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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
Pick either magical or super power (you can only have one) and I will tell you which you get in this thread

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Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013
aids

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I'm a magic man

imandyyo
Mar 19, 2012
What's my magical power?

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

gnarlyhotep posted:

I'm a magic man


You can make cum disappear (into your butt)

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Give me a super power you jerk.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

imandyyo posted:

What's my magical power?

You can read the minds of dogs

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Grant DaNasty posted:

Give me a super power you jerk.

The power to crush concrete triangles with your dick

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
^^^gently caress youuuuu^^^
Jimson slyly steals 7th post

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Quickscope420dad posted:

You can make cum disappear (into your butt)

I already knew that, this thread is worthless to me

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

aids


e;fb

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

gnarlyhotep posted:

I already knew that, this thread is worthless to me


But you don't have to be being hosed for it to happen

like if there's a cum puddle somewhere and you see it you can do jazz hands and the cum teleports into your butt

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Quickscope420dad posted:

But you don't have to be being hosed for it to happen

like if there's a cum puddle somewhere and you see it you can do jazz hands and the cum teleports into your butt

ok I like this

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

gnarlyhotep posted:

ok I like this

plz only use this power for good though

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Quickscope420dad posted:

plz only use this power for good though

I'll try

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Quickscope420dad posted:

The power to crush concrete triangles with your dick

Can I crush other things too? I don't have any concrete triangles.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Give me something suicide related. So I can kill myself.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Who What Now posted:

Give me something suicide related. So I can kill myself.

magic or superpower though

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Grant DaNasty posted:

Can I crush other things too? I don't have any concrete triangles.

also pyramids

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

ok whats my magic power lady gaga??

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Quickscope420dad posted:

magic or superpower though

What do guns count as?

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe
rolling Arcane here.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Feranon posted:

ok whats my magic power lady gaga??

you have the power to lock furries in their fursuits for longer than they would like

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



what's my magical power?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Quickscope420dad posted:

you have the power to lock furries in their fursuits for longer than they would like

my power sucks in comparison to this :(

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
What magical power do I have?

Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013
greetings, byob denizens.

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord
I want to be super, what's my power?

kode54
Nov 26, 2007

aka kuroshi
Fun Shoe
Do you believe in magic? I know I do.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I'll take a superpower, please.

Mutant Headcrab
May 14, 2007
Magical power is usually pretty cool. Do I need to roll a hit die or something?

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Magic is an affront to God.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Who What Now posted:

What do guns count as?

guns don't count in this but you can have the power to will yourself to die in any cinema during a showing of a twilight saga episode

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Unhinged Vulcan posted:

rolling Arcane here.

You can summon the spirit of Michael Jackson as entertainment for children's birthday parties

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Verisimilidude posted:

what's my magical power?

you can see through men's clothes

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Throwdini posted:

What magical power do I have?

The power to ruin threads with seriousposting

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Accordion Man posted:

I want to be super, what's my power?

You can turn into an accordion at will

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed
I would like to find out! Magic please.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Applewhite posted:

I'll take a superpower, please.

The power to fly while inside subways (both underground rail and sandwich shops)

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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Mutant Headcrab posted:

Magical power is usually pretty cool. Do I need to roll a hit die or something?

You have the power to roll whatever numbers you want in non-prize games involving dice

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