Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Telesphorus
Oct 28, 2013
surely there are better things to do

(even posting on SA)

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
having friends is lame and sad

sexy mouse
Sep 18, 2008

sexy eye~
sexy nose~
sexy mouse~
don't you know~
fucl off bitch

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp
actually it's normal and healthy for any social person to do

e: in fact most long term friends for adults are former coworkers

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

depends on the co-workers

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
if you aren't friends with your gradeschool classmates you r a lozer

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Ghaz posted:

depends on the co-workers

Nope.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
that woudl imply having a job

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Sorry you have a bunch of co-workers who don't want to hang out with you because they realise how terrible of a person you are.

salty fries make me cry
Oct 3, 2007

~~i'm outside ur window~~
~throwin bricks at teh moon~
Pretty much all my coworkers smoke weed and I've hung out and smoked weed with some of them and it was fun & a good bonding experience.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

I would hate hanging out with part-time Wendy's kitchen staff too, OP.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Ghaz posted:

depends on the co-workers

ie. co workers are

1) people

potential friends start as

1) people

so when those two line up, no it aint sad... if theyre cool

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


All of OPs coworkers are hanging out at the bar drinking beers talking about how OP is going to shoot the place up at some point in the future.

gorki
Aug 9, 2014
hey op, more like cow-orkers!!!!!!!! am i correct?! :newlol:

Telesphorus
Oct 28, 2013

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

All of OPs coworkers are hanging out at the bar drinking beers talking about how OP is going to shoot the place up at some point in the future.

They're probably just intimidated by how unique and intelligent I am. They offered to buy me a drink at the bar, but I politely told them I was busy with my work, my passions, tonight.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
sometimes when I squeeze my legs together when laying down it crunches the poo poo out of my balls

gorki
Aug 9, 2014

Telesphorus posted:

my work, my passions

jerkin it?

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Let's go to APPLEBEES!!

Telesphorus
Oct 28, 2013

gorki posted:

jerkin it?

No. Experimentation. I'm doing science.

Far better for humanity than doing shots with females or "jerkin it" as you crudely call it, I will say.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

Let's go to APPLEBEES!!

Do you wanna split an appetizer?
no?
Okay, sorry, I thought we were at that level

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

Let's go to APPLEBEES!!

you ever been drunk at an applebees, trick? no? yeah.

if youve ever gotten fight drunk at an applebees you wouldnt be talkin poo poo, boy

Telesphorus
Oct 28, 2013
I once ate at an Applebee's next to a Wal-mart. Nickelback was playing inside.

The fries were good.

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich
hey man let's get an alley beer after work

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Telesphorus posted:

I once ate at an Applebee's next to a Wal-mart. Nickelback was playing inside.

The fries were good.

There was a Nickleback concert at an Applebee's? Pretty cool poo poo if you ask me.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Telesphorus posted:

No. Experimentation. I'm doing science.

Far better for humanity than doing shots with females or "jerkin it" as you crudely call it, I will say.

So what were you sticking up your rear end in a top hat?

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

this is wwhy i refuse to look for a job

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
hang your co-workers

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Hanging out with co-workers *and talking about work* is lame and sad

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006
Just learn to speak spanish so you can understand them OP. Then it won't be so pathetic and they'll also have to stop talkin' poo poo about how slowly you work.

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

ugh these social gatherings are taking away my video game stream watching time and being angry at xboxone

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

WHAT A GOOD DOG posted:

you ever been drunk at an applebees, trick? no? yeah.

if youve ever gotten fight drunk at an applebees you wouldnt be talkin poo poo, boy

those appletinis 'll get ya

Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014

the things u kids get up to while mom's in the restroom

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Kyrie eleison posted:

actually it's normal and healthy for any social person to do

e: in fact most long term friends for adults are former coworkers

this guy googled up some facts about whatever he said and edited his post with the secret knowledge he got from google and pretended he knew all along... pfahaha.,

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
I have tried to sleep with every female coworker, I have ever worked with. As long as they weren't fat or smelling funny.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Ghaz posted:

depends on the co-workers

gorki posted:

hey op, more like cow-orkers!!!!!!!! am i correct?! :newlol:

Maneck
Sep 11, 2011

texaholic posted:

I have tried to sleep with every female coworker, I have ever worked with. As long as they weren't fat or smelling funny.

You should pretend you're uninterested in them. Then, given their uninterest in you, you would have something in common with them.

don't do this if you're a robot

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

texaholic posted:

I have tried to sleep with every female coworker, I have ever worked with. As long as they weren't fat or smelling funny.

trying isn't the same as succeeding

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


i am the manager (6 years) local at the mcdonalds and i agree, that hanging out wiht co workers is lame. teenagers don't even know about life. all they do is tweet while they smoke your weed and ask you for beer

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Davincie posted:

trying isn't the same as succeeding

'You Miss 100% Of The Shots You Don't Take.'

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

hemophilia posted:

i am the manager (6 years) local at the mcdonalds and i agree, that hanging out wiht co workers is lame. teenagers don't even know about life. all they do is tweet while they smoke your weed and ask you for beer

Pretty sure I would try and gently caress there mom's and older sisters and aunts.

  • Locked thread