvt.Scott posted:

I figure the best way to find a Dwarven vampire is to cut the booze off and whoever isn't miserable and thirsty after twenty minutes gets chucked in the pit.

I figure the best way to find a Dwarven vampire is to cut the booze off and whoever isn't miserable and thirsty after twenty minutes gets ~~chucked in the pit~~ turned into a lever pulling supercomputer to run the fortress defenses.

# ¿ Oct 13, 2014 16:31

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Haifisch posted:

gently caress it, put my name in the hat. I'm good at managing day-to-day fort life but bad at military, so clearly I'm what fogwall needs.

I feel safe in your hands.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2014 11:37

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Just try your best Nin and if it goes tits up then its because God/s willed it.

# ¿ Oct 31, 2014 03:06

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Spanish Matlock posted:

Stephen Armstrong spoilers:

Stephen Armstrong arrived at the fort with expert skills in fighting, and absolutely no friends.
Although he was the leader of another group he apparently has never talked to another dwarf in his life.
He also has a secret goal in life, which is most likely the bugged immortality goal.

It's funny because he's a fantastic liar but has poor creativity, which explains his dumbly inconsistent story.
I had locked him up because I planned on using him as a combat horse. Since the humans have that snake thing and the
goblins have the rat thing, I figured it's only fair for fogwall to have its own pet monster.

I'm a fan of infecting all of the wounded with vampirism when they are Brought Water though.

Oh that's who the vampire is. I never figured it out.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2014 06:01

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Solid Poopsnake posted:

For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is Urist Galt?

Armok Shrugged :banjo:

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# ¿ Nov 3, 2014 10:50

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I have no words. Only tears of joy mixed with moans of confusion; sprinkled with thoughts of "And yet we haven't fallen yet."

# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 01:44

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Veloxyll posted:

You poor poor fools.

Yay I have caught up AND was dwarfed!

I am scared for my dwarfs future!

# ¿ Jan 28, 2015 08:10

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Dashticle posted:

e: double post, update incoming

You better not be letting me die the day I got there :smith:

# ¿ Jan 29, 2015 02:26

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Oh god you let me die didn't you.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2015 03:47

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Migrant to Mayor in no time.

Dwarf me is better than real me

# ¿ Feb 4, 2015 02:55

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Funky Valentine posted:

Being mayor of Fogwall is like being mayor of Mogadishu.

Literally still a bigger achievement then I have ever made.

Rock on Dwarf me. May you not die accidentally to a raging baby dwarf.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2015 04:48

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TildeATH posted:

Don't ever go to sleep and you'll be fine.

Wanna bet I ban the export of shoes then get murdered by an angry vampire shoe maker wielding a Human Skin Moccasin that menaces with spikes of Goblin bone?

# ¿ Feb 4, 2015 05:58

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Funky Valentine posted:

Honestly it's safe to assume that everyone is a vampire now.

I'm not a vampire.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2015 06:47

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Rotekian posted:

The illegal mayor's punishment has been decided.

How the gently caress did that happen?

# ¿ Feb 25, 2015 06:06

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I don't even understand how I murdered so many people.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2015 05:23

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Psawhn posted:

/ : You were framed (as in, manually assigned by the player) for every crime listed in the Justice screen.

Oh I thought there was some crazy DF poo poo happening

# ¿ Feb 26, 2015 07:26

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So I am infact the Mayor and Captain of the Guard despite the fact I am also a gigantic criminal (framed) and I am responsible for keeping myself imprisoned.

Can I atleast do something productive while in prison?

# ¿ Feb 26, 2015 16:35

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Dashticle posted:

Holy poo poo. It's like a dwarven remake of the Green Mile crossed with uh, Hannibal? The genial mass murderer mayor that everybody loves... if the Hammerer ever gets a shot at those Hammerstrikes he might have to hammer his way out of a mob afterwards.

I request that Griddlocked be given the job of Hammerer.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2015 00:10

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I move that Gridlocked be set free and his punishment changed to forever being forced to police this insane cesspool of a Fortress for the rest of his mortal life.

13 Obsidian

I, Griddlocked, mayor of Fogwall, dispenser of Justice and Hammerings, Captain of the Guard have once again spent the day guarding the prisoner and dispensing Justice as required. Today I punished him by looking in the mirror then headbutting him a few times. He is sore and thusly punished.

Gridlocked fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Feb 28, 2015

# ¿ Feb 28, 2015 02:03

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MrWillsauce posted:

P.S. Gridlock stole the bridge.

: My Bridge now.

# ¿ Mar 31, 2015 02:45

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BattleCattle posted:

This is the best idea Gridlocked has had all day. Let's ask Gridlocked what he thinks.

: I suggest building a new bridge. :regd08:

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YellerBill posted:

Gridlockedwall: Mining the depths of Gridlocked's depravity. (DF14)

Officially Gridlocked Approved :devil:

Gridlocked fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Apr 1, 2015

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