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You have entered the world of dungeons and pathfinding. A place where poo poo involving gnomes, goblins, and other god forsaken creatures exist. Racism is everywhere except its not against colors but actual races and generally well accepted so keep that in mind! I'm sure color has to do with that too though cause lets be honest. If these retards are gonna be racist over one thing it'll probably be over other things too. So, whats your name class and race?
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Black dude named "Salamander Jones" and my class is high.
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Sep 7, 2014 20:03
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Captain Candiru posted:Black dude named "Salamander Jones" and my class is high. sounds like a high fire wizard cause you're blazin.
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Sep 7, 2014 20:05
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I'm a human peasant, but I tell the king's royal tumbler that I'm a half-elf witch and it makes me feel more special.
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Sep 7, 2014 20:06
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asian
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Sep 7, 2014 20:06
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Parallax Scroll posted:asian You get +1 racial bonuses to maths and ping pong
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Sep 7, 2014 20:11
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Ville Valo posted:I'm a human peasant, but I tell the king's royal tumbler that I'm a half-elf witch and it makes me feel more special. well played, however half elves are despised because of racism. Therefore you are tied up and burned at the steak while having stones thrown at you. Al Borland fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Sep 7, 2014 |
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Sep 7, 2014 20:12
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godspiss hoarysexual, halftwink berserker
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Sep 7, 2014 20:14
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I'm Das Boo and it's exactly what it sounds like.
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Sep 7, 2014 20:14
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I'm a human son born into a well to do merchant family. I spend most of my time hanging out at the ball-to-basket courts with the half-orcs. I try my best to act like them, but they only keep me around because I always have that dank skooma on me. My gov't name is Barry Kleinfelt, but I go by K'wame Kilo.
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Sep 7, 2014 20:14
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Das Boo posted:I'm Das Boo and it's exactly what it sounds like. germanic poltergeists are an illegal race class combo. Luckily I am a merciful DM. super macho dude posted:I'm a human son born into a well to do merchant family. I spend most of my time hanging out at the ball-to-basket courts with the half-orcs. I try my best to act like them, but they only keep me around because I always have that dank skooma on me. My gov't name is Barry Kleinfelt, but I go by K'wame Kilo. Hanging out with half orcs!? My goodness you are certain to bring your father trouble from the local racists who will surely harass him and assault his caravans while disguised as bandits. Perhaps your family will even end up dead and you will be on a quest for vengeance.
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Sep 7, 2014 20:16
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I played D&D a couple of times, once as a dwarf with blue hair with such length that, when combined with his beard and pubes, could be knotted together to form crude clothing. His name was Ale Goutfoote and he would declare every single action he made "IN THE NAME OF MORODIN!" (his god) regardless of how terrible or heretical his actions (e.g. smashing a glass over someone's head for little to no reason in a tavern). Can't remember his class - warrior? he had a big old axe.
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Sep 7, 2014 20:18
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what race's got the best anal circumference stats in this setting op
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Sep 7, 2014 20:18
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I'm a 5th level Weretwink shitpostermancer. I have 15 charisma, 14 comeliness and a +3 modifier to saving throws vs mod probation.
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Sep 7, 2014 20:21
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humans are OP in basically every modern tabletop RPG so let's go with that
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Sep 7, 2014 20:21
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Garbad Jr., goatman, fisher.
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Sep 7, 2014 20:23
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Al Borland posted:germanic poltergeists are an illegal race class combo. Luckily I am a merciful DM. I was hoping to pursue a career as a bard. The half-orcs have this delightful sing-song way of music where they will rhyme spoken words to the rhythm of a drum, using much braggadocio and insulting the other singer.
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Sep 7, 2014 20:24
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scrunt
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Sep 7, 2014 20:25
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Al Borland posted:germanic poltergeists are an illegal race class combo. Luckily I am a merciful DM. Wunderbar! My powers are Door Slam and Holocaust! 
