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Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Run like hell.

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Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

So we got binned by three bullies just after the opening? I say we name the character Bastienne in honor of The Neverending Story.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Mine now.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Keep it secret; keep it safe.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

I've got a bone to pick with you! *Cue Crypt Keeper laugh*

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Grow your undead army.

I have to wonder how the book railroads you into keeping the necromantic wand if you don't pick the "hell yes" options, but I will admit that using player incentive is a pretty good way to hide the rail tracks.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Pimpmust posted:

Why do I get the feeling this will quickly wander into some sort of gory Z-list horror movie thing?

And what's up with those kids stabbing and murdering an adult soldier :psyduck:

I believe question A answers question B. Gore is more important here than sense.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Nyaa posted:

Hit it with your shovel. "STAY DEAD, DADDY!"

I was going to say use the bone, but yeah, the shovel is funnier.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Break out the trench coats because anonymity is apparently a virtue.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Build the army!

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Check the gravestones. We got a chance to pull off some quality irony here and we shouldn't waste it.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Oh well. Let's pick up some meatbags from the new section.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Force of will sounds like Control, so let's give that a shot.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Going to school like a normal kid seems like the best way to keep a low profile.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Betcha ain't had an undead wedgie before.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Hopefully Maximilian loves splatter horror as much as we obviously do.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Oh come on, you sissies, gorefest romances are always hilarious. If this gamebook does it right, he should lose at least one limb by the end of things.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

I love that murdering him is an option. But hey, let's give this a chance and talk it out.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Joke about drug deals because that sounds the most cynical.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

And once again murder is an option. I'd really like to see a psychopath playthrough of this at some point. But until then I say we let Sam touch it.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Ooh, a ghost. Let's chat.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Lady, these things need some industrial-strength cleaners.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

I suppose it is time to get some help from the hairdressers.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

I got this customer you just have to see...

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Double the fun with a skeleton.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Crepuscule Adepte posted:

...Aren't we here for a zombie haircut? Isn't that the entire reason why we're here?

I just figure the skeleton would appreciate a good skull polishing.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Our undead minions are like children, and that means we have to be fiscally responsible for them.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

It seems to be a question of whether we want to be petty, small-minded psychos or one of the leads from Weekend at Bernie's or Shaun of the Dead. I'm personally pulling for the latter, and it seems like most of the rest of us are, too.

As for right now, we won't get any food unless we wait for the shop to open.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

You got some white on you.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Guffaw and exeunt.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

What seems to be the problem, officer?

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

I love a parade!

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Robbie? Undead horde. Undead horde? Robbie.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Bastienne would be the Gatekeeper. Let's mix metaphors and invoke Night of the Living Dead.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

"Hey, Banshee, this wouldn't be a vampire, would it?"

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Oh whatever. It's a vampire, so don't leave the house.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Give him a place in the basement. Hopefully it'll give the banshee someone else to bother.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Eh, it's not like we're using the room.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Falkor

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Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

What do you think of TV vampires?
What the hell is this humerus thing?
Why are you here of all places?

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