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1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
to advance the storyline you have to figure out what to do over and over and then find a new alpha to splatter blue acid cum all over you so you can continue from there or you can change the storyline to bone the badass chick but then lose all of humanity also robot suits

also SNAP SNAAP SNAP monsters

opinon?

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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider_and_web
This did it better.

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013
You should get your blue acid cum checked out, OP. It might be gonnorrhea.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

why didnt they just give the soldiers guns and sent like 10 million soldiers over? the armor didnt do poo poo to protect them and probably cost a million bucks for each suit.

and then they gave that one girl a final fantasy sword which is really dumb when youre fighting monsters that only have close range weapons. just give her a gun, idiots

also why didnt they nuke them?

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
welcome ta urf

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
if you think about it, pretty much every game with a death/continue system is like edge of tomorrow. (mind blown?)

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
edge of tomorrow was like watching a video game if it was a movie actually do you thin k edge of tomorrow was an attempt at bringing "lets play" to mainstream media?

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong
neat, ty :)
http://www.eblong.com/zarf/zweb/tangle/

The Modern Leper
Dec 25, 2008

You must be a masochist
This already happened, though:

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lester_the_Unlikely

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i liked it better when bill murray did it

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Robo Reagan posted:

i liked it better when bill murray did it

Even Tom Cruise liked it better when Bill Murray Did it.

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HJE-Cobra
Jul 15, 2007

Bear Witness

Hell Gem

Robo Reagan posted:

i liked it better when bill murray did it

Bill Murray, wearing a robot suit and fighting off an alien invasion

I'd watch it.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
oh look more squiggly pointy 3d models to shoot

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

WHAT A GOOD DOG posted:

why didnt they just give the soldiers guns and sent like 10 million soldiers over? the armor didnt do poo poo to protect them and probably cost a million bucks for each suit.

and then they gave that one girl a final fantasy sword which is really dumb when youre fighting monsters that only have close range weapons. just give her a gun, idiots

also why didnt they nuke them?


They did, Tom Cruise had guns. What you saw was basically everyone the army had left, they even put PR officer Tom Cruise on the ground against his will.

The guns fired bullshtainum rounds that they only had so many of so you get a bullshtainum backup melee weapon if you are important enough.

Nukes have never killed a single alien and you need the bullshtainum to kill the langoleers.

Morally Inept
Mar 5, 2012

by XyloJW
These kind of movies always have to have a kick rear end woman who can destroy anyone with her weapon of choice. In real life this isn't so.

As a side note, Have you noticed how female cops when they respond to a call are always trailed by 5 backup police cars filled with men? Why? Because females simply can't defend themselves in da hood.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
Wait so a shooter where if you die you start over and try again endlessly???????????????????????

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

WHAT A GOOD DOG posted:

also why didnt they nuke them?

lmao if unironic

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

edge until tomorrow

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Morally Inept posted:

These kind of movies always have to have a kick rear end woman who can destroy anyone with her weapon of choice. In real life this isn't so.

As a side note, Have you noticed how female cops when they respond to a call are always trailed by 5 backup police cars filled with men? Why? Because females simply can't defend themselves in da hood.

yes because boner :rolleyes:

but really she was so good because she had thousands of times of practice like tom cruise eventually did. you can probably get pretty good if you literally dont have to worry about death (ie video games)

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
FULL METAL BITCH

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

1gnoirents posted:

to advance the storyline you have to figure out what to do over and over and then find a new alpha to splatter blue acid cum all over you so you can continue from there or you can change the storyline to bone the badass chick but then lose all of humanity also robot suits

also SNAP SNAAP SNAP monsters

opinon?

was that the tom cruise movie where he kept restarting after he died?

Morally Inept
Mar 5, 2012

by XyloJW

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

was that the tom cruise movie where he kept restarting after he died?

Yes

staplegun
Sep 21, 2003

WHAT A GOOD DOG posted:

and then they gave that one girl a final fantasy sword which is really dumb when youre fighting monsters that only have close range weapons. just give her a gun, idiots

They should have kept it how it was in the book, a huge loving battleaxe made out of junked airplane parts that would literally twist off your spine if you swung it wrong with the added force of the power armor.

Also the aliens had explosive javelin things that they shot from their bodies but I don't think that was mentioned in the movie.

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DonJNavarro
Aug 16, 2000
I am so smart!....S-M-R-T!

:dukedog:

WHAT A GOOD DOG posted:

why didnt they just give the soldiers guns and sent like 10 million soldiers over? the armor didnt do poo poo to protect them and probably cost a million bucks for each suit.

and then they gave that one girl a final fantasy sword which is really dumb when youre fighting monsters that only have close range weapons. just give her a gun, idiots

also why didnt they nuke them?

if you read the book, the reason is that nobody but her and tom cruise live long enough to run out of ammo. so when they realize they cant win with guns cause they run out of ammo, they switch to battle axes.

also the writer of the book said he based it exactly off of video games and how he imagined his character learning from every death.

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