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Sep 7, 2014 20:25
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Quickscope420dad posted:I played D&D a couple of times, once as a dwarf with blue hair with such length that, when combined with his beard and pubes, could be knotted together to form crude clothing. His name was Ale Goutfoote and he would declare every single action he made "IN THE NAME OF MORODIN!" (his god) regardless of how terrible or heretical his actions (e.g. smashing a glass over someone's head for little to no reason in a tavern). Can't remember his class - warrior? he had a big old axe. Congratulations you've unlocked special class Alcoholic. Also that's an awesome dwarf. Das Boo posted:Wunderbar! My powers are Door Slam and Holocaust! Holocaust is extremely powerful against kobolds. Doorslam will definitely come in hand in when you trap them in the room before it. E: super macho dude posted:I was hoping to pursue a career as a bard. The half-orcs have this delightful sing-song way of music where they will rhyme spoken words to the rhythm of a drum, using much braggadocio and insulting the other singer. You will begin your journey as a bard who comes home to find his family murdered and the family business now being run by your super racist uncle who blames your former half-orc friends and their king Orcbama
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Sep 7, 2014 20:27
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Dick Hardboner, Banana Huckster
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Sep 7, 2014 20:29
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Dangerous Cheesely Goblin mudfucker
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Sep 7, 2014 20:36
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Above Our Own posted:Dick Hardboner, Banana Huckster Excellent story tie in! You have bananas imported and exported through Barry Kleinfelt's family. However with recent attacks on caravans and the new takeover by his uncle. Your banana shipments have been arriving late and missing several cases here and there. unlimited shrimp posted:Garbad Jr., goatman, fisher. You are known as an expert master batesman. You spend all day pulling your rod out and waving it out into the mighty sea with other men. It constantly sprays against you, but you love the feeling of being one with the other men and nature. Snowglobe of Doom posted:I'm a 5th level Weretwink shitpostermancer. I have 15 charisma, 14 comeliness and a +3 modifier to saving throws vs mod probation. Impressive but the mods of this realm are cruel and merciless! Tuxedo Catfish posted:humans are OP in basically every modern tabletop RPG so let's go with that You are Dwight Privelledge. You have pretty much everything going well for you except for the case of gout you have from eating too much fancy liver.
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Sep 7, 2014 20:37
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I'm Feranon and I'm a genderqueer psychic elf priest(ess)
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Sep 7, 2014 20:37
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Half elf cum lord venti frappaccino
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Sep 7, 2014 20:39
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Goldorn Windsong, fake treasure chest with sharp teeth and a big old sloppy tongue
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Sep 7, 2014 20:47
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Khanstant posted:Dangerous Cheesely naem posted:Half elf cum lord venti frappaccino Feranon posted:I'm Feranon and I'm a genderqueer psychic elf priest(ess) Local brothel matron.
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Sep 7, 2014 20:47
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Zombies' Downfall posted:Goldorn Windsong, fake treasure chest with sharp teeth and a big old sloppy tongue You are the duke of Bottomsville. Where everyone is currently at / lives.
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Sep 7, 2014 20:47
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Nubian drow it's like a drow just we look like actual black people
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Sep 7, 2014 20:48
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Invictus, Turdlord, Elf.
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Sep 7, 2014 20:48
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gaysterious, kender, psychic warrior/druid/samurai
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Sep 7, 2014 20:49
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Can we do Homestuck classes? Because I consider myself a Prince of Light. I haven't got the badge for my tumblr, yet, though.
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Sep 7, 2014 20:50
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Reverse 1950's Household (everything about it), working class, white.
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Sep 7, 2014 20:50
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Al Borland posted:Local brothel matron. 
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Sep 7, 2014 20:52
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barack hussein obama lizardperson lvl 30 priest of termagant
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Sep 7, 2014 20:53
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Furiously scribblin "poo poo rear end" to all 3 required fields
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Sep 7, 2014 20:54
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Okay! Now your ADVENTURE BEGINS! You're all doing various poo poo throughout the town some of you literally... When you hear a large commotion of shouting and cheering coming from the center of town. What do you do?
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Sep 7, 2014 20:58
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Doobie Panhandler /w a Dream Werefrogdog
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Sep 7, 2014 20:58
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lavernicus rext, dork elf peasant, scrambles to his feet, dropping his limited edition Naruto paperback novelization to the ground "what the...", he mutters as the shadow blotted out the sky...
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Sep 7, 2014 20:59
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shitpost elemental
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