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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

3-4 posts above your champ.

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Demon of the East posted:

don't call me champ

Ok sport.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Krinkle posted:

I would not complain about dicks though, it's fine. Draw more dicks and dudes sucking on dicks. Make the babies squirm boo hoo my culture saturated in tits and rear end made me look at a gay dick once every third sunday.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Regarding the Wachowskis:

SALT CURES HAM posted:

Yeah, but fortunately execs seem to be ignoring that and (at least up until very recently) dickriding them because of how much of a success The Matrix was.

Vargo posted:

There is no way that you are clever enough to make a joke this subtle intentionally.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

That's a cute story but as someone who remembers Gen I Pokemon on the playground I find it hard to believe that a crowd of kids would actually be able to see anything happening on those glare-friendly monochrome Game Boys of the time, unless the kids slowed the battle down to a crawl to share what had happened with each move.

:goonsay:

:spergin:

:goonsay:

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

What is going on here, I don't even understand.

It's a Doctor Who thing. Take it from a fan you're way better off not knowing.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Hat Thoughts posted:

It's a really good episode, and people get mad when their dumb kids show acts like a dumb kids show.

Oh hey it's "that guy." Hi that guy.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I wonder if goon-kind would be better or worse if we were all forced to read A Confederacy of Dunces before posting.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

True. Definitely worse.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Lottery of Babylon posted:

The great secret of Something Awful is that the only non-quarantine forum is Coupons. All other forums exist solely to keep Coupons safe.

Don't know if you're a fresh 2012 or a re-reg but if you're the former I'm really bloody impressed you figured it out so soon.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

You forgot this:

Trabant posted:

Here's a quick guide to browsing the thread, hth


mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Tiler Kiwi posted:

no i dont like seeing stupid internet poo poo make the news

this is like learning your imaginary friend is real, and is holding the president at knifepoint, and he wont stop namedropping you

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

/


The Napoleon of Crime

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

I think people get kinda mad about it is because people like the above make not so subtle implications that if you didnt like the game or rated it low you dont like gay people or women.

Yeah I can see this. I don't think Gone Home is bad, I actually kind-of dig it, but the way people try to smear those who criticize it is just as bad as the people who actually do sperg about it for being a game about gays and women.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

naem posted:

Yes let's fill in the bay, the thing that makes the bay area pretty and desirable

naem posted:

WELCOME TO AREA

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Goons have the best back-to-back reactions sometimes.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

If anyone was curious about the snake-skin effect of the graft, it's because they take the raw graft and put it through a skin mesher. The skin mesher basically looks like a pasta maker, and has interchangeable bladed rollers to cut a specific pattern into the skin graft which allows it to expand up to 9 times it's original size. Quite handy so you don't need to donate as much skin as was lost.



Suicide Sam E. posted:

Thanks for this image to complete the unpleasant process of Enfield's recovery. Before I was just picturing doctors scraping skin off of him to staple to the back of his skull, but now I have further insight to them perforating the skin first. My world is just so much richer.

RAGE HOLE posted:

Wow, that is really loving cool. I want mine set to a spirograph pattern.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I'm assured they're very funny but I never have the patience for them either because they tend to arrive void of context--often as the entire point--and rarely have a good opening hook to suck you into each poster's particular brand of insanity. Sometimes I can hammer away at one or two and find some interesting stuff, but most of the time I just feel like I'm at another studio art installation only in this one the joke is that everyone knows playing with feces makes you retarded no matter how nice a drawing of Jesus you can make with it.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

darkwing cuck posted:

remember this guy killed his son cuz guns don't kill people

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

whoflungpoop posted:

ive never actually felt my ovaries releasing sand before

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Yeah, it was pretty interesting coming of age during 9/11 and the Second Gulf War and being hammered with the realization that at least half the country is buttfucking crazy stupid.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Trig Discipline posted:

Okay, I read the whole thread. It was, unsurprisingly, loving depressing. The only other quote that really jumped out at me as unexpected was this one, apparently from a time-traveller.

History is littered with the remnants of people who could see that the Emperor has no clothes, and it never ever matters.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Well, Harley Quinn's cast of characters just got weirder. Meet Edgar Fullerton Yeung.


Harley Quinn Annual #1

CapnAndy posted:

Yes, I wonder whose son Ed Fu Yeung could possibly be.

Cassa posted:

That just seems like a string of random monkey cheese with no hope of payoff.

Random Stranger posted:

Sadly, I know about 80% of it is actually from the comics. My brain should not be used to store this kind of information.

Cangelosi posted:

How can an egg have children?

HOW CAN AN EGG HAVE CHILDREN?

ImpAtom posted:

He was fertilized, duh.

