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Run like hell.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2014 07:48 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 04:45 |
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So we got binned by three bullies just after the opening? I say we name the character Bastienne in honor of The Neverending Story.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 06:52 |
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Mine now.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2014 05:23 |
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Keep it secret; keep it safe.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2014 01:51 |
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I've got a bone to pick with you! *Cue Crypt Keeper laugh*
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2014 07:21 |
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Grow your undead army. I have to wonder how the book railroads you into keeping the necromantic wand if you don't pick the "hell yes" options, but I will admit that using player incentive is a pretty good way to hide the rail tracks.
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2014 07:45 |
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Pimpmust posted:Why do I get the feeling this will quickly wander into some sort of gory Z-list horror movie thing? I believe question A answers question B. Gore is more important here than sense.
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2014 20:54 |
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Nyaa posted:Hit it with your shovel. "STAY DEAD, DADDY!" I was going to say use the bone, but yeah, the shovel is funnier.
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2014 04:50 |
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Break out the trench coats because anonymity is apparently a virtue.
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2014 15:37 |
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Build the army!
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2014 18:33 |
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Check the gravestones. We got a chance to pull off some quality irony here and we shouldn't waste it.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2014 00:53 |
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Oh well. Let's pick up some meatbags from the new section.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2014 19:36 |
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Force of will sounds like Control, so let's give that a shot.
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2014 04:42 |
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Going to school like a normal kid seems like the best way to keep a low profile.
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2014 19:04 |
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Betcha ain't had an undead wedgie before.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2014 02:48 |
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Hopefully Maximilian loves splatter horror as much as we obviously do.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2014 06:16 |
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Oh come on, you sissies, gorefest romances are always hilarious. If this gamebook does it right, he should lose at least one limb by the end of things.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2014 07:13 |
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I love that murdering him is an option. But hey, let's give this a chance and talk it out.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2014 04:04 |
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Joke about drug deals because that sounds the most cynical.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2014 17:58 |
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And once again murder is an option. I'd really like to see a psychopath playthrough of this at some point. But until then I say we let Sam touch it.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2014 03:07 |
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Ooh, a ghost. Let's chat.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2014 04:36 |
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Lady, these things need some industrial-strength cleaners.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2014 05:31 |
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I suppose it is time to get some help from the hairdressers.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2014 17:30 |
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I got this customer you just have to see...
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2014 21:43 |
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Double the fun with a skeleton.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2014 01:14 |
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Crepuscule Adepte posted:...Aren't we here for a zombie haircut? Isn't that the entire reason why we're here? I just figure the skeleton would appreciate a good skull polishing.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2014 01:37 |
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Our undead minions are like children, and that means we have to be fiscally responsible for them.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2014 03:40 |
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It seems to be a question of whether we want to be petty, small-minded psychos or one of the leads from Weekend at Bernie's or Shaun of the Dead. I'm personally pulling for the latter, and it seems like most of the rest of us are, too. As for right now, we won't get any food unless we wait for the shop to open.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2014 22:46 |
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You got some white on you.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2014 04:11 |
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Guffaw and exeunt.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2014 16:26 |
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What seems to be the problem, officer?
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2014 18:45 |
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I love a parade!
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2014 07:07 |
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Robbie? Undead horde. Undead horde? Robbie.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2014 22:14 |
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Bastienne would be the Gatekeeper. Let's mix metaphors and invoke Night of the Living Dead.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2014 01:50 |
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"Hey, Banshee, this wouldn't be a vampire, would it?"
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2014 05:18 |
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Oh whatever. It's a vampire, so don't leave the house.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2014 21:09 |
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Give him a place in the basement. Hopefully it'll give the banshee someone else to bother.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 19:36 |
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Eh, it's not like we're using the room.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 23:08 |
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Falkor
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2014 02:06 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 04:45 |
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What do you think of TV vampires? What the hell is this humerus thing? Why are you here of all places?
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2014 17:21 |