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ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

hemophilia posted:

it's Texas but it's all the same isnt it

Put up more mile markers or something, like a distinguished state would.

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

comrade zizek is very disappointed in the ops slovak oversight

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Dave Concepcion posted:

oh no an abundance of beautiful nature i can explore without stepping over other people, what hell is this?
you might run into hillbillies. a dying breed in eurup, though

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”

Zzulu posted:

Europeans look a lot like Americans, except not as fat. Also less black people but far more slavs :smithfrog:

Well Britain and our fellow former British colonials the Australians are giving us a run on our money, they're nearly as fat or already just as fat as us. Besides, the rest of Europe is also getting fatter as time goes on. The White Man's Burden, if you will.

Anyways, I'm already the best kind of European: American.

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

Mustang posted:

former British colonials the Australians
Anyways, I'm in prison and hate the natives.
I expect to get the votes because gently caress you.

ftfy

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Wow, I knew Scandinavia would be the top choice for anyone not a total idiot, but I didn't think it would be such a landslide.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Randler posted:

You shut your lying mouth.
austrians are just germans who pretend like they didn't love hitler

THS posted:

comrade zizek is very disappointed in the ops slovak oversight


the poll does include slovakian

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

Hobohemian posted:

Wow, I knew Scandinavia would be the top choice for anyone not a total idiot, but I didn't think it would be such a landslide.

They have like 3 people in prison. The prisons look like high rent new york city apartments, but free.

Criminals are gonna invade you to get into those prisons, good luck.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
Anybody who voted Danish should preemptively be considered a sex offender.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

A Buttery Pastry posted:

austrians are just germans who pretend like they didn't love hitler

the poll does include slovakian

sorry meant slovene. im not a european ok im just a europe fan

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

THS posted:

sorry meant slovene. im not a european ok im just a europe fan
i think the OP can be excused for forgetting the slovenes, when the people complaining about it mix them up with slovakians

(slovenes are the best europeans)

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

A Buttery Pastry posted:

i think the OP can be excused for forgetting the slovenes, when the people complaining about it mix them up with slovakians

(slovenes are the best europeans)

No one is a good person, we have our ways though.

edit : look within to seek doubt, also, i'm make a law against it.

Obsidius
Nov 18, 2009

If you ever drop your
keys into a river of molten
lava, let 'em go, because
man, they're gone.
I'd be Polish as getting a job in the UK is a bitch if you're British these days.

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”

God drat is that loving disgusting. What the gently caress, Denmark?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

remember when the german green party went to bat for pedophiles

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

all european politicians are pedophiles

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Lawman 0 posted:

remember when the german green party went to bat for pedophiles

I think they always get overshadowed by that other famous german party. What's their name again? I hate when this happens, it's on the tip of my tongue.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Mustang posted:

God drat is that loving disgusting. What the gently caress, Denmark?
hey, it's not like we're alone. it's legal in half the us too, plus a few other european countries, and some of the ones its illegal in only made it illegal like a year ago.

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

Hobohemian posted:

I think they always get overshadowed by that other famous german party. What's their name again? I hate when this happens, it's on the tip of my tongue.

hate?

My next president of this united states is gonna be a republican, good luck on your 11th tour.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

A Buttery Pastry posted:

hey, it's not like we're alone. it's legal in half the us too, plus a few other european countries, and some of the ones its illegal in only made it illegal like a year ago.

plus they've got v slutty animals in Denmark

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

plus they've got v slutty animals in Denmark

they were asking for it the way they were dressed

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

plus they've got v slutty animals in Denmark

ur mom finally emigrated?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
look, scandinavia is pretty great on paper but it's pretty dull here compared to a lot of other places in Europe tbh and the lovely rainy grey weather is kind of a big deal


We had crazy good weather this summer though, but that's rare

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Lawman 0 posted:

remember when the german green party went to bat for pedophiles

Please don't misrepresent the German left. They still do that.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

yes but in scandinavia i could quit my job and just live on welfare my entire life, the state subsidizing my shitposting 24/7

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

:gay: :hitler: and loving it

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

plus they've got v slutty animals in Denmark
just because they made it illegal to gently caress animals in sweden this year does not mean you get to gently caress ours

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

serious question:

if you are ok with murdering an animal just to eat it, how can you object to someone loving it??

i just now became a vegetarian because of this epiphany

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

THS posted:

yes but in scandinavia i could quit my job and just live on welfare my entire life, the state subsidizing my shitposting 24/7

Most people have hope , something lacking in most modern countries.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

THS posted:

yes but in scandinavia i could quit my job and just live on welfare my entire life, the state subsidizing my shitposting 24/7

the only way to live imho

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
loving animals is a victimless crime. like punching someone in the dark

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

Zzulu posted:

look, scandinavia is pretty great on paper but it's pretty dull here compared to a lot of other places in Europe tbh and the lovely rainy grey weather is kind of a big deal


We had crazy good weather this summer though, but that's rare

:qq: i need tinsel and sunshine to keep my fragile, inferior psyche from collapsing :qq:

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


its actually masturbation and it's weird to describe it as animal sex or loving because this implies a level of personhood i will never gift to animals.

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW
Yeah scandinavia is ez mode. You don't want to live there.

BombiTheZombie
Mar 27, 2010

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Randler posted:

Please don't misrepresent the German left. They still do that.

:negative:
Next your going to tell me that the German left forgot the cold war is over and are still supporting Russia.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

icantfindaname posted:

belgium's not a real country, are you dutch, french, or german?

Walloonian you pleb and Belgium is a real country, it just doesn't work in a lot of awesome ways and it also works in a lot of awesome ways and occasionally when you're frustrated with something you can just go buy a hugeass Chimay for like 3.50 euros and drink it on a park bench in front of an 800 year old church while watching pigeons trying to gently caress each other and fat people pissing in the bushes then accidentally falling into it.

It's pcool

Jesus Christ fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Sep 8, 2014

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Voted Finland because http://www.hel-looks.com/

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I once met an incredibly attractive girl from Moldova so that country gets my vote.

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fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
:borat:

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