Alternate ending:

Gavok posted:

By having sex with a chicken.

Now which one came first? That I can't answer.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

ShufflerZero posted:

Pride & Prejudice and the relative importance of Keira Knightley's neck vs a tree


Mr. Flunchy posted:

That tree has an excellent agent.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Probably nothing really, but the people playing them have aged and played very similar iterations of the same franchise year after year to have finally outgrown it.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

gently caress techies.

Baracula posted:

is that the line for the guillotine?

Doflamingo posted:

guillotine? is that the new app everyone's been talking about??

Wowbagger2004 posted:

Nah it would be guillrtine or maybe guillotn

Baracula posted:

decapitatr

Wowbagger2004 posted:

There it is.

Wowbagger2004 posted:

I will invest 500 million USD where do I sign

Pebergehund posted:

It really cuts out the middle man

Doflamingo posted:

ISIS hates it!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Xaris posted:

Heh heh PM me for deets. SA is the new dark net :twisted:

codename for getting SA darknet mail order drugs for teh FBIs watching:

"I'm gay" = "Want 10g of MDMA 2-d shipping"
"Tane" = "Have Cocaine, Want Trade for Sex/Drugs"
"Cuck" = "Black Market Viagra. Buy Fast"
"Friendtalk" = "half kilo of GHB, Want to sell"

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Phrasing posted:



I survived by not being inside the buildings.

:911:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

ElGroucho posted:

Who is Amanda Palmer?

The kind of girl who marries Neil Gaiman, that's who

mysterious frankie posted:

If you own more than three Legendary Pink Dots albums on vinyl (and just from looking at him I assume he does) then a person with borderline personality disorder basically has a magnet in their genitals that will drag you kicking and screaming out of any healthy living arrangement and right into the car parked under a bridge that they've been hunkered down in.

spooky girlfriend posted:

lol wow. I can see this happening though, because Neil Gaiman is a goth and goths have poo poo taste in everything.

mookface posted:

Yeah that's the thing about goths they can be nice and cool intelligent people that somehow manage to find a way to be retarded in a lot of ways

Twitch posted:

I hate to get solipsistic, but I'm pretty sure Amanda Palmer has never actually recorded any music, and Dresden Dolls is just a fake band that teenagers say they listen to so they can sound arty.

Harime Nui posted:

She gave a TED talk about how she was a literal couch surfing mooch but it was an enriching experience to eat out of the fridge of some poor Mexican people for real

ElGroucho posted:

I've been a poor Mexican boy

Let me tell you, the rooms may suck, the cars won't start, the dogs are sick and the heat doesn't work

But goddamnit, that fridge is full

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Because I honestly can't tell who is serious on these forums any more, is that dude honestly having a meltdown because someone said Harry Potter turned out ok even though he was abused? Or is it one of those ironic things to make fun of adults who read Harry Potter books in the first place?

It's SomethingAwful. It literally does not matter which is the case, the man is going to get mocked incessantly either way and likely by different people for both reasons.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

It's not that I didn't see that the Geneva Convention was in effect when we started a war with China, but really public torture and widespread use of chemical weapons are just part of the meta and if you're not prepared to play that way you really shouldn't bother playing at all because among other things you're not going to win. I mean you can just be a grunt in the machine. That's what I do. I don't have it in me to dedicate myself to torturing civilians and giving orders to use white phosphorus on refugees. I just don't have sympathy for anyone who gets a face full of Mustard Gas after becoming a citizen of the US or China. That's all.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I shared it with my friend and he swears up and down it's just a copy/paste from 4chan or some place just like it circa 2009.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Never let it be said that SA ever has any kind-of high ground compared to the rest of the charnel houses for content on the internet save for its seniority, claims to progeny like 4chan, and some marginally funny memes.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Nanomashoes posted:

I come here to keep ahead of the culture curve.

You remembered! <3 <3 <3

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

This is most funny if you're familiar with Moon Over June, a very unpleasant webcomic that tries its damndest to make straight men gay by drawing the grossest looking sex between attractive lesbians imaginable.

Radio Help posted:

"Your child will be able to draw, but only horribly twisted characters that are inherently unappealing to the eye"
-old gypsy woman, slighted ~30 years ago

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Would you mind clarifying your intended meaning of this word here?

insert the word "supposedly" before attractive. I was trying to keep the sentence from becoming unwieldy but since you've cast a spotlight on it I guess there's no holding back now!

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Trig Discipline posted:

Oh man, I just realized nobody has ever told me the whys of genitals. :ohdear:

Feels good when you touch 'em with stuff, makes babies if you want, and is such a fundamental drive in our hindbrains that it is considered a literal disorder if you don't have some kind-of sexual inclination.

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