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It's pretty great now that you can watch parents brawl with each other with no fear of accidently getting in on the action. The party rooms are all caged in and you're lead through a cage tunnel single file to enter and exit. The Arcades are all in their individual steel cage boxes, so no more of people slamming into the machine and knocking it over. But yeah the brawls still happen, nothing like a grown rear end man getting drunk on a bottle of cheap alcohol he smuggled in, ripping off his pants getting up on the table while fully erect and declaring he's going to "rape the living hell out of all these pussy rear end motherfuckers right here" as he proceeds to rip off some other dude's shirt and beats the living poo poo out of him and slams him against the steel cage. The one thing they didn't install are spit guards because the fluid still makes it through the cages. That and teeth, which is pretty nasty because they can fly a good few yards and wind up in your food. The Jurassic Park machine is still out of order and has been so for around 8 years now.
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But really I come for the pizza.
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The chuck e cheese I go to doesn't have any of these problems I have never seen parents fight there or anything
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Sep 8, 2014 05:15
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i'm the guy who bought all the spider rings
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Sep 8, 2014 05:18
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Rad Tad posted:i'm the guy who bought all the spider rings you motherfucker
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Sep 8, 2014 05:21
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chuck e cheese still exists?? lol i think all the ones nearby closed down
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Sep 8, 2014 05:24
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chuck e cheese was ghetto. huckleberry junction ftw
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Sep 8, 2014 05:26
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porkchop_express posted:chuck e cheese was ghetto. huckleberry junction ftw i did like the air hockey tables and stuff, but even as a kid, i didn't like going because I thought it was ghetto as hell (and i didn't even understand ghetto). and I thought the pizza was not good. if a kid thinks the pizza is bad then lol never been to huckleberry junction though  lasertag and tube town ftw
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Sep 8, 2014 05:28
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Dexters Secret posted:you motherfucker enjoy your lovely sticky hands that will pull lint and hair off of whatever you stick them against, shitlord i'm the king of hollow's eve
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Rad Tad posted:i'm the guy who bought all the spider rings back in middle school there was some kid that allegedly wore a spider ring on his pennis...they never caught the attention of early intervention but word got out on this happening and i dont think he ever made the transition to high school which was prob a good thing 
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Sep 8, 2014 05:35
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I'm goin. DZ. Discovery Zone. Where I can cut loose and be on my own.
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Sep 8, 2014 05:36
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my dick is now the prince of hollow's eve
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Korthal posted:I'm goin. DZ. Discovery Zone. Where I can cut loose and be on my own. That place was poo poo and their ballpit always smelled.
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Sep 9, 2014 08:44
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Parent Boxing Zone. I just saved Chuck E Cheese.The Taint Reaper posted:That place was poo poo and their ballpit always smelled. You were too fat for the tube slide and the zip line, weren't you?
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Sep 9, 2014 08:46
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Hobohemian posted:Parent Boxing Zone. I just saved Chuck E Cheese. No, but the Zipline scared the hell out of me because I hated high places.
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Sep 9, 2014 08:48
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The Taint Reaper posted:No, but the Zipline scared the hell out of me because I hated high places. Yeah, I was joking. Fatties were loving king of the zip.
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Sep 9, 2014 08:49
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I has to zip line down from a tree once, three stories up in the air. Never again.
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Sep 9, 2014 08:50
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Bip Roberts posted:But really I come for the pizza. Chuck E cheese pizza is a greasy pile of crap. Never again.
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Sep 9, 2014 08:51
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Do any of the animatronic animal bands ever work? I've never seen one function
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ColdReaches posted:Chuck E cheese pizza is a greasy pile of crap. Never again. Wait until you have nephews and nieces, and a bunch of small cousins and you live in the same city.
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Hobohemian posted:Wait until you have nephews and nieces, and a bunch of small cousins and you live in the same city. Dairy queen, and a nice walk in the park.
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Sep 9, 2014 08:57
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It was cool when it was Showbiz Pizza.
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naem posted:Do any of the animatronic animal bands ever work? I've never seen one function They do, but literally no one ever pays attention to them also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVCK7wSt7Oo
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Sep 9, 2014 17:13
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Come for the food, stay for the Hep B/C/D in the blood splatter
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ColdReaches posted:Dairy queen, and a nice walk in the park. "Do we have to?" "Just humor him kids, I'll buy you a toy later."
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naem posted:Do any of the animatronic animal bands ever work? I've never seen one function 
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Sep 9, 2014 19:03
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Peachstapler posted:It was cool when it was Showbiz Pizza. dating yourself with this one
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Sep 9, 2014 19:07
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"I'm a bitchmade pussy who's afraid of Chuck E Cheese robot bands so I'm gonna make a lovely horror game based on them"
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Sep 9, 2014 19:11
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Yaldabaoth posted:"I'm a bitchmade pussy who's afraid of Chuck E Cheese robot bands so I'm gonna make a lovely horror game based on them" There is actually a job at Chuck E Cheese that involves keeping the kids distracted from the animatronics so they don't cry. At least that's what I have observed.
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Sep 9, 2014 19:13
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Awesome Welles posted:They do, but literally no one ever pays attention to them 2.33 gets me every time
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Sep 9, 2014 19:17
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Charles cheese is not jail.
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Sep 9, 2014 19:32
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the doorman won't let me into chuck e cheese anymore :/
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Sep 9, 2014 19:43
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what the gently caress are you talking about
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Awesome Welles posted:They do, but literally no one ever pays attention to them Didn't even have to click to know what this was going to be, so I clicked it anyway. The most awesome part about this is the guy who makes these videos is the guy that originally designed the robots, which makes it even more awesome to me.
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Sep 9, 2014 23:05
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I'm the guy who bought sixteen army parachute dudes and threw them off the second floor staircase into the ceiling fan
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Sep 9, 2014 23:32
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Does Chuck E Cheese have a no singles policy? I want to go to pick up some chicks.
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Decrepus posted:Does Chuck E Cheese have a no singles policy? I want to go to pick up some chicks. something something aatrek
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i was recently around a bunch of (asian) ppl watching this on like twitch or something to kill some time and they were ridiculously freaked out over it (mostly the girls) idk what the big deal is or even why anyone would want to play that much less watch it.
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Awesome Welles posted:They do, but literally no one ever pays attention to them I personally prefer: http://youtu.be/RbnN6QmdrH4 
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