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Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Write down a detailed outline of the attacks along with the next ten years of history then send all the info to a news crew before you tape a bunch of firecrackers and american flags to yourself and jump off the top of one of the towers.

you'll look super crazy then BOOM the attacks happen and within a year TLC has a series where they sort through your old notebooks from school looking for more predictions. Future you will be living sweet off those royalty checks and getting mad puss from syndication of your story.

Its what we in the time travel bizz call "the long con"

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Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

hemophilia posted:

a literal child with an obligation to almost decade's worth of education i don't actually need.

this is actually not a problem and would probs work like this

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Dusty Baker 2 posted:

kill myself so I get a full page in the yearbook.

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