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I have gradually become more and more disillusioned with the west - our obsession with material goods, working for a paycheck and ridiculous human rights legislation. I've been involved with political groups for a few years now in an attempt to "change the system from within", but it's not working. My political views aren't exactly mainstream - I would consider myself a Communist Nazi, which is like a normal Nazi but with a heavy emphasis on agriculture. Since I'm not around many people with similar views to myself in America, this leaves me little choice but to defect to North Korea. Does anyone have any first-hand experience of defecting? How did you do it? Did you enjoy it? Are you still there? Do they train you in digging irrigation ditches or should I take a course before I go? My rough plan is to fly to South Korea and make my way to the border. Is it quite easy to run across the border or should I take a flag? Would a white flag of surrender me the best thing, or a North Korean flag to show my allegiance? Should I attempt to buy one of those fetching grey suits BEFORE I go or will the North Koreans supply me with one? (I am obviously taller than your average North Korean but they must have tailors.) What about when I'm there? Will I be worshiped as a god, sent to teach North Koreans the evils of Ford and Coca-cola? I obviously want to do my fair share of farming as well, but most of my experience is in carrots and I've heard the North Koreans mainly eat grass, which I've always found quite easy to grow anyway so it shouldn't a problem. My main question though is this: If I don't like it what is the notice period to go home? A week or a month? Will they fly me out or do I have to organise that myself? Any help is appreciated, from former/current defectors or just anyone with an interest in the subject 
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spread my pussy
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as far as i can tell you're already defective, op
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Sep 5, 2014 22:17
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They will probably not believe you, tell you that you are CIA, then execute you for trumped up charges of dissidence.
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Sep 5, 2014 22:24
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have fun being tortured all throughout the last 18 months of your life
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Sep 5, 2014 22:25
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asian men will electrocute your genitals until you die
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Sep 5, 2014 22:25
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scalded schlong posted:asian men will electrocute your genitals until you die the only way i can cum
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Sep 5, 2014 22:26
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do it and post a update thread
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Sep 5, 2014 22:26
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cool im sure you will be accepted with open arms later
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Sep 5, 2014 22:27
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you will probably become a famous movie star who plays an evil American general in every film
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Sep 5, 2014 22:27
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scalded schlong posted:asian men will electrocute your genitals until you die nice username/post combo
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Sep 5, 2014 22:27
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LifeSizePotato posted:as far as i can tell you're already defective, op this+im gay
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Sep 5, 2014 22:29
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Isn't one of the current american prisoners a sperg who went there, ripped his US passport so he could join the revolution and now is begging anyone who would listen that he wants the hell out ?
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Miltank posted:you will probably become a famous movie star who plays an evil American general in every film 500 grams of rice a day for him and his family!
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DPRK might not be the best idea. They aren't all that great with agriculture either. However, just going to the border isn't that great a plan. 2 mile wide, patrolled demilitarized zone, lots of landmines and such. You'd want to join a tour group for Panmunjom. When hey get you down near the blue buildings, you are going to want to try to run between them. ROK guards will possibly be positioned near the corners of the blue buildings and you're going to have try really really hard to get past them. Speed will be your best option. On the other side of this boarder/sidewalk...  Will be the 3 North Korean guards. They may, or may not let you cross. You're other option is to become marginally proficient at professional basketball.
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Sep 5, 2014 22:29
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hang out with those nerds or these dudes?  not even close imo
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Sep 5, 2014 22:33
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south korea is better imo
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Decebal posted:Isn't one of the current american prisoners a sperg who went there, ripped his US passport so he could join the revolution and now is He was most likely some sort of traitor. Or maybe he was givin a mission to return to the west and spread the world of the Revolution. Miltank posted:you will probably become a famous movie star who plays an evil American general in every film That doesn't sound too bad, but I'd really prefer to just be a normal farmer. Of course I'd be willing to do anything the state asked of me. mookface posted:do it and post a update thread I intend to. Does anyone know what the internets like in NK? I obviously don't need top of the range speeds, but fast enough to watch BBC iPlayer and access the CNN website + browsing SA should be plenty. DiHK posted:They will probably not believe you, tell you that you are CIA, then execute you for trumped up charges of dissidence. Why would the CIA have a presence in NK? One the one hand they're a unified, non corrupt society, so the CIA wouldn't be able to turn people against eachother like they can in the rest of the world. On the other hand, why would the western hegemony want to send it's best agents to a place where they could learn about other ways of thinking?
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Decebal posted:Isn't one of the current american prisoners a sperg who went there, ripped his US passport so he could join the revolution and now is  quote:Melissa Morris, 24, who went to high school with Miller, recalled him being "very quiet but extremely intelligent." She said the two worked on a class project together, which was the last time they interacted.
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Sep 5, 2014 22:41
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shiksa posted:hang out with those nerds or these dudes? That's one slick rear end uniform.
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Sep 5, 2014 22:58
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Miltank posted:you will probably become a famous movie star who plays an evil American general in every film i'd defect if i got this deal living in nkor is p sweet if you're rich as hell
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Sep 5, 2014 22:58
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I dont think you are being serious. Plz b serious and go there and then you will die.
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Sep 5, 2014 23:07
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Who is this ugly rear end beat poetry sjw motherfucker Good I'm glad he's gone
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Sep 5, 2014 23:10
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You know you can just fly directly to North Korea, no crossing borders required. You'll have to figure out how to escape from your North Korean guide though. Hopefully they will not shoot you. Try flying in pretending to be a retired NBA player, they seem to be welcome there. WilltheMagicAsian fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Sep 5, 2014 |
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Sep 5, 2014 23:10
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if you escape from your guide your guide will be shot, as will his family
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Sep 5, 2014 23:22
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Make sure to keep posting after you get to the glorious republic of north korea
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Sep 5, 2014 23:35
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Tell me more about Juche.
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Sep 5, 2014 23:48
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i support you op, follow your dreams
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Sep 5, 2014 23:56
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scalded schlong posted:if you escape from your guide your guide will be shot, as will his family Outing a secret traitor is a good way to start in NK, imo.
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Sep 5, 2014 23:59
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Nelson Mandingo posted:Tell me more about Juche. it hasnt been juche since the fatty kim I days, its all about the songun now
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Sep 5, 2014 23:59
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Don't listen to the naysayers, faith in the Great Leader will let you persevere.
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Sep 6, 2014 00:18
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you must present them with the severed genitals of at least three capitalists* to prove your dedication *yours and two others
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Sep 6, 2014 00:41
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DiHK posted:They will probably not believe you, tell you that you are CIA, then execute you for trumped up charges of dissidence. Morkyz IS CIA I just said that so when NK does a background check and find SA they'll really really trust him
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Sep 6, 2014 00:51
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What is Carmen Electra like in bed, OP? Is Scottie Pippen as stuck up as he seems?
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Sep 6, 2014 00:53
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good
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Sep 6, 2014 01:33
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i want to go to nk cause I'm 5'3" and i want to know tall privilege just once in my life take grown men for piggyback rides and toss cars and poo poo 
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Sep 6, 2014 01:48
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hope you like eating boiled rat, op. b/c that's all they got over there for meat.
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Sep 6, 2014 01:49
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well OP since you're plat they're gonna need to poke around inside you skull; see what make you such an awesome poster.
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Sep 6, 2014 01:52
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enjoy all the kimchi and rape. but especially the rape.
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Start with China and work your way into NK that way.
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